CK - Tumblr Posts - Page 3
'i was confused but i wanted to be included'
-my friend and also wylan van eck when he first joined the crows
kaz: you've been quiet for a while.
*gives jesper a sticker*
jesper:OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG KAZ BREKER GAVE A ME STICKER. KAZ. BREKKER.
kaz: this was a mistake. give it back
jesper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the brainrot at this point- i can't see a crow without thinking omg kaz brekker
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG so i was in class today and we were doing a little worksheet and you had to make smaller words out of a big word yeah? and the words 'crime' and 'demon' were next to each other. KAZ BREKKER BIATCHESSS. sadly none of my friends got the referance bc they dont read soc
My mother just asked me "Is it cold outside?" And I swear I was literally about to tell her " Are you kidding ? It feels like we're in Fjerda" but I had to stop because my mother would have thought that I'm crazy (she already thinks that but shh)
No one of the people that I know understands my fandom jokes, my life is DIFFICULT
No one :
Me ,in the middle of the night : OH MY GOD JESPER FAHEY IS KAZ BREKKER BEST FRIEND. Shit I never stopped and really thought about the fact that dirtyhands, bastard of the Barrel not only had friends that he cares about but a BEST FRIEND as well. I am sure that Kaz knows it deep down but doesn't want to acknowledge it while there is no doubt that Jesper thinks of Kaz as his best friend, OMG SO BEAUTIFUL I AM CRYING.
Me normally: ☹️
Me as soon as I remember that when Jesper met Wylan he thought he looked like a prince : 😊
Okay I am going to say it
✨🥰♥️💞✨🌈✨KANEJ AND ZOYALAI DOUBLE DATE✨🌈🥰😍✨💞
kaz brekker should not be allowed to talk. people should just figure out how to read his mind because he's the most poetic bastard in his head, but the moment he opens his mouth a child starts crying, someone's life is destroyed, and somewhere something explodes
“yo bro who got you crying like that?” matthias was dreaming again. dreaming of her.
Okay I am going to say it
✨🥰♥️💞✨🌈✨KANEJ AND ZOYALAI DOUBLE DATE✨🌈🥰😍✨💞
Hello everyone and welcome back to " chasing Tumblr fame with Lore "
Today I offer you :
( treat it gently )
Love how Inej’s love language is acts of service and Kaz’s love language is protection through violence; and in the end of the books Kaz is the one who buys off Inej’s freedom and finds and brings her family back and Inej is the one who carves out Pekka Rollins’ heart and puts the fear of God in him. They exchanged love languages <3
*The one and only Kaz Brekker, the Demjin, the Bastard of the Barrel, the Monster himself after stabbing that dreg's leg*: I recommend a cane
My asexual ass:
Yeah, no, sorry guys but no one has it as good as me bc the in-universe Twitter AUs for my fandoms are either amazing or have the best potential ever.
All for the game?? Exy fans learning that their favorite sport is literally tied to the mafia ? And following along with the drama and the murders and fake suicides and the torture ? Good shit ( won't elaborate more bc a lot of people already saw the beautiful chaos of this and proceded to do the lord's work and for that I'll forever be thankful )
Miracolous ladybug? Parisians making memes like this :
and joking over being akumatized over the smallest inconveniences ( " I lost the bus today, guess it's time to give the butterfly man a call" " oh you want me to take my candy away? The thing that got that baby akumatized? I don't think so" " if someone asks me how I'm doing one more time I'm getting akumatized and defeating ladybug and chat noir's asses out of pure rage" "yes I got akumatized and almost killed everyone in this city and myself with my horrific magical powers but don't forget that I'm also just a girl 🥺, I was sad about all the abandoned kittens in the world 🥺" )
Six of crows ?? Imagine the people tweeting about the crow club "went to the crow club bc everyone kept saying that it's the best gambling place in ketterdam and while I was playing a kid ( I guess the owner?? The staff seemed to listen to every word he said ) came out and started calling everyone pigeon?? Tf?? " "dude, you new to ketterdam? That's literally the bastard of the barrel I sure hope everyone listened to every word he said " "not some rando calling the bastard "a kid", oh good Ghezen" "I heard he buried a kid alive once , for the love of the Saints do not piss that man off and do not go to the the crow club! " " I dunno man, if he's a monster why he kinda ... you know 😏" " I hear you, he could bury me alive anytime and I would thank him " " NO you wouldn't?? What the fuck??"
inej and kaz having issues with touch due to trauma. kaz and wylan drowning and being reborn in the ketterdam harbor. wylan and jesper feeling like they have to hide a part of themselves due to their fathers. jesper and nina being grisha with addictions. nina and matthias being raised as a weapon rather than a human. matthias and inej being deeply religious. inej and wylan making themselves smaller because of the abuse they suffered. wylan and matthias being forced into a life of crime. matthias and kaz losing their parents and siblings. kaz and jesper being thrown into the barrel because of reckless behavior involving money. all of these characters being so different yet so similar and forever interconnected with each other because they know that no one else will understand
trying to characterize wylan as a “mini kaz” in combatting his infantilization is STILL mischaracterizing him. like yes, he ISN’T a weak “uwu smol bean” but he also isn’t some ruthless criminal. he never particularly WANTED to be part of barrel life and he never intended on staying. he found himself there out of necessity. what i absolutely love about his character is that he shows his strength without needing to be ruthless or violent, because strength can be shown in so many different ways. yes, he isn’t some weak baby and he also isn’t some ruthless, violent criminal. he’s neither of those and THAT is what’s so important about his character. and it really bothers me when people can’t even acknowledge the depth of that.
Inej rubbing her eyes and stumbling sleepily into the kitchen in the Slat wearing Kaz's shirt only to look up and realise half the Dregs are already up and have stopped mid-activity to stare at her in open-mouthed shock.
Kaz wandering in after her with his eyes half-closed, muttering "good morning" into her hair and then she digs her elbow into his stomach and he looks up and also realises they're being watched.
