Malfoy X Potter - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

Harry: What does remind you of me?

Draco: A Thursday I mistake for a Friday

Draco: I wake up thinking tomorrow's Saturday, but then I remember it's only Thursday

Draco: A huge disappointment

Waiter: What would you like sir?

Harry: I wish to devour the unborn

Waiter: Excuse me-

Draco: Eggs. He wants eggs

Draco: Say something freaky to me

Harry: I really want you-

Draco: REALLY?

Harry: To leave me the fuck alone

Harry: I would like some chicken nuggets

Draco, whispering: Harry, this is a fancy restaurant

Harry: Sorry, I meant the fine nuggets of chicken

Draco: Will you marry me?

Harry: I-

Harry: I don't even know how to make rice

Harry: But Draco, people said they like the way I light up the room when I walk in!

Draco: First off, Weasley doesn't count as "people", and second, arson is still arson

Draco: I'm dating Potter

Lucius: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low

Draco: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year

Harry: That's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues

Draco: I wouldn't call it an issue

Draco: An issue is something you can fix

Harry: Draco?

Draco: Yes Harry?

Harry: You love me, right?

Draco: Of course I do

Harry: Then why am I sleeping on the couch

Draco: You ate the last Treacle Tart and I told you not to

Draco: Now atone for your sins

Harry: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Draco: I keep a list. I have it alphabetized and in chronological order

Draco: Which one do you want?

Draco: I once quoted a vine in front of Harry

Draco: No one will ever believe him and now he lives in fear of my supposed knowledge of the internet

Draco: It's delightful