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Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #44

*MC first arriving in the Devildom*

MC: Okay, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #47

Beel: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.

Lucifer: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.

Belphie: I hope food poisoning understands how Beel works. I never met a burger he couldn’t eat.

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #49

Satan: Are you mad? MC: No. Satan: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #37

Lucifer: What are you writing?

MC: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Lucifer, looking over MC's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Belphie: That’s not a burger, that’s a death wish.

Solomon: Hey! :(

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #47

Beel: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.

Lucifer: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.

Belphie: I hope food poisoning understands how Beel works. I never met a burger he couldn’t eat.

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #34

Mammon: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Lucifer’*

MC: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of sin, Please be good.’*

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