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Alr. So I heard one of the most bizarre sentences in my admittedly short life. It goes along the lines of:
"As you go back into history, the clearer things become."
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. WHAT. THE FUCK.
I'm not joking when I say I got a fever from that sentence. I'm currently in bed trying to recover, and I almost cried.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? LIKE, YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING WHETHER A CERTAIN PERSON IN HISTORY EVEN EXISTED OR NO??
THE BIRTH OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE IS EASY???
Nononononon—
We're all just ✨️ dumbasses ✨️ who can't figure out shit. I mean, who needs evidence? Nah, bro. Look at my skibbidi rizz instead, daring.
Hoho, proof? I made it the fuck up.
Like, I'm not even sure where I should start ranting. My brain is so fucked. I feel so offended and overwhelmed. My fucking fingers are trembling so hard. Like, is this what the average Twitter user feels like on the daily? Holy shit.
How’re you doing today?
Oh, you know, just trying not to hurl myself out a window. Hbu?
that's right i will incorporate that into my worldview
All these positive notes and reminders keep telling us to live, and not to survive. Not to just merely exist with routine and be sad at the end of the day. But isn't it also a part of living? Isn't it part of being human to be exhausted ?! Why should I be made guilty of a normal human emotion? I survived today. Not happy. What's wrong with it? I'll live tomorrow!! Let me survive today without guilt.
I should draw Maximus trans.
Yes this is because of the little joke in one of the episodes where he says we T boys and no there’s no other reason then that
Tickle Tickleee~
Characters: lee!reader, (Y/N, female) ler!c/n (crush's name, male)
Ship: Y/N x C/N
Word Count: 1,170
Synopsis: One Friday evening, C/N finds out Y/N is DEATHLY ticklish, COMPLETELY by accident.
THIS IS MY FIRST FIC BAHAHAH. IT IS TOTALLY SFW SO NSFW DNI CUS I AM A MINOR. HAVE FUN READING!! <3
This fic is from the lee's perspective. (2nd/3rd person)
It was a Friday evening in June. School was ending in a few weeks. Speaking of school, your 4-8 after-school job at the local pizzeria was FINALLY over for the day. You were on your way to your crush, C/N's house to have a sleepover, and you were SUPER excited, because although it had just been about 5-6 hours since you've last seen C/N, deep down, the two of you had a VERY deep connection.
You and C/N have been childhood best friends for almost 10 years, and you've been dating for 6. Still, the relationship goes strong with the two of you because you two love each other so much despite all of the arguments and fights.
After 5 minutes, you finally get to his house and ring the doorbell. Excited, C/N opens the door.
"C/N!!" you squealed. You jump into his arms for a hug.
"Hahaha, awww! Hey Y/N!" he laughed. The two of you touch lips and enjoy a good one minute kiss. After the kiss, you walk in as C/N holds the door for you. You blush admiringly as he shuts the door behind you.
"C/N, you don't know how much I've been wanting to sleep over! It's been almost a month," you bubbled.
"Awww, you don't know how much I've been wanting you to come over either!" C/N smiled.
The two of you plop on the couch. Luckily, some cozy blankets were already set up for the two of you, so you both got snuggled in. C/N's body was nice and warm for you to cuddle in, and as you heard the beat of his heart, you felt nice and relaxed, until suddenly, C/N accidentally touches your sides, which caused you to squeal and jump away.
"Oh, I'm sorry darling. Did I accidentally touch your sides?" C/N questioned. You just smiled and nodded.
"Oh... then why are you smiling?" he smirked.
"Uhhh... N-nothing! Nothing. N-no reason." You felt red in the face.
"Okay..." C/N already had a feeling you were a little ticklish. So he "accidentally" touched your sides again, this time causing you to not only squeal, but also giggle. C/N immediately lit up.
"Hehe, C/N, that tickles!" you laughed. But you knew he was just joking around.
"Hehehe, I'm sorry!" C/N joked. "I, uhh- just have always thought of something about you..."
"What's it about?"
"Everytime I touch you, you seem to squirm away or giggle..."
You nodded nervously. You were EXTREMELY ticklish, so it would be crazy if C/N found out. Speaking of which...
"Are you... uhm-"
"-Ticklish?" you finished. You were red in the face again, as you knew what was gonna happen next.
"Yep!" C/N beamed.
"Hehehe, yeah, kinda," you nervously laughed.
C/N immediately smirked. Your blush deepened.
"D-dohon't tickle me though!" you cried. However, deep down, you did want to be tickled.
"Whyyy? It's only the first time!" C/N laughed. "It'll be fun, I promise."
"Okay," you said through giggles. You were excited for this. You LOVED being tickled, but you didn't want to tell C/N JUST yet.
He dimmed the lights, probably to add suspense.
"Now, lay down on the couch."
You did just as he said with a big smile. You even squealed, much to his surprise.
"I can tell you're excited," C/N smiled, and you smiled back.
"Yeah, a little." you replied.
"Hehehe, are you ready Y/N?" C/N playfully questioned.
"Yep," you smiled.
"Okayy! Let's see... let's start with... right here~." He started to slowly drag your fingers along your sides.
You instantly started to squeal and giggle. Even the smallest touch on a bad spot like your sides tickles to you. "Thahat tihihickles!"
C/N instantly melted. "Awwww, Y/N! You really are ticklish, aren't ya? Your laugh is... adorable."
"Shuhuhut uhuhuhp!"
C/N didn't hesitate to tickle a LITTLE faster. He thought this was the cutest thing ever.
"Tickle tickle tickle~!" He even laughed in spite of himself.
You started laughing louder, and you also started squirming. Your sides sure are a REALLY bad spot. "C/N, THAHAHAT TIHIHICKLES SOHOHOHO MUHUHUHUCH!!" you screamed through a fit of giggles.
"Awww, we got a tickle spot! Coochie coochie coo~!" C/N cooed as he started tickling faster. You were laughing so hard that you started blushing deep red, which C/N admired. You covered your face, but C/N pulled your hands away.
"NOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!" you whined through giggles.
"Yesss~!" C/N cooed again. "I just loveee seeing your smile. You're wayyy more ticklish for your own good than I thought!"
Although it sounded like you were hating it, deep down, you were having the time of your life. And C/N was loving it.
"I wonder, where else are you ticklish?" C/N cooed as he slowly moved towards your stomach and started tickling it. "Here~?" "AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, STAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIHIHIHT!!" You couldn't help but belly laugh. Your stomach was your DEATH SPOT. Your blush even deepened once again.
"Awww, another tickle spot!" C/N smiled.
"IHIHIHIH'M SOHOHORY C/N, IHIHI CAHAHN'T HEHEHEHLP IHIHIHIT!!" you screamed through laughter.
"Don't say sorry!! Or else I'll have to move to a different spot..." And then, C/N moved to your armpits. You were DYING.
"Perfect," he grinned.
"NAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, NOHOHOT THEHEHEHERE!" you whined.
"Yesss, here! You are too ticklish~" C/N teased.
"HEHEHEHEHEHE, *SNORT*!"
"AWWWW, was that a snort? You're so cute~!"
"UHUHUM, MAHAHAHYBEHEHEHE?!"
"It was definitely a snort~!" C/N cooed once again. You couldn't help but laugh. Your ribs were getting tough, and once C/N started tickling them, you even started hiccuping through your giggles.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, *HICCUP*!"
"You're hiccuping too~!"
"IHIHIHI- *HICCUP* KNOHOHOHOHOW!! *SNORT*"
"Seeee~, I told you you were cute~! Now, repeat after me." C/N grinned.
"HAHAHAHAHAH, OHOHOKAHAHAHY!"
"I am the cutest ticklish girl in the whole world!"
"I- IHIHI- I'M THE CUHUHUTEST TIHIHICKLISH GIRL IHIHN THE WHOHOLE WOHOHOHRLD! HAHAHAHAHAH!!"
"Good~!" C/N chortled as he finally, FINALLY let you go. You were left almost breathless with a super red face. Your heartbeat, which was probably at about 200 BPM, could be heard.
"Hehehe, what'd ya think?"
"Hahahahah... *sigh* Thahat- was so fun!" you beamed.
C/N blinked. "Really?"
"Hehe, yeah! I loved that!"
"W-wow," C/N gasped. "I- really didn't expect that!"
You laughed. "Really? After all of the things I said through my giggles?"
"I mean... I guess," C/N chortled.
You beamed. "Awww!" You ran to him for a hug. He giggled and cradled you in his arms once again. You giggled back.
"I love you," he whispered.
"I love you too," you whispered back as you two leaned in for a kiss once again. After that, you fell asleep in C/N's arms.
That night was the best evening of your life, and it was C/N's too. Tickling had become your bond together. But you have yet to find out if HE is ticklish. That's your next step.
To be continued...
YAY YOU MADE IT TO THE END! TYSM FOR READING!! PLEASE FOLLOW FOR MORE! <3
Relationships with kpop bands:
The rose is for when things are ending and you’re trying to hold on, hence baby and sorry. DAY6 is for when you’re bitter but moving on hence congratulations (go fuck yourself) and shoot me (I’ll kill you with kindness) and then N.flying is for upbeat head bobbing (rooftop is a good song to forget your worries) and bob your head when you walk past them on the street and ignore them
The only two reasons I return to Wattpad once a month are:
1) because it houses all my "execution bad but premise and idea kinda solid" drafts from eight years ago
2) it birthed my favorite book: Obama The Musical
Launching myself into space. Im tired of the pain and mental issues and life breaking my ribs everyday. Tired of this shit man. Ill never get my goals done. Everyone is too busy for me. Fuck this. Im going to sleep.
I dropped a bit of nutella on my bed so now it looks like a shitstain🙁
I come to you in a dream with blood on my hands and peanut butter in my breath and I whisper into your ear "Reece's in pieces"
“What kind of werewolf has 2 pairs of ears anyway.”
“And what kind of vampire would bring a werewolf as a date?”
“Fair.”
happy late sppoky day! i know im late, this comic took quite a while to finish hsjshsjh, i know when i draw these two in comics they always end up with a sad ending so now i just want some fluff instead :3 hope you liked it!
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oh, some bonus panels below
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