Happy: How Is The Most Beautiful Person In The World Doing?

happy: how is the most beautiful person in the world doing?

may: i don’t know, how are you?

peter, from across the room: I’M DOING GREAT THANKS FOR ASKING

loki: i would walk through fire for my family

loki: well, not FIRE because that’s dangerous but a super humid room

loki: but not TOO humid because my hair

loki: someone take me out

mobius: like on a date?

loki: no, i meant—

mobius: *looks at them with hope*

loki: yeah, yeah, like on a date

mobius: will you please apologize to sylvie?

loki: fine, but i have to warn you, this might make me a better, more mature person and that is not who you fell in love with

peter, to ned, lying facedown on his bed, regretting everything: and then i called him dad

tony, to pepper, on the verge of tears: and then he called me dad

bucky: my husband just texted me back “lmao” from the other room

bucky: i hear no laughing. no ass hitting the floor

bucky: i’ve married a laugh liar