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Mer agitée et eau stagnante

Il existe les gens qui savent, ne doutent presque jamais, et foncent droit vers l'horizon sans dévier de leur route, et puis il y a ceux comme moi. C'est pas que je m'intéresse à rien, je m'intéresse à trop, du coup je reste là, immobile, à attendre que quelque chose me tire vers l'avant. Une illumination, une réponse de l'Univers… Je suis tétanisée à l'idée de passer à côté de choses merveilleuses, donc je ne fais rien. C'est un étrange mécanisme. J'ai le sentiment que je suis mille choses à la fois, que je suis un être qui fluctue trop au cours d'une même journée, parfois sans aucune cohérence. Comment prendre des décisions et faire des choix, quand on est un peu de tout, que l'on veut être un peu partout ?

Why would you hide this from people u monster

[ID: tag from the original poster saying "I must have the most fuckable Products in this TSA line"]

Every trip to the DC National Airport feels like you’re in one of the satirical ads in Robocop

Wait hang on this video made me realize something.

So I already knew how the scanner worked, but for some reason, I did not think breasts made it trigger as much as unexpected item in the shagging area (fucking brilliant, I'm stealing this). I think it's because I've heard more trans women talk openly about it.

Anyway. I was returning from a short stay in Germany about a year ago. Went through the scanner, and had to step aside. Of course, I was ready for about 12 hours of intermittent fast walking and sitting for up to 8 hours, so I was not wearing a bra. Fun! Well, lady checks my chesticles, and seems a bit surprised that there were, in fact, boobs there. I thought it was because I was not wearing a bra.

I'll bet I actually got clocked as a dude.

Shadow Hunters: 

You're in for a long ride... 1 series...2 series...3 series...4 series...5 series...6 series and 3 huge ass novelas. Once you're in--there is no way out. But you won’t want a way out. 

Yes, we have a TV show...no it is not like the books and yes it is trash (fight me). Humour (hell yes, even when their shouldn't be...Herondales got your back making tense situations lighter since 1234 ;)  Tears, plot twists and a lot of family drama...if you can figure out which family you're from but if you can’t some immortal warlocks will probably remind you of what a prick your ancestors were (or otherwise).

Wait oh yeah and they fight demons sometimes but are usually caught up in fighting wars over their own messed up political systems. If you don’t like someone there's always someone else. A L W A Y S. The characters are endless, (you'll figure out how to keep track of them all)  but you’ll love each and everyone with whatever shards of your heart you still have left :) Think someone or something is insignificant. (think someone is dead?) HA. THINK AGAIN!

will you cry? yes. will it be worth it? A B S O L U T LY. Ships? HELL YES. Fandom ship conflict...sometimes, except over MALEC. because....no. They are untouchable.

A Newbie’s Guide to YA Literature Fandoms

So, you’ve stumbled upon this fantastic (please note my combined use of sarcasm and eager honesty) website - Tumblr.  Or, perhaps, you’re reading a screenshot of this on Instagram or Pinterest.  Whatever you’re on, it’s official.  You’re a part of the fandom.

How does one survive in a fandom?  Here’s a guide, sorted book by book… and don’t worry if you do not see your fandom yet - the list will receive future additions. 

1.  A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas

Yikes.  I can’t help you.  Be prepared for lots of conflicts over characters - Do we stan Tamlin, Nesta, and Elain?  Do we ship Elriel (Elain x Azriel), Elucien (Elain x Lucien), or neither?  Don’t forget to use caution - we have a lot of ~steamy~ jokes floating around here

2.  Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling

Wow, this is intense.  Personally, I am not heavily into Tumblr’s HP fandom, but I can say one thing - Non-canon ships.  We sink canon and let the best ships sail.  Drarry?  Totally.  Wolfstar?  Most definitely.  Romione?  Debatable.  Dramione?  Not as popular as Drarry, perhaps, but also debatable.  Hinny?  What’s that?  Does that exist?  What’s that, now?  I’m forgetting something important?  Oh, yeah… how do we feel about Snape?  Also, what’s your Hogwarts house?  You should know that.  Keep that very close - but don’t be afraid to blur the lines between houses.

3.  Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo

What do we want?  THE CROWS TV SHOW.  When do we want it?  Now!  This may actually be the most wholesome fandom on this site.  Except, there’s one little thing… but I won’t spoil it for you.  Because.  It.  Never.  Happened.

4.  Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas

Turn back.  Turn back NOW.  Your heart is important.  Don’t let anyone rip it out of your chest… and NEVER.  EVER.  TRUST SOMETHING THAT SAYS “FRIENDLY REMINDER.”  There is a 95% chance that it is most definitely not friendly.  Oh yeah, there’s also a huge stockpile of pre-KOA theories…

Feel free to add more.

fashion fashion fashion

inspired by one of those “draw your favorite character in this outfit” things

It is always refreshing to find inspiration in unusual places

A man on his way to his flight,

Gave TSA quite a large fright.

- Suspected a gun

But he was just hung,

A quick pat then proved that he's right.

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TSA at the airport: How old are you?

Me: *stares blankly* uhhhh……. 16- no-17.

TSA at the airport: are you sure?

Me: not really

Savannah just became my favorite airport

TSA keeps getting it wrong

I've been kinda following the TSA saga. I say kinda, cos I ain't following too closely. Just keeping a wary eye on everything.

Today, I came across two pieces of rage. I can't decide which one is worse.

Young Boy is strip Searched by TSA

Can I get a "oh hell no!"? I understand that there are douchebags who hide stuff on their child. But they are a minority, not unlike TSA employee's with common sense. If you're gonna strip search a kid (and you better have a DAMN good reason to do so), then at least take him to a room. How often does this occur?  What made him stick out among all the other little boys? Was the boy of Arab descent or something? I'm trying to come up with a justification for their actions so that this can be a well-balanced rant. I can't. I just...sigh. I haven't taken aim at the paedo-vibe yet.

Fuckin hell.

TSA pat down leaves traveller covered in urine (HT to BK Drinkwater)

Quick summary: Thomas Sawyer is a bladder cancer survivor and is required to wear a colostomy bag. TSA pulled him out for a pat down that was too rough. Colostomy bag burst and he had to board his flight humiliated, crying and covered in urine. TSA offers no apology.

At no point should anyone have to board a flight in that sort of state. I'm not even gonna take a hit at this one. It speaks for itself.

Man, TSA employs some winners. Where do they hire these people? This is what happens when you take the creme de la creme of reality show douchebags and give them a gun and some power. Shit gets outta control.

Obama has already defended the TSA security procedures:

"I understand people’s frustrations, and what I’ve said to the TSA is that you have to constantly refine and measure whether what we’re doing is the only way to assure the American people’s safety. And you also have to think through are there other ways of doing it that are less intrusive,"

"But at this point, TSA in consultation with counterterrorism experts have indicated to me that the procedures that they have been putting in place are the only ones right now that they consider to be effective against the kind of threat that we saw in the Christmas Day bombing."

Why are people making excuses for these morons? Why are they being defended? If a private security firm did something like this, they'd be fired. Their name would be mud. Obviously, the protective force of government employment is even stronger than I thought. Or the tolerance for incompetence is higher, I don't know.

Don't get me wrong, I understand the need for airport security. If terrorists are still targeting airlines, then yeah, there needs to be security. There also needs to be common sense. Surely it's not too much to ask, even for airport security?

However, I live in a relatively safe country - what the hell do I know? All I can say is that I've flown in and around the US and never once gotten a pat down. In fact, I've flown across the world and never gotten more than a "Have a good trip" from airport security. Trust me, I look a lot more dangerous than those two people.

In fact right now, I probably am.

So I drew this based on a pic I saw of Thomas Sanders (@ thatsthat24) holding a frying pan saying he wanted to walk around with it like Rapunzel and then I had this thought and I just had to draw it

So here is, Princess Thomas Sanders! In a Rapunzel-like style running through the forest 

......and yes he is wearing bunny-slippers