Loki: If I Can't Cause Tiny Bits Of Chaos Every Day, I Think My Body Will Shut Down

loki: if i can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, i think my body will shut down

sylvie: so you two are dating now?

loki and mobius: yes

sylvie: why?

loki: well, i happen to find mobius very appealing

sylvie: no, i understand that. i’m just trying to figure out what’s wrong with mobius

peter: i want to preface this by saying that nothing happened. nothing is actually on fire. this is simply for future reference

tony:

peter: do we have a fire extinguisher?

tony: i’ve learned some very valuable lessons from this

rhodey: i’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away

tony: death isn’t real and i’m basically god

quill: the risk i took was carefully calculated

gamora: WE ALMOST DIED—

quill: i never said i was good at maths

peter, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! i was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

morgan, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

tony: what the hell are you guys doing

peter: playing systematic oppression