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Chaol: That’s a pretty rock.

Dorian: Manon gave it to me.

Manon: I threw it at you.

Dorian: She’s very sweet.

Damian: If Drake and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Bruce: I don't know, both of you?

Damian: No, you could only save one of us.

Bruce: Well, I would probably save Tim because he can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.

Damian: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?

Bruce: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?

Damian: It's a family heirloom.

Bruce: I'm leaving.

Jason & Steph, skeptical: We're not a cult?

Dick: Do we really force you to do things you don't want to do?

Tim: Yeah, but it's okay.

Bruce: How is it okay?

Tim: I promised myself if I ever got a family I'd do whatever they said. Really, I'm lucky you found me before a cult did.

Genius+Genius=Idiot

Tony: Why did you get here so late?

Harley: Well…

Peter: We were in the elevator for fifteen minutes panicking thinking we were stuck

Harley: Only to find out that neither of us pushed the button.

Bruce: There he is, my sweet baby.

Jason, holding a cigarette and beer: What?