Remus:*Standing At The Top Of The Stairs With A Ball Up His Shirt* IM PREGNANT

Remus:*Standing at the top of the stairs with a ball up his shirt* IM PREGNANT

Logan: With all of the options. Why did I pick you?

Remus: BECAUSE IM CARRYING OUR CHILD!

Virgil: Why are Patton and Logan sitting back to back?

Roman: They had a fight

Virgil: Why are they holding hands?

Roman: They get sad when they fight

Logan: *Cuts his finger* Ow

Patton: Don't worry I got you! *Kisses Logan's finger*

Logan: *Blushing* what...

Patton: On things I've watched parent's give there kiddos kisses when they hurt themself to make them feel better

*Later*

Roman: *Writing*

Logan: *Kicks the door down* ROMAN I NEED YOU TO PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH

Roman: *Confused screaming*

Deceit: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the 'Good' side?

Thomas: *Playing a video game* Because being mean makes me feel bad

Logan: 23 hundred years of philosophy and this motherf**ker gets it in one sentence

Patton: You know what, we're smart to smartypants

Logan: Then what's the difference between a gametes and a zygote?

Roman: Don't fall for it Pat! He's just making up words!

Patton: What do you want to be when your older?

Remus: A dinosaur!

Patton: Oh Remus

*Later*

Remus: *Running around as a T-rex*

Patton: I should have listened