Mammon : I'm The First Man!

Mammon : I'm the first man!

Mephisto : I'm the best man!

Luke : I'M A GROWN MAN!

Simeon : I'm MC's fiancé and guardian And Luke, you're still a little boy

Luke : I'm not a little boy!

Asmo : UGHHH! I'M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN.

Beel : I'm MC's man.

Belphie : I'm the boyfriend.

Lucifer : I'm the first husband.

Michael : I'm the better husband.

Diavolo : I'm the fiancé

Barbatos : I'm the royal butler and assistant of MC. Including their beloved.

Levi : I'm their best friend and otaku boyfriend!

Satan : *scoffs* I'm their favourite husband.

Raphael : I'm the new boyfriend

Mammon : JUST GO AWAY, MC DOESN'T WANT ANY OF YOU, MC DOESN'T WANT YA. GO AWAY

Luke : DON'T YOU DARE RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME YOU STUPID DEMON, I'M MC'S MOST BELOVED TREASURE AND FAMILY!!!

Lucifer : Someone get this dog to stop barking *Glares at Simeon*

Adin : I regret asking who you are

MC : *silently crying because they just wanted to watch TV*

Solomon : Did I mention I'm the best boyfriend?

MC : So, when I die... You will come pick me up?

13 : Yes.

MC : What happens after that???

13 : Marriage.

MC :

13 :

MC : I'm dying right now—

Mammon : I made a pact with MC first! Why did ya idiots make a pact with em?!

Levi : I had to

Lucifer : I just did.

Belphegor : *flashback to when he killed MC*

Satan : Because I wanted to. *glares at Lucifer*

Beel : because they're MC

Asmo : Because of their power!!

Mephisto : I got tricked into it.

Michael : I wanted it

Diavolo : I had to do it if I wanted to be closer to them, otherwise I would have had almost no chance to realise my deep feelings for them and confess my love to them, I had to be close to support them through their hardships, I had to be able to protect them if they were ever in danger, therefore they ca—

Barbatos : My lord, that's a whole love confession right now.

Diavolo : I'm practicing... To confess...

Luke (grown) : I just guard MC?

MC : This has nothing to do with why you're all here, Why the heck are you all in my living room?! I understand why Luke is here but what the fuck guys???

Solomon : Weird...

MC :

MC : Where did YOU come from Solomon?!

Raphael : It appears we're all here

The demon king : Pests.

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5 year old MC

13 : I've decided to adopt MC.

Lucifer : No.

13 : MC needs an ACTUAL mother.

Lucifer : MC doesn't. And MC has enough fathers that could take the role.

13 : Oh?

13 : You mean 3 chaotic kids, one angry bookworm, one makeup obsessed chick, a giant who would probably eat them and one overworked "single mom"?

Lucifer : Did you just call me an overworked single mom?!

13 : You instantly got that.

13 : Anyway, MC needs an actual mom therefore I'm taking em with me.

Lucifer : As if I'd give MC to you.

Mephisto : *crashes through driveway with a car* HEY, I TOOK THE CHILD, LET'S GO.

Lucifer : ?!!!

MC : *happily sitting in the backseat with Raphael and waving at Lucifer* HI LUCI!

Raphael : ...

Lucifer :

Lucifer : *turns into his demon form*