Bamboozled - Tumblr Posts
wanted dead or alive $10000 bounty, artists rendition of a medium to large insect that had attacked him
im so cute and awesome too bad im not real
hey this song kinda reminds me of you
https://open.spotify.com/track/4PTG3Z6ehGkBFwjybzWkR8?si=Lwu4VwOUQP-Zqzgnk55QxA
it just gives off ur vibes 🤷♂️
Burger, blow this anon up
I've been Rick rolled but actually so true >_<
The first ingredient in Grape Juicy Juice is Apple Juice
So Portal has resurfaced itself in my life as my biggest hyperfixation and now my boyfriend has bamboozled my ass by saying if I actually learn to drive and get a car (two things I am petrified of doing) he will buy me a replica portal gun. He really got my ass.
EXACTLY
I was mainly watching secret invasion because of Maria what the hell
I hope he’s lying...
I sometimes wonder what parents are thinking when they shroud their children in ignorance…
Are they protecting themselves from having to explain the virus?
Are they bamboozled into thinking that there is no pandemic?
They vaccinate their son against the flu yet he has no idea what ‘corona’ or ‘covid-19’ is…
What does he think of these masks then? A sudden fashion trend?
At least he wasn’t told it was all an elaborate hoax…
It would be cool if you could shapeshift and then you shapeshift into anime/movie characters and go to a convention and everyone is amazed at how well made the "cosplay" is but actually it's just a shapeshifter
YALL IT HAPPENED AGAIN
WHAT THE FLIPPIN FUCKK⁉️⁉️⁉️
FIRST TRY AGAIN
I love Violent Evergarden with a passion but every time I rewatch I'm. Jumping through so many hoops to make it match what I want it to be.
The show: I know the general loved me
Me: -like a daughter!
The show: What is this feeling in my chest, when I see that shade of green?
Me: Mourning for your father!! Missing your dad.
The show: He drapped his coat over her, promising to give her a better life
Me: Because he's a good dad who wants the best for his daughter
I genuinely got through like. The entire series before realizing this anime was not a deep dive into familial and platonic love and. When I connected the dots I was in d i s t r e s s.
𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞
‧˚꒰🐾꒱༘⋆
is it possible to be an alterhuman without knowing what animal you are?
is it possible to be an alterhuman without knowing what animal you spiritually identify with?
is it possible to be an alterhuman without knowing if you are one or not?
is it possible to be an alterhuman without knowing if it's just feels like a strong desire to not be human?
is it possible to be an alterhuman without knowing if what i am experiencing is shifts or just me trying to unconsciously convince myself i am one?
is it possible to be an alterhuman without knowing if you're faking or not?
is it possible to be an alterhuman without knowing ANYTHING ABOUT MYSELF AT ALL??! 😭😭
˚🖇️✩ ₊˚
(heyheyhey for my lauvers out there yk what song this is frommm 😌)
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Being Vegan
Archive #23 | copyright to saturnfairycat
Author's note: yep... this one is definitely more intense than the rest. So it definitely deserves a debrief. Debrief: NSFW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I don't wanna be cancelled thank u). Warnings: gore, mentions of cannibalism, torture, strong imaginary. Probably 16+ MINIMUM. Anyway happy meal lmao
Being Vegan
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I'm thirsty,
drowning in the sea of blood.
None of that quenches me, none of it satisfies me.
Fuck,
I'm so thirsty.
I need a beating heart,
a live one.
I'm hungry,
A pile of organs at my disposal, cursing me with famine.
Your heart on my platter,
I devour it whole like a cowardly beast whose starved beyond saving.
Starved?
I'm so starved.
Hold me,
for all the love in the world, hold me.
You are my last meal on death row, my last moments in heaven.
My bones ache at the emptiness I feel,
My marrow sucked dry from the greedy.
I wear your bite marks in my flesh like a jewel, a crown to behold.
The hunger never subsides, your skin never healed.
If I bore my eyes out for you,
Would you see your starved reflection as you stare?
Forget all olives that reside in your gardens,
Use them,
My eyeballs,
Pickled for your drinks.
I do not wish to waste,
For I will grow sick if I consume rotten meat.
But it is hard not to admire such beauty that your anatomy frames.
And I cannot refrigerate you, it will ruin the taste.
…
…
…
Am I going crazy?
This is beyond lust, beyond hunger.
For I cannot see a world without your eyes sewn shut.
Is this lifetime not for me?
I do not wish to be another guinea-pig, a test subject for-
A play,
An orchestra,
A script,
A role.
You are my crime, my will to live.
My bones ache because my sensitive teeth make me wince,
Sinking into your flesh,
Chipping my canines from biting into your hip bone.
I want to saw my skull in half,
Detach half of my brain,
and place one of your halves to fill the void.
I want to clench a fistful of your hair,
staring into your hollow eye sockets.
Does bruised skin taste different from fair skin?
I'm finished, I cannot move on.
Your nails dig into my intestines, twisting them to make me gag.
For gods sake, stop tormenting me.
I would devour you in a heartbeat,
But you would rather savour me;
My rotting flesh,
Cursing your tongue.
Are you not afraid of hunger, you starved animal?
Bite me, rip me, end me.
For I will love you, a thousand times over,
If it means I will have the last bite.
Gasp
The betrayal 😭
guess who?
(Hint: not ur dad)
Oh 😔
But is it my favorite spooder? 😍
Couldn’t think of a better way to introduce you to my Durge Azalea.