Queer Humour - Tumblr Posts

; I know assuming someone is queer based on their appearances is bad and promotes stereotypes that are harmful and I'd never genuinely judge someone based on their apperance but ... You ever just see someone and think " if that mf is cishet then my gaydar has been destroyed by a target shopping cart of straightness and barbecues because holy friend of mara they're gay. " like is it just me or do some people just ?? Fruit ??

; I know assuming someone is queer based on their appearances is bad and promotes stereotypes that are harmful and I'd never genuinely judge someone based on their apperance but ... You ever just see someone and think " if that mf is cishetallo then my gaydar has been destroyed by a target shopping cart of straightness and barbecues because holy friend of mara they're gay. " like is it just me or do some people just ?? Fruit ??

; you ever just stare at yourself in the mirror a little too long and suddenly your transmasc ??? lh/srs

; when you've been searching forever and still can't find a microlabel that 100% describes you, and it's getting so painfully hshvehsvshs you're thinking of coining one. Just. If someone else hasn't openly explained what I'm feeling then I'll tell everyone myself kinda thing, yk ?? Maybe find ppl who are the same as me !!??

; edit: I did it. I'm so pleased you don't understand. https://www.tumblr.com/thatonegaybrit/751577934146551808/attractioflux-at-trackt-tio-derived?source=share

; me, a transmasc, wearing a flowy skirt:

; ( I'd like to clarify, since this is unfortunately common, that I am not hating !! This person is js hshsvwhsv and I strive to look as majestic as them !!? /gen

; photo description begin: an image with a grey background of a white person with a short brown beard and short brown hair smiling at the camera, they are in a sparkly gold dress and tiara. They are holding their dress up on either end and curtsying

; * pulls on fingerless gloves, ties bowtie, grabs bat * we must prepare. The oreos-who-only-actually-pretend-to-supprt-us-1-month-a-year-to-make-profit-off-of-seeming-decent are coming, and they're fucking glowing in rainbows.

; photo description begin: a white rectangle with 44 brand / website logos such as pinterest, youtube, M&M, uber eats, Xbox, ebay, Reddit, etc, all coloured in the red/orange/yellow/green/blue/purple pride flag or in the black inclusive pride flag colours :photo description

; when you're presenting femininely and get called handsome:

; image description begin: a white square background with a blurred cartoonish circle with a face in the center, the face has an open mouth going from the bottom of the circle to the eyes, the eyes are ovals with large black pupils. There is bold italicized red text on the top and bottom of the square, the top reading " AGGRESSIVE " and the bottom " GENDER-NOISIES " :image description end

; is it js me or is the colouring on the bisexual tag .. A little off putting. I'm js sure there is something missing about it but I can't figure out what. /s

; image description begin: a screenshot of the words " #bisexual " coloured like the bisexual flag. The blue is missing. :image description end