Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #34
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #34
Mammon: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Lucifer’*
MC: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of sin, Please be good.’*
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #48
MC: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Solomon: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Luke: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Solomon: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells - I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges - but I didn't own any pots.
Simeon: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Solomon: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #51
Lucifer: We call that a traumatic experience.
Lucifer, turning to Mammon: Not a "bruh moment".
Lucifer, turning to MC: Not "skill issue".
Lucifer, turning to Levi: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #45
MC, admiring a sleeping Belphie: You’re so cute.
Belphie, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
MC, lovingly: I know.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #42
MC: Do you feel any better?
Barbatos: I feel much better now that you here with me.
*Solomon walks in*
Barbatos: I feel half better.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #36
Asmo: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
MC: We're chopsticks!
Asmo: Well... that's cute!
Asmo: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Belphie: No, it means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.