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Me and my silly hubby. (He doesn't know about it 🤭)

OMFG. This is a goddamn masterpiece!

oh my god this took forever

anyways SPOILERS KINDA IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED ALL OF HELLSING

Terrible, terrible man

au where everything is the same but hellsing ended like this instead (thanks to victorianho for the idea and the Adventure Zone ep. 5 for the audio; this was super fun, I might do more hehe)

lol captain not not the dog Yeah right

Hellsing Headcanon Time!!!: amusement park

Through the magic of me being the one writing this shit our favorite monsters that kill the other monster are at the amusement park. How are they doing, what are they doing?

Alucard: lurks in the shadows of the haunted house. Integra assumed he went home but no he's frightening hipsters. Only the hipsters.

Integra: I guess I could go on a ride or two. The Ferris wheel might be nice.

Seras: look a petting zoo! Roller coaster! Walter that ride goes upside down, let's go!

Walter: (what he says) I'm not sure I'm one for thrill rides Miss Victoria... (What he's thinking) "fuuuuuuucccckkkk yesssssss"

Pip: apparently this place has laser tag. He has not been seen since.

Anderson: "heathens, all of them. I'm going to pet the animals"

Major: Dok this place might be too much fun to blow up...just kidding!

Dok: what mad science created a deep fried Twinkie. I'll take 10.

Zorin: was not invited cause they suck

Heinkel and Yumie: *have been on the big roller coaster 20 times already and are showing no signs of slowing down. Part hard*

Maxwell: "Anderson do not touch the heathen animals!"

Captain: *totally not the dog in the petting zoo*

Hellsing Vine Compilation XD

YKO Covers (x)

⊹ ⋆ ꒰ఎﾟMOODBOARD ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ⊹

past lovers - jasper hale x reader

“i’ll find you” his words started to fade for you even more as you laid helplessly on his arms. “i swear i’ll find you” jasper desperately hugged your delicate body against his chest as he let the tears fall from his red eyes. “please, forgive me” his voice broke once again while repeatedly asking for your forgiveness. jasper looked down at you and his hand tenderly caressed your cheek one last time before you closed your eyes forever.

It’s been fun all of these years watching Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. The ultra quotable lines, the sex jokes, the pop culture references and obviously The Boondock Saints. I won’t lie, I cryed a little watching the finale credits. I was in middle school when it started, now I can buy cake whenever I want because I’m a grown up! I want to say thank you to everyone at Team FourStar and everyone who made this possible for so long. Thank you so much it’s been a blast. “And when you get to Hell tell them Penwood sent you, then apologize on his behalf for the inconvenience.”