Deceit: What's Your Body Count?

Deceit: What's your body count?

Remus: For what?

Deceit: How many people you've slept with

Remus: Oh I thought you found the basement

Deceit:

Deceit: We have a basement?

Roman: Ok Roman, what would a Disney Prince do

Virgil: Kiss the first unconscious person he sees

Roman: Yes Virgil you genius!

Roman: *Knocks Virgil out*

Patton: KIDDO

Logan: *sighs* Not again

Logan: *Choking*

Patton: KIDDOS HELP!

Roman: Google says his symptoms are signs of poor internet connection

Roman: You f**king robot

Roman: *High fives Virgil*

Remus: Thomas shoot for the moon

Remus: If you miss, shoot again. Keep shooting and never stop. Someday one of us will destroy that stupid sky circle and-

Remus: What? What are you- Its right behind me isn't it? Crap! Everyone act casual!

Thomas: There was once a story about a chicken that only visited people with a good mental health...

Thomas: Knock knock

The Sides: Who's there?

Thomas: Not the chicken!

Roman: I'm gonna grow my hair out and when that b**ch needs a cutting I'm gonna pull a Mulan and slice that thing

Logan: ...what

Virgil: He means he's gonna cut his hair with his sword

Logan: Oh.

Logan: ...

Logan: Oh my god don't do that the split ends-