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8 months ago

Wow.

It's so freaking apt.

Asmodeus: “Satan beat up a man at the supermarket.”

Satan: “Wow, that makes it sound more dramatic than it was.”

Leviathan: “It’s online, Satan, you knocked him out.”

Satan: “He hit his head on the counter.”

Lucifer: “Wait what do you mean ‘online?’”

Belphegor: “Someone had an iPhone and they recorded it.”

Satan: “Yeah but it doesn’t show what happened before. This guy cut in front of me, called me a bitch.”

Lucifer: “So you hit him?”

Satan: “I confronted him.”

Mammon: “You knocked him out with a bag of frozen French fries.”


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10 months ago

So I can do this thing where I can high pitch my voice, and make it sound like a little ghost girl from horror movies. It's not something that special, but I do like to use it once in a while to scare my sister. But then I thought "What if MC also did it randomly to scare the demon brothers, especially Mammon since he scares easily?".

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Mammon: *Casually strolling through the hallways of the house of lamentation whistling.*

MC: *Hiding around the corner and uses the little ghost girl voice* Hello, Mammon.. wanna pla-

Mammon: AAHHHH


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10 months ago

I have a feeling that MC, and Solomon would mess with the demons, and probably the angels too by saying "It's a human thing, you wouldn't understand" like a teenager that feels misunderstood lol.

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Lucifer: So, you have something called "cute aggression" which is what makes you passive aggressive when cuddling with something you find cute?

MC: Yes. It's a human thing, you demons could never understand.

Lucifer: ..I'm gonna kill Solomon for making you like this.


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10 months ago

I couldn't have said it any better 😂

I have a feeling that MC, and Solomon would mess with the demons, and probably the angels too by saying "It's a human thing, you wouldn't understand" like a teenager that feels misunderstood lol.

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Lucifer: So, you have something called "cute aggression" which is what makes you passive aggressive when cuddling with something you find cute?

MC: Yes. It's a human thing, you demons could never understand.

Lucifer: ..I'm gonna kill Solomon for making you like this.


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9 months ago

MC: Why is Beel so tense for?

Levi: Mammon decided to prank him by putting a frog on the table.

MC: ...I don't get it.

Mammon: You know that frogs eat flies, right?

MC: Oooh~ Belphie is gonna kill you.

Mammon: You'll protect me, right? (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)


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