Logan: I Like You Jacket, Is It Unisex?

Logan: I like you jacket, is it unisex?

Remus: I don't need sex, maybe you need sex!

Logan: No, U-N-I-sex

Remus: *Starts taking off clothes* If you insist.

Roman: *Flops on Virgil who's sitting on the sofa* Give me attention.

Virgil: *Scrolling on phone* Can't I'm busy

Roman: Whyyyyyyyy

Virgil: The only reason I'd stop what I'm doing was if you were going on a murderous rampage

Roman: Fiiiiiiiiine *Leaves the living room*

A Minute Later

*Distant screaming*

Everyone in the living room: ?!?!?!

Roman: *Distantly* I'M SORRY BUT ITS THE ONLY WAY!

Deceit: What's your body count?

Remus: For what?

Deceit: How many people you've slept with

Remus: Oh I thought you found the basement

Deceit:

Deceit: We have a basement?

Virgil: OH MY GOD!, YOU'VE F**KED MY MUM, MY DAD AND NOW MY BEST FRIEND! WHO'S NEXT? MY BOYFRIEND?

Janus: ...

Virgil: You haven't....

Janus: ...

Virgil: SO YOU'VE F**KED EVERYONE IN THE MINDSCAPE EXCEPT FOR ME?

Janus: 👉👈 we could if you-

Virgil: NO! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Roman: You see that, that reminds me of happiness

Patton: I don't see anything?

Roman: Exactly

Patton: kiddo-

Logan: *Choking*

Patton: KIDDOS HELP!

Roman: Google says his symptoms are signs of poor internet connection

Roman: You f**king robot

Roman: *High fives Virgil*