Patton: You Know What, We're Smart To Smartypants

Patton: You know what, we're smart to smartypants

Logan: Then what's the difference between a gametes and a zygote?

Roman: Don't fall for it Pat! He's just making up words!

Updated angst theme songs

Virgil: Brave As A Noun ~ Andrew Jackson Jihad

Roman: 100 Bad Days ~ AJH

Logan: Born Without A Heart ~ Faouzia

Patton: Little Girl ~ Faith Marie

Deceit: Stupid & Anxious ~ Joel Faviere

Deceit: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the 'Good' side?

Thomas: *Playing a video game* Because being mean makes me feel bad

Logan: 23 hundred years of philosophy and this motherf**ker gets it in one sentence

Patton: And no underwear left on the stairs Mr

Thomas: I don't like that word!

Logan: Too bad. Stairs, Stairs, Stairs!

Patton: ...He meant underwear...

Logan: ...

Logan: oh

Deceit: Virgil is not my son!

Logan: Then why do you have his report card on the refrigerator?

Deceit: He got all A's. I was proud, so what?

Patton: What about that crayon drawing next to it?

Roman: Wait, Virgil did that? It looks like a child did it. I thought it was Remus's

Deceit: Excuse me! My talented son worked very hard on that beautiful drawing and if you don't take that back right this second I will kick your a** all the way to the f**king core of the earth!

Everyone: ...

Deceit: ... I mean I don't like them either *Awkward laugh*

Deceit & Remus: -2, 1! Happy new year! *Kisses*

Logan: It's April! Stop making out everytime the microwave goes off!