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No one:
Hairless cats: I need to get me a villain sugar daddy
The fake therapy sessions people have in their heads are just mental vibe checks
Someone please tell me why crush is into detective shows, but still can't detect my very obv crush on them.
I just realized I sound like John from a modern Johnlock AU fic
Someone please tell me why crush is into detective shows, but still can't detect my very obv crush on them.
Subways is literally a bottom because you tell them exactly what you want at the store and they follow your directions. Dominos is a top because you're there for pizza and all you do is tell them what TOPpings you want. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
What do you mean you're not in love with me? We are the only ones wearing green frog masks at the supermarket. You mean to tell me that was "unintentional" and "no we're not modern reenactments of Princess and the Frog"? ... seems fake, but okay
Just found out sexism is not pronounced "sexy-ism" and is not in fact a political ideology about only letting sexy people be in government
Virgil, a tired Gay
Remus, from the next room over: hey!
Virgil, taking off his headphones: what?!
Remus: I’m homicidal!
Virgil: did you say homicidal or s*icidal?!
Remus: Homicidal!
Virgil, sighing loudly: Good! Keep it that way!
The apple part is better than the pine
death on pretty wings.
“who would have known that those butterflies that you gave me were just death on pretty wings?”
hii, everyone. i hope you’re doing well. this is just another simple piece. ‘death on swift wings’ was the first line/phrase that came into my mind. life is very unpredictable. one moment you’re celebrating something and the other moment you’re swinging in and on about how to keep this happiness forever.
things change, times change, people change. everything changes. just like pretty seasons, pretty people change too. there are feelings, beautiful feelings that leave you muddled, but in a good way. feelings like butterflies enveloping your heart.
butterflies. in general, having butterflies (in your stomach), means you are nervous about something. usually used when you like someone, and he/she/they is/are in your vicinity, so when you tell them “you give me butterflies.” usually in the stomach, it means they make you feel nervous.
it seems so beautiful when you sense these feelings arise, but what blooms, dies too.
Random
So there is this random gender generator going around. It is just for fun.
I do not know how to add pics so.....I got emo (cuss word) girlfriend.
...I am far from emo. I wear black as I feel less insecure in it. And I am single.
Poem 2
I am weird and kind I wonder why people are judgmentle I hear injustice and fear I see a world that needs to be helped I want people to accept that everyone is different I am weird and kind I pretend that the hate does not scare me I feel that my loved ones do not understand me I touch my dreams to show my comfort characteres I worry that I might be a victim I cry about the world´s injustice I am weird and kind I understand that not everyone cares for others I say at least ignore people who you do not want to be kind to I dream about getting comfort from my comfort charaters I try to understand people´s perspective and be kind I hope the future is bright I am weird and kind
Drew these for my friend
man i had the CRAZIEST rp session last night, will not elaborate further.
I feel stupid but sometimes when I see fighting in the comments of a post my fight/flight gets triggered 😅😬💀