Peter: Technically, You Cant Prove That I Can Die Until I Do Die.
Peter: Technically, you can’t prove that I can die until I do die.
Peter: And after today’s Spanish test, I might just test that theory.
Tony, using Peter’s own webshooters to web him to his bed: NO—
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