Camp

Camp

Patton: Why are you evening out here?

Virgil: Well its definitely not because the bus only comes in from the city to drop off and pick up campers and so far seems to be my only reasonable method of escaping this f***ing nightmare of a camp. Definitely not that.

Patton: heeeey language

Virgil: Suck a D-

Humano

Deceit: Hey Remus!

Deceit: Soy un ser humano incompetente

Remus: *Gasp* I thought you were a snake!

Deceit: ...

Deceit: Roman what did you make me say

Virgil~

Roman: So how tall are you?

Logan: 5'8

Roman: Patton?

Patton: 5'5

Roman: Virgil~

Virgil: ...

Virgil: F*** you

Guitar

Roman: *In the distance* This is gonna be awesome

Remy: This is gonna be awful

Patton: Aw come on Remy, look at the brightside! Virgil made not one, not three, but two new friends today! *Starts to pull out guitar*

Remy: *Grabs guitar and wacks him*

Owie

Roman: I can't do this alone! Which means you've gotta pull yourself together!

Patton: Gosh darn it, your right Roman. Todays the day i get hard!

Roman: Ok... maybe we dont phrase it like that

Patton: Oh no! Rule one, no backing down. LOOK OUT WORLD IM HARD AND IM COMING! Whether he likes it or not. Logan is gonna let me in! *Kicks door* Owie

Virgil: So does he wanna help Logan, or f*** him?

Overalls

Logan : Is it like a character creator in the sims, like they pick out a little pink frilly dress and like "hmm i dont like that one. Maybe some overalls"

Roman: No No thats not *Laughs*