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SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021)
He needs me He needs me He needs me
he’s at your window 𖣠 𓏲·˚
tw: stalking,violence,perv!anton
anton x fem!reader
when the teacher assigned you two as seat mates,anton was a nervous wreck.he has never been this close to you.he has always watched you from afar.he knows where you live,when you go to ballet classes,your bedtime routine.he knows everything about you.you however,didn’t even know his name.you had never even perceived him in class.
but he liked it that way.he didn’t want you to know him.this new seating arrangement was going to ruin him.when he sat down he could smell your perfume on you.which he has smelled before from the bottle on your nightstand when he broke into your room.but he never smelt it on you.the mixture of that and your shampoo was making him dizzy.”hi” you introduced yourself,and he had to act like he didn’t know your entire family tree.
he nervously greeted back and told you his name,plying with the silver bracelet on his wrist.you then turned to do the work that the teacher has assigned for the class.he however could not focus on anything other than you.you wore a miniskirt today.your legs were on full display for him.he bit his lip to contain himself from ravaging you right here in this classroom.
it’s not like he didn’t know what your bare legs looked like.he even knew what you looked like in your underwear.but this was different,you were close to him.the other times was just him climbing on the tree beside your window to look at you.with your blinds wide open so he can see your every move.you were like the expensive toys he wanted as a kid.out of reach,so he could only watch you from afar.but now he can just touch you.he can put his hand on your thigh to feel you.it would be so easy.
the 40 minutes of class felt like an eternity for anton.you were just so graceful.and this little 40 minute class awakened something even darker in him.he wanted to have you in the flesh.no more peeking through the window,and trailing 6 meters behind you when you were out.he wanted to feel you.when class ended he quickly went to the bathroom to masturbate.imagining all the ways he could have you.
“anton,can you tell me who this girl is?” his therapist asked him,flipping through his diary.his parents made him go to therapy weekly,because even they thought their son was…a bit strange. he was fidgeting on the leather sofa in his therapists office.his therapist knew of you,he read about you in his diary entrees,but he never asked,in hopes of unpacking anton’s other problems.”anton?” he repeated again.he smiled and scratched his neck,like a little boy in love.”she’s this girl i like…” he said,almost obviously.
“and you want to cause pain and distress to this girl you supposedly like?” his therapist said in a tone anton couldn’t understand.his writings this week were only about you.nothing else.and all the deranged things he wanted to do.like strip you naked,when you were unconscious.or tie you down in his room if you looked at another guy.or beat you with his belt if you dared to fight him back.
“they’re just fantasies,sir” he said in a sweet voice,flashing a bright smile.he got up to get his diary and exited the office,as their time was up.he hurried home.you were coming over to his house for a chemistry project.everything had to be perfect. because tonight,he was going to have you,whether you liked it or not.the distance that the windows and other guys created was going to end,tonight.
Calling out AOT simps.
Hey again, I did this last time with jjk, here's the aot version cause I felt like it, been pretty sick recently and bored out of my mind. This isn't ment to disrespect anyone, everything I say is meant as a joke and not to be taken to heart. I included the characters I already have an opinion on, idk maybe I'll expand the list. Anyways enjoy reading :>
Hange simps: Ok I see y'all, you're valid af, Henge is Hella hot but on a serious note how's your mental health doing? Carrying your friends issues isn't fun, pls take a break, have a cookie and sleep in fuzzy blankets you deserve it. They'd treat you like royalty, I can't roast you, congratulations on your choices. Either just as insanely upbeat as them or very relaxed and you need a person with a very upbeat personality to keep you leveled. 10/10 you're sweethearts and I've never seen an army of simps as hot and with different styles. Casual indie music enjoyer<3
Levi simps: You have attachment issues. There I said it. It's been like what? 9 years since the anime came out and you're still so down bad for this man ever since he baybladed his way into your heart. Most of y'all would drop every anime crush for him, he's top dog for you. Let's face it no one could get him to open up but I don't think you're ready for this conversation. Your family knows about Levi, your friends know about Levi, you're probably never letting him go. For that I'll say you're extremely loyal also you have unrealistic standards in dating. Pretty sure you're great cooks. You have low-key adapted his personality and you're badasses. Also valid 10/10 I think you like chill rnb, idk I can't read y'all.
Mikasa simps: You fell for her cause she's hella strong and gorgeous, she deserves the world and so do you, but for the love of God if I see another word about the unspeakable things you'd do with her menstrural products im coming for your internet connections. I'll skip the obvious need you have for her to beat you up, I love her too I'm down bad for her but I get my daily dose of grass touching, y'all should try it too. I hope you know she hasn't washed her scarf ever since eren gave it to her. 9/10 you need to chill, fucking mappa made us all feral. Dark clothes, You listen to mitski.
Eren simps: Welcome to group therapy, do you want to share something with the circle or shall I go first? :> You have extremely unhealthy habits. No you don't need more caffeine for today, I beg you have a sip of water and some fruit. You don't care if he destroyed everything on earth as long as you got destroyed by him too. You probably read a lot of modern au fics to escape the pain (don't be shy drop your recs in my comments pls, it's a need at this point). If you started the simping campaign in season four you probably simped for Levi before that. You now have a thing for long hair and man buns now. Dog person, alternative look idk I picture y'all with piercings and tattoos. You believe in traumatising people back, who am I to judge? How does it feel to have your entire simp list be villains? If mikasa simps need to touch grass y'all should probably go to a field and start chewing it up, you know what I'm talking about, I won't elaborate. 15/10 if you also simp for his Titan form, bmth enjoyer, if you don't know what music to play you go an Eren Jaeger playlist.
Reiner simps: Who hurt you? I'll just say it, daddy issues. You think you can be a therapist to him, probably give him comfort, you can't I'm sorry. I feel like he'd treat you ok, but please stop going after people who have issues it's not good for you. But I feel you he's so hot and troubled also honkers. You have a thing for big chested anime men, probably also a toji or Nanami simp, dare I say Yami? Can I be honest tho I really like y'all, you're chill and gorgeous with taste, I can ignore the mental health issues too cause this man is something else. 20/10 you give me grunge music vibes.
Armin: Smarty pants, you like control. I low-key think you're a bit crazy in a good way, you seem very calculated but lmao every decision you make is last minute :') you are very well spoken and seemingly calm. He'd treat you great I can't roast you at all, I'm sorry. 10/10 very good choice, let the rest of us burn, dark/light academia aesthetic, I think you get down to some K-pop.
Jean simps: People of culture, you're also cocky like him but not as hot headed. Another man that would give you the world, I also can't roast you, you make better decisions than I ever did in my life. MCU fan. You have a thing for side characters, I think you always like someone other than the MC. You have a thing for hands. 10/10 great street style looks, classic rock enjoyer.
Erwin: Unhealthy, he'd lead you to death just so he could see that basement. He's a crazy bastard, make better choices, you don't deserve to be eaten by titans. You have a thing for authority figures. -100/10 I picture y'all in sundresses and you'd look amazing, you deserve better.
if he's bad i don't wanna be good
Do you think Gojo ever even saw himself as a person
I've never needed anyone to satisfy me. That's true. I eat when I wanna eat, play with what amuses me, and kill whoever's in my way. That's me, and I haven't changed. Which makes devouring them a perfect way to pass time until death. Passing time until death. To me, that's all other people are good for. I live as befits my nature. If no one can grasp that, then that's their problem. I never held any ideals. I never strove for more than befitted my nature. But they pursue the ideal of killing me. Why does it irritate me to see others dedicated to an ideal? Men of the same stature challenged me one thousand years ago, too. Could that mean the one who's changed over the past millennium is me…?
JUJUTSU KAISEN, CHAPTER 248
He's hot in canon too.
I drew him more on-model this time to prove it.
I am WEAK.
I keep forgetting to post here, but have a human shrignold design
~ Can we just take the time to appreciate this man's beauty like lord have mercy ~
bro is majestic i love him so much ♡ oml i need help-
Cary Elwes as Dr. Jonas Miller
Twister (1996) dir. Jan de Bont
“i could fix him“ “i could make him worse“ but why????? why all this diy???? stop interfering, he’s my psychology case study for my thesis and i just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he can fuck up
If Alastor understood pronouns he would be like this
got so depressed with the bear i’m now onto luke castellan fanfic because SOMEHOW a boy betraying everything he knows is easier for me than carmy and syd not being together
the last picture DONT PLAY WITH ME RN
CHARLIES NEW POST HELLOOOO I LITERALLY SCREAMED
Girls who like history be like:
"I could have fixed him"
And the guy is literally Joseph Stalin
For reference this is how he looked like young: