Peter: Jokes On You Mr.Stark, Flour Isn't Even A Spice!

Peter: Jokes on you Mr.Stark, Flour isn't even a spice!

Harley: So you're dumb AND boring!

Tony: I'M BORING!? I am genious billionare playboy philanthropist! I am NOT boring!

Harley: Then let us work on the iron man suit!

Tony: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Peter: SEE!? BORING!

Tony: Oh please! If you were a spice you'd be flour!

Istg, that man put Peggy on a plane to make peggysous happen.

Sousa and Peggy: *exist in the same room, and look at eachother for 0.000001 sec

Thompson: *plays Can you feel the love tonight on a kazoo

This is canon, this literally happened in canon.

Daniel: I have been dropping her the most obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Peggy: Wow. She sounds stupid.

Daniel: But she’s not. She’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Peggy: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Daniel: I guess you’re right. Hey Peggy, I love you.

Peggy: See! Just say that!

Daniel: Holy fucking shit.

Peggy: If that flies over her head then, sorry Daniel, but she’s too dumb for you.

Daniel: Peggy.

Watson: Pass me the salt please love.

Sherlock, blushing: Of course.

Enola, watching them: My god, we were never this annoying, were we dear?

Tewkesbury, blushing harder than Sherlock: Nope, never.

Ok wait, I got another idea for this au.

I was thinking about where all the gods would live, would they come from different planets(like Thor and Loki)? Would they have their own realm (or a a separate realm for each of them)? Would they live in sacred places like the Greek gods living on Mount Olympus?

And then my mind landed on Stark Tower.

Let me elaborate. The gods don't actually live in the Tower, it's just kind of an access point. Like in Percy Jackson (because I am also a part of the pjo fandom), Olympus is on a level of the Empire State building that doesn't exist. I was thinking the same for Stark Tower. Like the entire Tower is all normal, being used for whatever it's used for in canon, but then there's this extra floor that can only be accessed by people who Tony (and some of the others) invites.

So that's where Tony, Pepper and Rhodey (when he isn't gracing the United States Air forces with his presence as the God of all Aircrafts) live most of the time.

Second of all, not all of the gods live there (Thor, Loki, Clint etc.) but it is a kind of congregation point for them. Like, whenever their's a major problem, the gods (the Avengers) meet up there.

Also, every god has a place where they are at their most powerful, their domain in the physical world I guess. For Tony it's Stark Tower(obvi) and Clint has his farm where his family resides and where you can find any type of bow, arrow and archery range that has ever existed (and some that can't exist anywhere but there). I can't really think any place for the rest of them from the top of my head at so late at night so I need to brainstorm a little more.

Has anyone made a god au for the mcu?

Like, the gods are amongst us mortals, and they’ve got like followers/worshipers and stuff, and they can like access the information of their followers because they’re gods duh

I should probably specify that I’m talking about an irondad fic. I want this as an irondad fic

The great Tony Stark, god of technology, inventor and innovator, creator of things to further humanity along, with as many followers as people have phones, tvs, radios, and cars. His followers buy exclusively his tech, and the richer ones donate money to speed up his research

Hawkeye, god of archery, whose majority of followers come and go with time, but a select few stick around, devoting their life to the art of the bow & arrow

Vision, god of the internet (whose father is the god of technology, obviously), who gains power every moment someone uses the internet, and IS the robot tracking your info to give you some Useful ads, whose followers meme in his name

Bruce Banner, the god of sciences (he has SEVEN PHDS MAN), who learns all he can and shares it all with the scientific community, whose other form, Hulk, may or may not be a god in and of himself, whose followers all devote their lives to research, some on his second form specifically

Of course there’s Thor, god of thunder, and Loki, god of mischief…

But then there’s just. Peter Parker, god of spiders.

Of course, not very many people like spiders, and those who do probably don’t like them enough to devote any time to the god of them… unless they’re trying to form some weird cult or something. And there’s probably a major population of people that aren’t even aware that ‘god of spiders’ is even a thing? Like there’s probably a Wikipedia page or something that lists every god, but I doubt anyone would pay too much attention to a god of spiders.

Like maybe some people do worship him but it’s probably really weird and he’d be like ‘umm I appreciate that you’re following me, but I would prefer that you don’t sacrifice anyone to me?? Because one that’s illegal and I enjoy following laws and two,,, it kinda makes me uncomfortable so please stop’

So just imagine like. Pete having a rough day getting bullied by Flash about being the god of such a ‘creepy’ thing, when suddenly, a shout from an alleyway! He hurries to investigate and someone’s getting mugged! He webs up the threat and the person he saved is just like ‘thank you!! Who are you?’ and he just panics and says ‘uhhhh I’m spider-man’ and the rest is history :)

But then people start getting interested in Spider-Man so they google ‘is there a spider god’ and then they go harass Peter like ‘hey you’re the god of spiders, so who’s spider-man? You had to have blessed him right’ and like what does he say to that???

And imagine Tony seeing this and being like ‘hey I actually wanted to know who spider-man was too but maybe don’t harass a minor?? Like yeah he’s a god but he’s also a child’ and. Omg I need to ✨stop✨ before I ✨break✨

Also, Peter is so excited to go to Stark Tower for the first time that he makes all the spiders in a one mile radius come to him to see what their baby god was so excited about.

Happy (God of Security, Escort and keeping the VulturesTM away as Tony likes to say) got freaked the fuck out by all the spiders (Tony teases him unrelentlessly for getting scared by some puny spiders. He stops after Happy says that he can go pick up the kid next time he wants to have a lab day with him).

Has anyone made a god au for the mcu?

Like, the gods are amongst us mortals, and they’ve got like followers/worshipers and stuff, and they can like access the information of their followers because they’re gods duh

I should probably specify that I’m talking about an irondad fic. I want this as an irondad fic

The great Tony Stark, god of technology, inventor and innovator, creator of things to further humanity along, with as many followers as people have phones, tvs, radios, and cars. His followers buy exclusively his tech, and the richer ones donate money to speed up his research

Hawkeye, god of archery, whose majority of followers come and go with time, but a select few stick around, devoting their life to the art of the bow & arrow

Vision, god of the internet (whose father is the god of technology, obviously), who gains power every moment someone uses the internet, and IS the robot tracking your info to give you some Useful ads, whose followers meme in his name

Bruce Banner, the god of sciences (he has SEVEN PHDS MAN), who learns all he can and shares it all with the scientific community, whose other form, Hulk, may or may not be a god in and of himself, whose followers all devote their lives to research, some on his second form specifically

Of course there’s Thor, god of thunder, and Loki, god of mischief…

But then there’s just. Peter Parker, god of spiders.

Of course, not very many people like spiders, and those who do probably don’t like them enough to devote any time to the god of them… unless they’re trying to form some weird cult or something. And there’s probably a major population of people that aren’t even aware that ‘god of spiders’ is even a thing? Like there’s probably a Wikipedia page or something that lists every god, but I doubt anyone would pay too much attention to a god of spiders.

Like maybe some people do worship him but it’s probably really weird and he’d be like ‘umm I appreciate that you’re following me, but I would prefer that you don’t sacrifice anyone to me?? Because one that’s illegal and I enjoy following laws and two,,, it kinda makes me uncomfortable so please stop’

So just imagine like. Pete having a rough day getting bullied by Flash about being the god of such a ‘creepy’ thing, when suddenly, a shout from an alleyway! He hurries to investigate and someone’s getting mugged! He webs up the threat and the person he saved is just like ‘thank you!! Who are you?’ and he just panics and says ‘uhhhh I’m spider-man’ and the rest is history :)

But then people start getting interested in Spider-Man so they google ‘is there a spider god’ and then they go harass Peter like ‘hey you’re the god of spiders, so who’s spider-man? You had to have blessed him right’ and like what does he say to that???

And imagine Tony seeing this and being like ‘hey I actually wanted to know who spider-man was too but maybe don’t harass a minor?? Like yeah he’s a god but he’s also a child’ and. Omg I need to ✨stop✨ before I ✨break✨