Daily Meme - Tumblr Posts
I saw a drink called something with 'hell' for sale, like man, why would I buy it when I have it for free with 4 bonus packages called 'life' or 'school' as per now, being specific
Person A- you thought I was any better than that?
Person B- well, that's the reason I led you this far
Person A- guess you're always wrong, darling *says it slowly while leaning towards person B*
Person B- oh- I have to go, they need me
Person A- I need you more
*Me as their neighbour vibing to 'i need u' by BTS*
You only know the worth of chocolate when you take it school
You are what you are, and you aren't what you aren't.
But that doesn't mean you can't steal someone's identity and run as mayor or achieve ur goal of something that's far too away from you.
(only applies when ur a human and ur goal isn't to be a unicorn)
Is it only me who gets THE craziest ideas during shower, but forgets then as soon as I step out, and remembers it right when I get into the bed? Why? Just why?
'rise and shine, babygirl'
First of all, I'm not a fucking baby, if I was, life would've been wayy better.
Second, I'm not a fucking star to shine.
Third, I apparently haven't heard of the fact that I have the ability to fly, so let me tell you, I can't rise.
My life can be made into a series where everyone watching will get extreme second hand embarrassment
'the test wasn't that hard'
- a person who cheated off me
-how shit do you dance?
-my friend thought I had a fever while I shared a video of me dancing to fever
I SWEAR MY LIFE FLASHED UPON MY EYES WHEN MY DRAFT SHOWED ONLY 952 WORDS AND I REALISED IT WAS AN OLD COPY OF THE STORY I'M WRITING
imagine reading a sad fan fic and getting a sad news and ur emotions are the same so u can't tell it apart
pov: ur the the one who melts everyone down.
u'd probably know everyone's deepest of feelings and secrets since they find themselves to more than comfortable with u over anyone else. even probably the coldest of introverts can't stand without telling u about an important incident in their life. except since everyone is really so close to u, it'd be hard to distinguish on whom is ur actual bestie since ur great around them all.
How is there a freaking fanfic on Duolingo? It's a damn owl! There was one with duo and peppa.
maybe you'll feel better if you complete it
cliche movie trope #4- breaking a glass and then cutting your hand
this happens SO MUCH in romance movie plots but jfc DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO PUT UP GLASS SAFELY????? PUT ON SOME DAMN GLOVES OR GET A BROOM AND A DUSTPAN WHY ARE ALL OF YOU STUPID IDIOTS TRYING TO PICK IT UP WITH YOUR F U C K I N G H A N D S