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Nothing man, was just randomly scrolling through book my show app and noticed that the PVR’s of Delhi are screening the entire Fantastic Beasts franchise at 4K IMAX, as well as Dune: Part 2 for the same and etc.

Man I wish I was rich.

I’m a disaster. I’m supposed to be finishing off a fic rn but instead I’ve started a plan out to rewrite Harry Potter from book one.

I HAVE COMMITMENT ISSUES

I need help again😭

Can someone help me find a fic about a disguised Harry Potter, he “meets” professor snape and they start this mentorship type of deal along with pomfrey. Uh… I believe it’s also a dumbledore, granger, and weasley bashing. Snape finds out his “student” is abused, or he believes he’s abused. And Harry acquired two kneezels.

I could use help plz and thank you 🙏🏻

10 year old boy spends his entire teenage years solving a war he never asked to be the main solution of, while pretty much everyone in his life fails him repeatedely until he has explodable anger issues and a shit ton of trauma he can never move past and will never be able to live a normal life.

🩷: If you thought of Steven Universe

🔃: If you thought of Harry Potter

it never sat right with me that sirius was all for harry signing up to be a child soldier just like he and his friends did which ultimately got most of them killed and himself imprisoned like??? “here is a picture of the original people who fought for dumbledore, yes these are my friends who are now either dead or insane. aaa good times now go follow in my footsteps and lose all the people you loved!” in what fucking world does that make sense. fuck cannon sirius. WHY WOULD HE WANT TO LOSE THE ONLY REMAINING THING OF JAMES AND LILY??? WHY WOULD HE WANT HIS GODSON TO GO THROUGH THE SAME TRAUMA HE AND HIS FRIENDS DID??? anyways stan molly “he’s just a boy” weasley xx

can someone tell me HOW sirius gave hagrid his motorbike and no one questioned him ???

like “yeah i just saw that awful murderer and traitor, he gave me this awesome flying bike btw 😋”

Ok so all harry potter fans i would like to talk abt dumbledore who is like the apparent greatest wizard alive right, the only ONLY one who voldemort was afraid of so honestly what the actual hell was up with him.

First of all he is a master legilimens right??? So like shouldnt he have known that peter petyigrew that rat is a death eater...like how tf did he not know im honestly confused. And also couldnt he like have got he order to swear upon their magic that they havent voldy shots, he-who-does-not-have-a-nose. LIKE HE COULDVE DONE SOMETHING ANYTHING...ATLEAST IF HE IS THE SO CALLED GREATEST WIZARD ALIVE.

Now second of all shouldnt he have known that sirius is INNOCENT. like snape turned sides right so wouldnt he try to get as much info h can from snape...and snape was one o the trusted of voldy sp he wouldve known abt peter. Unless hes also an asshole who would let a person who bullied him when he was 15 rot in askaban of all places. But fine ig this could be on snape too.

NOW HE IS THE PRESUMED GREATEST WIZARD ALIVE RIGHT... so the hell did alastor "CONSTANT VIGILANCE" moody be impersonated by someone else right under his knocky ass nose. like what???? AND he is the greatest wizard alive right..he was the one that drew the ageline...how the hell did a normal wizard just get past that...HARRY DIDNT HAVE TO BE IN THE TOURNAMENT ..NO TOURNAMENT HARRY = NO OR ATLEAST PROLONGED RISE OF THAT UGLY ASS EGG RIGHT????

Oh and for the greatest wizard alive he really abandones his students in the hands of a blood quill torturing toad real fast didnt he...like HE COULDVE HAD A BACK UP PLAN COME ON ATLEAST TRY TO LIVE UP TO UR TITLE ???

oh and how the actual hell did three FIRST YEARS mange to solve all the traps and get the philosophers stone. Like ok hermione is smart rons good at chess and harry is a luck powerful bitch but like isnt dumbledore the greatest wizard alive....how could he not have put up more wards and shit so something like this wouldnt have happened .... like bitcb are u even trying come on.

Ukw im done for now dumbledore is a interesting character he really is hes got depth and secrets u cant even think of but honestly that doesnt mean i have to like him.

Also im sorry if u find gramatic and spelling errors i could just not bother with that shit.

Harry Potter characters as subjects pt.1

Harry Potter: Sports management / Army (would he go tho cause he didnt go back o school)

Hermione Granger: Law ( honestly can do anything (maybe take after her parents and become a dentist but i really dont think so ))

Ron Weasley: Culinary Arts (Again tho , would he go?)

Severus Snape: Chemistry /Neuroscience

Albus Dumbledore: Philosophy /History ?/Archeology . (I see him becoming someone like Indiana Jones tho)

Minerva McGonagall: STEM ( fight me )

Rubeus Hagrid: zoology

Draco Malfoy: Law /Political Science (my father is THE MAN )

Neville Longbottom: Botany

Luna Lovegood: Environmental science (but she runs a crystal ?/astrology workshop)

Ginny Weasley : Sports management (is pursuing a sport )

Fred and George Weasley - Entrepreneurship

So everyone knows I'm weird, now take my fic recs(Tommary version) !! MOST OF THESE HAVE DUMBLEDORE BASHING !!

P.S. SOME OF THESE MAY HAVE SMUT AMD TORTURE !!

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