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The Iscariots of the Catholic Church. Here to spread the word of god.

*casually sobbing at Anderson's shirt*

He looks fluffy (I want to punch him)

Ur Anderson looks like Totoro sometimes

Totoroson and his little tots

Yesss I agree with this

style advice

lol captain not not the dog Yeah right

Hellsing Headcanon Time!!!: amusement park

Through the magic of me being the one writing this shit our favorite monsters that kill the other monster are at the amusement park. How are they doing, what are they doing?

Alucard: lurks in the shadows of the haunted house. Integra assumed he went home but no he's frightening hipsters. Only the hipsters.

Integra: I guess I could go on a ride or two. The Ferris wheel might be nice.

Seras: look a petting zoo! Roller coaster! Walter that ride goes upside down, let's go!

Walter: (what he says) I'm not sure I'm one for thrill rides Miss Victoria... (What he's thinking) "fuuuuuuucccckkkk yesssssss"

Pip: apparently this place has laser tag. He has not been seen since.

Anderson: "heathens, all of them. I'm going to pet the animals"

Major: Dok this place might be too much fun to blow up...just kidding!

Dok: what mad science created a deep fried Twinkie. I'll take 10.

Zorin: was not invited cause they suck

Heinkel and Yumie: *have been on the big roller coaster 20 times already and are showing no signs of slowing down. Part hard*

Maxwell: "Anderson do not touch the heathen animals!"

Captain: *totally not the dog in the petting zoo*

lol yes

i’m losing my mind i cannot BELIEVE TFS went there

lol

Hellsing Vine Compilation #2

Enjoy you Protestant fuckbuckets

Hellsing Vine Compilation XD

So I did a trend on tiktok. It's called

"characters singing snowman"

I don't know if I it right though.

So I did a trend on tiktok. It's called

"characters singing snowman"

I don't know if I it right though.

Body type + Height headcanons

Uhhh... Well...(Old Hellsing things oh fork fork fork fork I find another cool thing and hyperfixated on it, leave social media for more than month and now I need to quickly post all drawings I have from my old hyperfixation)

Another hellsing character pick!

Andercard Slice of Life AU

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Additional Details!!

- AU inspired off an ask by @jinn-mori - Neither Alucard or Anderson are aware the other is a professional assassin. They both want the others secret identity dead. - Seras is aware of both Alucard and Anderson's professions. She met Alucard when he was on a mission, and overheard Anderson on the phone with Renaldo. - Alucard and Anderson have been living together for over 10 years. - They are not dating. They are crushing bad and completely obsessed with the other. But they have yet to confess. ("AND THEY WERE HOUSEMATES") - Maxwell wants to be an only child...

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(if anyone wants to add onto this AU please do!! If you do please @ me because i'd love to see what you come up with <3)

Hellsing / Neon Genesis Evangelion AU

I have an unhealthy coping mechanism called smashing my interests together and hoping they stick. There is very few one-to-one character duos so don't take the screenshot redraws literally in terms of who's who. Ramblings below, spoilers for Hellsing included.

Seras Victoria was a nobody at NERV who, during an Angel attack, gets severely injured and in a rogue move, Alucard (Eva Unit-00, Baskerville) brings her into his LCL entry plug to save her. It splices her DNA though to make her part...whatever tf Alucard is. Not human but not angel. I can't decide yet. Seras then is charged in piloting Eva Unit-02, Harkonnen, under the watch of Commander Integra Hellsing, head of Nerv and occasional pilot of Eva Unit-04, Knight. Nerv's staff is made up of Walter (former full-time pilot of Eva Unit-01, Blackbird, current Fuyutsuki figure), Enrico (head of Iscariot, kinda a SEELE figure, head of the Vatican Computer), Anderson (pilot of Eva Unit-03, Paladin), Heinkel (Central Dogma technician and pilot in training for Eva Unit-06, Martyr), Yumie/Yumiko (Central Dogma technician, failed pilot of Unit-06), and newcomer Pip (captain of the Euro Division and pilot of Eva Unit-05, Mercenary) etc. etc. Round Table is in there too somewhere I just don't have the time to care lmao. Makube is there too. Alucard and Walter served in the Second Impact. The all red image would probs be from the Dawn Era and the first defeat of the Wold Angel lmao. Each Millennium member is also gonna have a corresponding Angel, probably gonna be called FREAKs or something. A lot of Eva's plot points stay the same they're just mega moved around. Seras and Pip have to do a synchronized attack cause they're silly. There are a bunch of Alucard clones in Nerv's basement. Apartment shenanigans with a lot less minors. Anderson's Eva gets corrupted by an Angel (Nail of Helena) and Heinekl replaces him. Seras somehow triggers a Third Impact equivalent following Alucard's complicated results from dealing with Anderson/Walter, not quite sure yet. Walter gets obliterated by the Angel equivalent of the Captain and comes back as a sniveling teen 13th Angel. Pip gets absolutely shredded by an Angel attack but willingly gives himself to Seras' Eva, thus merging with the LCL/psychic link. Alucard goes big and goes naked (Lilith). Idk. I'll flesh out more later, thanks for reading my nonsense <3

scribble doodle of Vladcard with his beloved nemesis and his nemesis's beloved daughters

part 1 . part 2 . part 3 . part 4 . part 5

I love little treats

These will probably be the only books I spend an arm on, I am very happy

Pretty great quality even

Hellsing quiet literally changed my life

✨Girlies✨

So, like, a couple of days ago, I had a dream where all main Hellsing girls were there, and they had a "girl date" in a cafe. And they were all wearing clothes like on picture.

Aaand for some reason Doc was with them. And he was wearing... This-