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7 y/o Luffy: hey ace, what's that round white thing in the sky?
10 y/o Ace: *starts sweating nervously*
10 y/o Ace: ... obviously it's a cookie you idiot
7 y/o Luffy: *eyes shining* oooohhh
*years later*
Luffy: *drooling and looking at the sky* one day I'll eat that cookie, mark my words Torao
Law: but that isn't a- you know what, never mind
*cell phone ringing*
Ace: who the fuck is it?
Sabo: Ace, where the hell are you?
Ace: Sabo? I'm home, duh. There’s someone yelling me outside, but I’m pretending there’s no one home.
Sabo: ...
Ace: what?
Sabo: IT'S ME, ACE. OPEN THE FUCKIN' DOOR!
Ace: hey, Marco, is your mom a chicken?
Marco: didn't I already tell you to stop with these chicken jokes, yoi?
Ace: *ignores* because you're eggcellent
Marco: *sighs*
Ace: if i can do it tomorrow, why would i do it today?
Luffy: I love you~
Law: more than meat?
Luffy: know your limits Torao
*t-shirt exists*
Ace: I'm too hot to wear this crap
Thatch: Look, Ace! Marco finally turned into a bird! *points to the blue bird*
Ace: WHAT?!
*a few minutes later*
Haruta: Geez is he still crying?
Thatch: Yeaah...
Haruta: ...
Thatch: ...
Haruta: When are you going to tell him that the bird isn't Marco?
Thatch: I don't know! I thought he knew that the real Marco went on a mission, but he suddenly started crying and wouldn't listen to me
Ace: *crying and sobbing on the background* WHY? WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN TO ME AND NOT TO YOU? MARCOOO
Thatch: *laughing wildly in the background*
Marco: What's his problem, yoi?
Ace: I don't know! We were talking about how you're a weird chicken that only eats healthy things and then i said i was healthy and suddenly he started laughing like crazy!
Marco: ...
Ace: What?
Marco: How can you be so oblivious, yoi?
Thatch: *still laughing wildly in the background*
Sabo: my secret to having a beautiful hair like that? well, let's just say that i was lucky to be born wonderful
Sabo: *sends message* hey Ace, did you find that document I asked you for?
Ace: yeah, why?
Sabo: great, send me a picture
Ace: *send picture*
Sabo: A PICTURE OF THE DOCUMENT, NOT YOUR FACE YOUR ASSHEAD
Ace: oh
Ace: Hey Sabo, I left some milk in the fridge for you!
Sabo: Really?! Woah, thanks bro, it's good to see that you're finally making good use of the education Makino-san gave you
*a few minutes later*
Sabo: ACE YOUR FUCKIN ASSHOLE, THAT MILK WAS SPOILED!
Ace: Oooh so that's why it tasted weird
Marco: Ace, we need to have a serious talk, yoi
Ace: what happened birdie?
Marco: I want to breakup with you
Ace: WHAT?! ARE YOU CRAZY, MARCO?! YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, I LOVE YOU, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MEEE *cries dramatically*
Marco: yeah yeah, I love you too Ace, but I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SUSTAIN YOUR HUNGER, YOI
Koala: Hey Sabo, lend me some money
Sabo: You thing money grows up on a tree?!
Koala: Money is made of what?
Sabo: Paper
Koala: And where does the paper come from?
Sabo: From the tree...
Koala: Great, now that you know that, give me some money
Luffy: I’ve made up my mind Torao, let’s have a baby!
Law: Uh-
Luffy: Will be a boy and he'll be cute and smart like you and super strong like me~
Law: This is a thing that you can't decide, Luffy-ya
Luffy: And his name will be Meat!
Law: ...
Luffy: What?
Law: WE'RE NOT CALLING OUR SON MEAT!
Luffy: *throws stick* go get boy!
Bepo: oi I'm not a dog!
Thatch: Look, Ace! Marco finally turned into a bird! *points to the blue bird*
Ace: WHAT?!
*a few minutes later*
Haruta: Geez is he still crying?
Thatch: Yeaah...
Haruta: ...
Thatch: ...
Haruta: When are you going to tell him that the bird isn't Marco?
Thatch: I don't know! I thought he knew that the real Marco went on a mission, but he suddenly started crying and wouldn't listen to me
Ace: *crying and sobbing on the background* WHY? WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN TO ME AND NOT TO YOU? MARCOOO
Ace: And remember Luffy, you can't tell Sabo that we ate those cookies
Luffy: Ok!
*twenty minutes later*
Sabo: Which of you two ate the cookies?
*Ace and Luffy sweating nervously*: it wasn't us
Sabo: ... Luffy, what are those crumbs on your cheek?
Luffy: DAMN! IT'S THE CRUMBS OF THE COOKIES WE ATE, ACE!
Ace: LUFFY, YOU MORON , I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!
Sabo: YOUR JERKS!
*after Jinbe joins the strawhat crew*
Luffy: you're the next, Torao~
Law: *holding salt and a cross* stay away from me, Mugiwara-ya!
*t-shirt exists*
Ace: I'm too hot to wear this crap
Thatch: *laughing wildly in the background*
Marco: What's his problem, yoi?
Ace: I don't know! We were talking about how you're a weird chicken that only eats healthy things and then i said i was healthy and suddenly he started laughing like crazy!
Marco: ...
Ace: What?
Marco: How can you be so oblivious, yoi?
Thatch: *still laughing wildly in the background*
Marco: Ace, just get out of the bathroom
Ace: NO, I CAN’T MARCO. THAT MONSTER GONNA GET ME
Marco: Ace-
Ace: GETS A GUN OR THE COARSE SALT, 'CAUSE THAT'S THE MOST TERRIBLE CREATURE I’VE EVER FACED
Marco: Ace, for god's sake-
Ace: ADIEU MARCO, I ALWAYS LOVED YOU
Marco: IT'S JUST A ROACH, ACE!
Ace: BUT IT'S A FLYING COCKROACH!
responses to “babe im in the hospital”
ft. luffy, shanks, law, zoro, sanj, ace
a/n: based on this! these were super fun to make lmaoooo! Also sorry for not posting for a hot minute. ive been crazy busy and overwhelmed lately with university and teaching! but hopefully this makes up for it 😭😭 please enjoy x
Luffy: Put your hands in the air, this is a robbery, Torao!
Law: What the hell-
Luffy: I’m here to steal your heart
Law: ...
Luffy: ...
Law: You can’t steal something that’s already yours, Mugiwara-ya
Luffy: Touche
*cell phone ringing*
Ace: who the fuck is it?
Sabo: Ace, where the hell are you?
Ace: Sabo? I'm home, duh. There’s someone yelling me outside, but I’m pretending there’s no one home.
Sabo: ...
Ace: what?
Sabo: IT'S ME, ACE. OPEN THE FUCKIN' DOOR!