hakirachan

Hakira’s Crack Blog

Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #44

*MC first arriving in the Devildom*

MC: Okay, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #38

MC: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

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hakirachan

2 years ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #45

MC, admiring a sleeping Belphie: You’re so cute.

Belphie, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

MC, lovingly: I know.

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2 years ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #47

Beel: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.

Lucifer: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.

Belphie: I hope food poisoning understands how Beel works. I never met a burger he couldn’t eat.

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hakirachan

2 years ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #37

Lucifer: What are you writing?

MC: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Lucifer, looking over MC's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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hakirachan

2 years ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #36

Asmo: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

MC: We're chopsticks!

Asmo: Well... that's cute!

Asmo: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Belphie: No, it means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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