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if thor & bruce don’t hug in avengers endgame than that’s fucked up considering they’re literally married
I bet bruce would get thor a dumbo plush for Christmas

welcome to my ted talk
bruce: ask me why i love you
thor: bruce, why do you love me?
bruce: *pulling out a 200 slide powerpoint* i’m glad you asked
Thor: so people say you are a genius, but what exactly are you a genius of?
Bruce: well I know a lot about radiophysics obviously but there’s also bioorganic chemistry which is one of my favourite topics. There’s also nuclear physics, and I know a bit about engineering and technology, and I have a basic understanding of medicine and other medical sciences
Thor: I have no idea what any of those words meant but they sounded cool
Bruce: I’m about to do something very stupid.
Valkyrie: Thor has a name, you know.
Thor: Look Bruce! I made medium-rare chicken.
Bruce: … Thor that’s way undercooked, you’re gonna get salmonella
Thor: Hah! Hilarious. This isn’t salmon, Bruce
Thor, calling bruce: Babe, I think our puppy is sick, should I take him to the dogtor?
Bruce: take him to the what now
Valkyrie: Do you and Bruce have nicknames for each other?
Thor: No
Valkyrie: Uh hu, what does Valentine's Day celebrate?
Thor: Love?
Bruce coming into the room: Yeah babe?
Valkyire to Thor: Don't lie to me ever again
[on the statesman, about the take off]
thor, to an agitated bruce: nervous?
bruce: yes
thor: first time?
bruce: no, i’ve been nervous lots of times
thor and bruce while everyone else was fighting in civil war

bruce: name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and my instinct to self isolate. i’ll wait.
thor: you and i
bruce, crying: alright
My All Time Favourite Ships Appreciation
Steroline

my beautifully developed babies, who deserved a better endgame.
Drarry

(can i please cut the sexual tension with a knife) the ‘i hate you’, but i love you and i have your back ship.
Romanogers

the healthiest and most non toxic relationship.
IronStrange

went from ‘i’d let you die’ to ‘let him live’. i love a healthy tony ship
ThorBruce

thor being a protective boyfriend throughout ragnarok. like the cutest boyfriends omf.
Stydia

i love a fucking slow-burn.
Scalia

i’ve been routing for these two since scott’s roar turned her back to human. they’re so overhated and i don’t get why. it’s a healthy and supportive ship
Plance/Pidgance

these two are so over protective over each other. ‘don’t you touch her’ scene oml i melted.
Klance

‘rivals’ to boyfriends.
Fabrevans

DESERVED BETTER. DESERVED ENDGAME. WASTED FUCKING POTENTIAL I CAN'T EV-
thor: hold on! i'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures
bruce: what?
loki: an idea. he’s having an idea
[at a carnival]
thor, taking out his wallet: how much for the horse tornado?
bruce: thor, that’s a carousel
thor: i must have it