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Spider Woman 

Part One

Masterlist

“So you’re pretty new to Hollywood, correct?” Ellen asked as you sat on the couch facing her, about one hundred faces staring up at you waiting for your answer.

You can feel a bead of sweat drip down your spine. This is your first interview in front of a live studio audience, not to mention Ellen DeGeneres is also staring at you. You quickly threw out a little chuckle to agree with how fast this whirlwind of fame has hit.

“Um, yes definitely. I mean less than a year ago I was sitting in my bedroom in New Hampshire working at Sephora.” You stated and the audience gave a little laugh in response to you confession.

“So walk us through that, how did you get from your bedroom to this chair.” Ellen gestured to the leather loveseat you was currently situated on.

“Well it’s actually a pretty weird story. I never knew I wanted to get into acting. I went to community college and graduated with a behavioral science degree in the hope to go into social work. I was still looking for a job in my field so I had a part time job at Sephora as a cashier and I decided to fill up some of my spare time with acting classes. I was bored, saw the poster on my way out of the mall one day and figured, what the heck right? Not like I had much better to do. So I went and I did pretty good and I remember never feeling like going was something to just fill time. Like I genuinely enjoyed going. And one day the instructor comes up to me and tells me that there’s this audition for a part of a soap opera that she thought I would be perfect for. And at first I was like, girl no!” You said and the whole audience erupted in laughter along with Ellen. After letting them all settle down you continued. “But I decided, yanno why not? Like what do I have that’s keeping me here? So I went and I got the part. And I’m sure if you google it you can find hundreds of clips of me in the show. I ended up getting an agent in Boston and she hooked me up with like two or three TV ads and then unfortunately the show was canceled due to bad ratings and I was jobless again. And like a month later my agent calls me and tells me about this audition in LA, she goes, it’s a long shot but you fit the description perfectly and I mean what have we got to lose?” You pause to take a breath, you could feel yourself starting to talk fast. Something you always did when you spoke in front of crowds. Your mouth would start to get dry, you would stutter and choke on your words and eventually start to try to rush the words out. You quickly calmed yourself down and continued. “So I went, got a callback, got the part, and well you all know the rest.” You finished and Ellen smiled.

“And now you play Jessica Drew AKA Spider Women in Marvel’s latest film!” She announced as the poster for the film shot up to the screen behind you. The poster, which took a six hour shoot to get, consisted of you in the skin tight Spider Woman suit, standing to the side, New York City in the background.

You smiled and nodded along as the audience clapped.

“And you’re staring alongside a very impressive cast, being the new girl on set were you intimidated at all?” Ellen asked once the noise had gone down.

“Of course!” You laughed. “But I mean, don’t get me wrong the cast is absolutely amazing, so so talented and made me feel so at home. I learned so much from working with them, they all just treated me like a student and gave me an opportunity to learn under them rather than place themselves above me. And I can’t thank them enough for all the help they gave me.”

“I mean what is like working with such A-List celebrities such as Robert Downey Jr. and Harry Styles?” She asked and the crowd went up in applaud for what you’re assuming the mention of your love interest in the movie.

“Well, RDJ, I mean that’s insane. I mean RDJ, he’s so expensive.” You gapped and the audience laughed. “I’m so serious like his leg is more expensive than the state of Texas like it’s crazy. But he’s so talented and so funny. There wasn’t a day that we weren’t all laughing and having so much fun with him. Not to mention he’s so kind I mean he just took me right under his wing and showed me all the ropes of Hollywood. And Harry,” You started but the audience cut you off with a chorus of “OHHHHS”

“-Harry,” You continued “Is just the kindest soul to walk the earth, and also the biggest goof I’ve ever met. It’s actually really funny cause I was a huge One Direction fan growing up so meeting and working alongside him was very surreal.” You stated.

“Were you really? A One Direction fan?” Ellen asked and you nodded. “Who was your favorite?” She asked with a smirk.

“Oh! Don’t make me pick! I love them all. But I will say I actually was a huge Harry girl. And funny enough the producers knew that when they casted him. It’s actually a funny story so when we were going through the casting for John Hunt there was two readings. One with just the actor and the producers, to scout out who was actually talented and who fit the description well, and then one with me and whoever made the call back, to get a feeling for chemistry and a certain look for the couple. So I went in for the second reading and they didn’t tell me who was coming in next till he was like in my face. I recognized a few of the actors but most I really didn’t know. Until Harry walked in. I remember being so shocked I couldn’t even breath. I mean like Harry is my idol. I went to so many concerts and having him stand in front of me with his hand stretched out was like a slap in the face. I remember the producers and Patty the director all laughing off to the side knowing exactly what was going through my head. But I managed to get through the reading with a minimal amount of embarrassing moments.” You said and the crowd was still laughing.

“Well I’m sure the movie turned out amazing. It comes out in theaters in one week! So make sure to go see Spider Woman!” Ellen said turning to the audience and I smiled to the camera as well.

“Cut!” The guy from behind the camera yelled and in seconds the entire feeling to the room changed. People were rushing around, coming up and fixing things that were on the coffee table in front of you. Refilling and replacing the water that was sitting beside you. Just rushing around preparing for the next segment of the show.

“Was that your first time?” Ellen turned to you right after the camera stopped rolling.

“Was it that bad?” You laughed and she shook her head.

“No, it’s just after so long I can usually tell. You did good though, so props to you.” She laughed and you smiled, thanking her for letting you come on the show. You stood up and walked over to your manager Gavin. He was a cute little pudgy man whose appearance did not match his personality whatsoever.

Gavin Martin was a man who dressed strictly in gray suits with a tight red bow-tie around his neck. You’ve only ever seen him out of this outfit once and that was when you two shared a hotel room during Comic-Con and he was in his PJ’s. Which still actually looked really well put together. It was like the stereotypical matching button down pajama shirt and pants, something straight out of the movies. You would think he would be some strict, slightly sexist man who was really only in the business for the money, but he couldn’t be farther from that. Of course he wants money, who doesn’t. But he’s very much about giving the money back. Part of your contract is that for every job he gets you, you have to give 30% of the proceeds from said job to a charity of your choice. He also volunteers at a battered women's shelter on his days off. His twitter feed is filled with feminist pages and he’s obsessed with yoga. Also he lights up weed like crazy.

“Alright so, you’ve got the rest of the day off but you have a meeting with Sony tomorrow, one interview for BBC Radio 1 with Harry, and a fitting for your premiere dress. So get some rest, busy day tomorrow.” Gavin said looking at his iPad to go over the itinerary.

“Awesome.”

“Just another day in the life of Y/N Y/L/N.”

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Spider Woman Part Two

Part One

Masterlist

“So you and Harry Styles?” The woman asked before passing the microphone over to you.

You were sitting in a fairly small office with two cameras in front of you. Two men being behind those cameras. The Sony team behind them, along with your manager Gavin next to them.

“What about him?” You asked, acting confused by the question. She’s going to ask whether you two were dating because in this day a girl and a boy can’t just be friends. Especially if they have to kiss on set.

“You’ve been see out around quite a bit, on dates?” She asked and you sighed.

“No, Harry and I are just friends. Is he attractive, yeah insanely.” You laughed. “But he’s just a friend. He’s more like a brother than anything else. It’d be weird to date my brother.” You said and she laughed.

“Well Selena Gomez said the same thing about Justin Bieber and look what happened to them.” She said and you sighed again, yeah they’re both depressed because they loved too hard.

“They broke up.” You said and her smile dropped. You don’t like this woman.

“Well speaking of love, the trailer for Spider Woman, I love it. Amazing job.” She said and you smiled.

“Thank you the editing crew is so talented. Cause you know, Jessica has the power to expel genetic spider venom from her hands and when you do that on set it looks too weird. I’m just like thrusting my hands in certain directions but once I watched it back like wow. It looks so cool.” You laughed and she smiled.

“And what can fans expect from this movie?” She asked.

“I think they’re going to be pleasantly surprised with the interpretation we take with Jessica Drew for this movie. We wanted to stick to the original comics as much as we could but seeing as Spider Woman is really just such a secondary superhero we had a lot of room for creativity and I think the fans are really going to love where this goes. We dive into the mess that is the Avengers and I think that the fans are going to see the other side of the group of heros they love so much. They’re going to see the inside of how everything works for the lesser heros.” You said and she nodded, pulling the mic back to herself.

“What do you mean by lesser heros?”

“I mean like, not Captain America, Iron Man or Thor. But rather like what it’s like to be Scarlet Witch or Spider Man or Hawkeye. What it’s like to be the secondary heros. Everyone saw how Peter Parker was treated in Spiderman Homecoming. He was cast aside seeing as he was just a kid and wasn’t taken seriously. Well in Spider Woman you’re going to find out what it’s like to not be Captain America or Iron Man.” You said and she nodded.

“And what can we expect from John and Jessica, the trailer doesn’t reveal much?” She asked.

“Well I think that was kind of on purpose. Jessica and John are two totally different people. I mean Jessica is a british immigrant working for a paper supply company in New York, New York while hiding the fact that she has super powers. John is her nerdy neighbor who clearly holds an unrequited love for Jessica. I think the pining he does is something you’ll have to see in the movie. And I mean, who knows if Jessica will even realize his love for her, it may just continue to go unrequited seeing as Jessica herself is depressed and it may be hard for her to come to terms with idea that anyone could love her.” You said, hoping to show this women that this movie is made for more than just Jessica and John's love story.

“Jessica is depressed? I didn’t see that in the trailer.”

“Well depression isn’t something you can always just see. Sometimes it’s something that takes time and careful observation to find. Jessica clearly has PTSD from what happened to her in England and she clearly is desperate for a normal life. But hiding all that horror deep down is doing a wreck on her mental health and I’m proud to say this movie is going to be one of the few that actually deal with mental health issues the correct way.” You said proudly. You can see the Sony team started to look up, you’ve clearly started to say too much.

“What exactly happened to Jessica in England?”

“Well she was born during World War Two, her father was a scientist for Hydra, Hitler’s deep science division. They were living in england when Jessica got radiation poisoning. To save her, her father was forced to inject her with untested genetic spider venom and put her in a genetic incubator where she stayed for 80 years. In the incubator her aging process was slowed and in 2010 when she was found and released she was only 17. Hydra found her and used her as a weapon for 5 years when she managed to escape and move to New York where she has been hiding ever since.” You explain and she nodded. Clearly she didn’t do her reading.

“Well, I think that’s all we have time for, it was great meeting you Y/N and I can’t wait to see the movie when it comes out.” She said as she stood and shook your hand. You smiled back at her and walked back over to your manager.

“Please get me out of here.” You begged and he laughed.

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Spider Woman Part Three

Word Count: 1586

Part Two

Masterlist

So, I’m like totally aware that Harry’s pronunciation of words doesn’t sound like what I’ve written but I can’t write things they way he says them. I know a lot of writers like to do that and do it very well but I’m simply not one of them. So, sorry bout that.

It was a rare day for you. A day off. Something you hadn’t seen in over three months. You had been going non-stop with promo, Sony meetings, marvel meetings, fittings, photo shoots, outings and now that it’s all on pause for a day you’re not entirely sure what to do with yourself. You’ve already watched a movie and are not in the mood to watch another. You already did your morning yoga, did the laundry, called your mom, and face-timed your best friend. You were about to go for a jog when your phone rang, a picture that you took of Harry messing with the Spider Woman mask on set popped up along with the name, Harry AKA Johnny Boy. You smiled as you walked over and slid to answer.

“Hey what’s up?” You answered and heard a car door shut on the other line.

“Hey it’s Harry.” He said and you smiled, he does this every time. Answers the phone and even though he knows what caller ID is he still feels the need to identify himself.

“Harry honey I know.” You say and you hear him laugh.

“HA HA. Anyway I was just about to go for a hike and then do some yoga, was gonna go alone but then I figured I’d ask you if you would like to tag along?” He asked and you smiled.

“Yeah sure, was just about to go on a jog but this is way better. Which trail? I’ll meet you.” You asked and he informs you that it’s a trail about thirty minutes from your apartment. After you hang up and change into hiking boots instead of jogging sneakers you run out to your car to make your way over to the trail.

Once you get there you see Harry waiting at the gait, doing some stretches and you decide to make your way over to him, not without tripping over a hole in the ground of course. Your hopes that no one saw was crushed when you heard giggling in front of you. Only too look up to see Harry holding his hand over his mouth as little giggles escape through his fingers.

“How the bloody hell do you play a superhero when you can barely walk on your own two feet?” He teases you and you respond by flipping him the finger to which he just laughs at.

“Says the boy who falls over on stage so much there’s compilations on YouTube.” You said back he flipped you off in return.

As you two start the hike up you discuss what had been going on in your lives. You ask if he started seeing anyone and he tells you he went out on a blind date with some girl Grimmy knew.

“Oh how did that go?” You ask turning to him with a smirk playing on your face.

You watch him start to shake his head to hide the smile.

“She was nice, probably not gonna call her for a second date though.” He confessed and you frowned.

“Why not?” You asked, honestly you just truly think Harry needs someone he can love. He’s such a hopeless romantic and for him not to have someone he can love, it’s like trying to create a fire without heat.

“I just didn’t see it going anywhere. She was sweet and all but we just didn’t click. No connection.” He said and you sighed.

“That’s too bad H, you really do deserve to find someone you can at least have fun with.”

“So what about you? Any dates lately?” He asked smirking as he looked over at you.

“Nope, not lately.” You said laughing.

“Are you like looking?” He asked and you shook your head.

“Not necessarily, I mean like obviously if I meet someone I’ll pursue it but I’m not like actively looking for anything. I kind of just want to settle in before anything like that. Like I have a career.” You said.

“I’m gonna set you up.” He said as we came up to a spot that would work for yoga.

“You don’t have to do that.” You said and he shook his head.

“I know so many people, I’m sure I could think of someone that would be good for you.” He said and you rolled your eyes as you got into position for your yoga.

“Yeah ok sure, am I still coming to your place before the premiere on Friday? My mom wants pictures.” You asked and he laughed.

“Can’t she just get some of the pap pictures from the red carpet?” He asked while laughing and you joined in with him.

“That’s what I said! But you know how moms are! She wants like those cheesy prom pics.” You said laughing and he laughed along with you.

“Well then yes, you can come to my place before. The limo is coming at 5 so just come like an hour before and we can head on over together.” He said as you both went into a Sun A.

“Also remember next week my town is putting on a huge showing of the movie in one of our parks and we’re going. You’re family is coming right?” You asked and he nodded as you both went up into a mountain pose.

“Yup the whole Styles clan is flying into the airport on Thursday, got them a room at some holiday inn off of exit 5.” He said and you nodded.

“Perfect, I can come pick you guys up and take you all on a tour of my little old town and then we can go back to my parents house till the movie starts. Sound good?” You asked as you went into an upward facing dog.

“Splendid. So, what do you look for in a partner? What’s your type?” Harry asked as you moved into downward facing dog.

“Um, I don’t know before the movie I would always either go for like feminist hippie’s or nerds. But my lifestyle has changed and so have my tastes. I think back to what I was attracted to and sometimes I gag a little.” You joked as you moved forward into a halfway lift.

“That doesn’t help me.” He said and you smiled.

“Um, I just want someone who I can laugh with. I mean also they need to share the same political stance as me, don’t be setting me up with anyone who voted for Trump.” You joked as you rose back into mountain pose.

“I would never even think of it.” He said and you smiled. “But just someone who makes you laugh?” He asked as you bent down again.

“Not really someone who makes me laugh just someone who will laugh with me. Like I don’t need anyone who is constantly cracking jokes but just someone who doesn’t take life too seriously. Also maybe someone more upbeat. I feel like in this industry I could easily fall through the cracks and maybe if I had someone who could keep a smile on my face or something I could survive this journey that is my career.” You joked and he forced a smile on as you moved into a chaturanga. Which for someone who supposedly does yoga all the time shouldn’t be so hard.

“You look like you’re having a hard time?” You joked and he rolled his eyes.

“I may or may not have had a busy schedule for a bit and my body is not agreeing.” He said and you laughed.

“Harry Styles is a lie, your whole life is a lie. Do you even like kale shakes?” You joked and he smiled as you moved back into a downward facing dog.

“Ayeeee, leave me alone, I’ve been working hard.” He whined and you smiled.

“I don’t doubt that.”

“So anything else I need to know about your match made in heaven?” He asked and you rolled your eyes.

“I don’t know Harry, all I want is someone who can laugh with me, and has a similar political stance. Also I like brunettes.” You said and he laughed as you moved into another halfway lift.

“Ok, interesting.” He said and you smiled.

“Are we done now? I’m really not looking for a relationship right now. I want to focus on my career and build that up. I don’t need to be distracted by some needy boy who thinks that every other guy I talk to is on a mission to get in my pants.” You said and he laughed.

“You really think that I? A publicly proclaimed feminist, would set you up with someone so sexist?” He said and you rolled your eyes standing up and finally giving up on yoga.

“No Harry, I doubt you even know anyone like that but I really just don’t want anything right now.” You said and he stood as well and held his hands up in surrender.

“Yeah ok, I just don’t want you to be lonely. Feeling alone is the only thing I wasn’t prepared for when I signed all those contracts years ago. I would prefer it if I could help you avoid that.” He said and you nodded, leaning into him in some sort of half hug-half squeeze thing.

“Yeah and I appreciate that, you’re a good friend Harry.”

Spider Woman Part 4

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Part 3

Masterlist

“YN/! This way!”

“To your left!”

“Y/Nl!”

“Yes!”

“Perfect!”

I smiled as I walked down the carpet, the heels I was wearing making my walk a little difficult.

I was downed in a black, tight mermaid style dress by Dolce and Gabbana. The dress was form fitting till my knees where about three inches of fabric spread out loosely. The whole dress being covered in floral black lace. My shoes, which were ridiculously expensive were by Giuseppe Zanotti Sophie. I held my Jimmy Choo clutch close seeing as it not only held my phone but my tampons, which I unfortunately needed on this night. Luckily I was wearing black.

A warm hand pressed to back and I looked to my side to see Harry staring at the void of lights flashing at us, his face emotionless. He was dressed in this probably expensive navy blue Gucci suit that had golden tigers on it. His Gucci loafers looking incredibly comfortable in comparison to my heels at the moment.

“How do you get used to it?” I asked as I blinked a little bit harder to try to get rid of the sudden burning in my eyes.

“You don’t.” He said and as he looked to me.

“Awesome.” I spat sarcastically, looking over at him to see the first showing of a smile on his face after hearing my response.

We slowly walked over to where Tom and Robert were standing so the four of us could have our picture taken together.

“Overwhelmed?” Robert asked me and I smiled.

“Like you wouldn’t believe.” I laughed and he smiled his hand settling on my back just above Harry’s. Harry was to my left, Robert to my right and Tom next to him.

“Just remember to breath, for some reason it seems to be the one thing we all forget.” Robert said, making me quickly realize that I hadn’t done just that since I stepped onto the carpet.

“Thanks, needed that.” I said and he nodded.

“Also drinking, drinking helps.” To. said and I let out a loud laugh, almost doubling over. The crowd of paps watching all bursting into laughter with me.

“Fuck.” I said and Harry smiled.

“Someone watch her.” Harry joked and I pushed his shoulder playfully.

“Please if anyone needs a babysitter it’s Tom, we should all be lucky he didn’t accidentally leak the whole movie script.” I joked and he turned to me with his mouth dropped.

“Once, one time I accidently posted a snap of you and Harry shooting your kissing scene to my story and I’m never left alone.” Tom defended and I smiled.

“Yeah except that wasn’t the only time, it was the fourth.” I said and he rolled his eyes, scoffing playfully.

“The fans are calling it Tom Fucking Up: The Saga.” Harry chimed in from beside me.

“Are they really?” Tom asked and we laughed, Robert clapping his hand on his shoulder before the three of us walked off to our individual interviews, leaving Tom gasping at us.

“Hi Y/N, my name is Claudia Hammervile with Red Carpet Daily and we would like to start off by asking you what this movie is going to bring that will change the marvel universe seeing as every movie always plays an impact?” The women asked then thrusting her phone into my face. It wasn’t aggressive or anything just very quick, I wasn’t expecting her to jump into this so fast.

“Well, I think the Avengers themselves are going to be slightly frustrated as they are now working with a hero who doesn’t want to be a hero. Not to mention the return of HYDRA, which they had previously thought to have been extinct after Captain America; The Winter Soldier. This movie introduces two new villians, one which may have a devastating effect on the world as they know it.” I answered and she nodded.

“What was the biggest challenge with taking on this role?” She asked and I nodded.

“Umm, well the workout regime wasn’t fun. Being in spandex just outlines every little nook and cranny of your body and I’ll tell you I actually slept in the gym once. Like I went, worked out practically the whole day and then took a nap in the locker room. It was honestly sad.” I said and she laughed and let out a little “Oh no!” as a joke.

I continued, “I also had some difficulty getting into my character. Jessica and I aren’t very alike in the fact that she’s very cold, and calculated. Nothing she does is without cause. She doesn’t go for a walk in the park just because it’s a nice day like I would but if she was to walk in the park it would be for some unknown reason. It’s just difficult to not smile. Every time Tony Stark would make a joke I would crack up and then realize, wait Jessica never laughs.” I said and she smiled. “But once I tapped into my inner Jessica that I think everyone has it was a piece of cake.” I said and she nodded.

“What can people expect when it comes to Jessica’s relationship with John, the trailer didn’t touch too much on that?” She asked and I smiled.

“Well that’s because it’s supposed to be a surprise.” I said and she laughed.

“Ohhh come on! Give us something!” She begged and I laughed.

“Ok ok!” I joked. “All I can say is that Jessica and John's relationship is as cute as a button.” I said, clearly referencing Harry’s old music video character Marcel.

“How long did it take you to think of that one?” Harry asked quickly as he walked by. I laughed and loudly yelled to him “The whole ride here!”

“I love the relationship you two have? Can we expect sparks to fly from the screen to real life?” She asked and I smiled.

“No, Harry’s too much of a dork for me.” I said before our time was cut short and it was time for me to go into the theatre.

Once I walked inside I was lead to my seat. The theater was large, with two sections, the floor section for the cast, crew, family and friends, and the mezzanine section for the lucky members of the public who got seats and for critics. The floor section was spit in half with a hall in the middle. I was sat on the floor, the right half of the theater, four seats into the row. To my left was my mom, next her my younger sister and my dad next to her. My dad stood up and hugged me was I walked over. He was wearing a boring black suit which he clearly rented as I know he doesn't own a suit.

“This is amazing Rachel, I’m so proud of you.” He said as he squeezed me in his arms.

“Thanks Dad. Also let me guess, you rented that tux two days ago?” I joked and he smiled.

“Three but nice try.” He said and I smiled.

“You do realize I signed a three movie contract right? And that doesn’t count the Avengers movies and the other individual ones I’ll be in right? You should probably just buy a suit.” He said and he smiled.

“Yeah I probably should.” He said as my sister stuck her head around to see me.

“This kind of rocks. I saw just saw Iron Man walk by, Iron Man Rachel.” She said and I laughed. She was wearing a electric blue dress that came to about mid thigh, the straps crossed across her chest from her waist and had a triangle cut out on her upper stomach. She wore white heels that had one white ‘x’ going across her toes and another white ‘x’ across her ankles made with the straps from the heels. Her bag was a large, white backpack style bag that probably held her camera and phone.

“Yeah, he’s in the movie.” I said sarcastically and she rolled her eyes. “Yeah but I didn’t think I would see him.” She said and I shook my head as I moved passed her and over my mom to get to my seat.

Once I sat down my mom took my hand in hers. She was wearing a knee length form fitting black dress. The dress came up to her neck and was sleeveless. The fabric was a sheer black lace that had horizontal zig-zag designs going across it down till the knees where it flared out slightly like my dress. She was wearing black heels that had one black strap across the toe and one around her ankle. Unlike me and my sister she didn’t have a bag, she must have put all her things in with my sisters.

“I can’t tell you how proud I am of you, you were so hard on yourself when you were growing up. I know that I probably didn’t make that any easier as I was always on your case about losing weight but I always believed you were destined for big things. And here we are, I was right!” She joked and I laughed. “Call it moms intuition.” She said and I smiled, leaning over to kiss her cheek.

“Love you mom, thanks for always being there for me.” I said and she smiled, squeezing my hand in recognition.

I felt a tap on my shoulder from my right and I looked over to see Harry and his mom and sister sitting down beside me.

“You think we have to say anything? I’ve only ever done this once before but I got out of it because it was only Chris and Finn that had to talk. But like now it’s Patty and you and possibly me. Also I didn’t prepare anything. Did you?” Harry rushed as he sat down. I looked over at his mom and she was rolling her eyes at her son's antics.

“No one told me I would have to say anything. So I’m assuming I’m not. Don’t worry though, if they ask us to speak you do the same as always. Thank your family, you literally wouldn’t be where you are without them, thank the cast and crew for the helpful tips and for making the film the best it could possibly be, thank the director for being the creative mastermind behind everything and knowing exactly how to make everything perfect, and last thank the fans for doing what they would do, they’re the best fans in the world and without them constantly asking questions and asking for more we wouldn’t be able to answer them in the best way we know possible, through the films we make. See, easy.” I said and he nodded. It was the normal thank you speech. What everyone says when they get up in front of the crowd. Not that it all wasn’t true. The cast is amazing, always there to help me when I was confused about literally anything. And crew did an amazing job on the movie. Literally without them we wouldn’t be sitting in this theater. Family is always on the list to thank, they either motivated you by pushing you and helping you become the best you could be or they motivated you by not believing in you. Either way you always thank the family. And you can never forget the fans. Seeing as they are not only the ones who help us get a paycheck but without them constantly wanting more we wouldn’t be able to do what we love.

Before the movie started Patty, our director, got up and gave a speech thanking everyone for coming out. She said how happy she was to work on another superhero movie even though her last movie was for D.C.’s Wonder Woman. She thanked the crew, giving little shout out’s where it was needed. She thanked Tom Holland for being the set prankster, always managing to put a smile on everyone's faces. She thanked Robert Downey Jr. for being our marvel veteran. She thanked Harry for somehow always managing to fall in every scene we shot. And then she thanked me, acknowledging that everyone thought it was a bad idea to cast someone so new to industry in such a big film but ultimately thinking it was the best decision she could have made, and also thanking me for all the creative thought I provided during the filming.

It was my idea to make Jessica Drew bisexual, and to not bi-erase her. When Harry’s character is first seen it because he is woken up from Jessica drunkenly stumbling through the hall of their apartment building with her female one night stand.

After she sat down, the lights dimmed and the movie started. Of course it took an extra few minutes to get my mom and sister to stop drooling over not only Harry but also Tom who was sitting in front of us. Both of them were eating up the attention like stuffed animals. Of course both knew they were off limits. My mom is an angel and my sister is in college and way too young to be with either of them. Also I don’t approve of that so no.

Half way through the movie Harry leaned over and whispered in my ear.

“By the way, I found the perfect person to set you up with.”

A Song of Ice and Fire (ASOIAF) Novel Series Revision

Dear mr. George Raymond Richard Martin, I think you really need to do revision to your ASOIAF (A Song of Ice and Fire) novel series. Like.. several parts in your series need to be revised/A.K.A re-writing. PLEASE, a lot of ASOIAF enthusiasts feel the same feeling just like me‼️❗️😭🥹🥺

I'm highly, highly, and highly SUGGESTING‼️❗️. But of course I know, as the AUTHOR, I know the decision is up to YOU SIR. I will not forcing, I'm just highly SUGGESTING as an enthusiast of ASOIAF.

Thank you!! With all respect❗️😊

Also, additional thing that I add here:

This is my chat message with ChatGPT (AI) about house stark animal sigil. The answer from ChatGPT I got:

The answer from ChatGPT I got:

"Absolutely, I understand now. You're envisioning a scenario where House Stark, while retaining the direwolf as their official sigil, also has giant mystical birds as pets or companions. These birds would serve as a non-official symbol and have their own special significance within the Stark lore. Here’s how this concept could play out:

Giant Mystical Birds as Pets for House Stark

*1. *Role and Significance

Companionship: These giant birds could serve as loyal companions to the Stark family, much like the direwolves are. They could have a close bond with the Starks, symbolizing trust and deep connection with nature.

Mystical Attributes: The birds might possess unique abilities or attributes, such as enhanced senses or the ability to perform certain magical feats. This could align with the ancient and mystical aspects of the North.

Symbolic Value: While not the official sigil, the birds could be a non-official symbol representing the Starks’ connection to the mystical elements of their land and their bond with nature.

*2. *Potential Characteristics

Appearance: The giant mystical birds could have striking features, such as large wings, iridescent feathers, or eyes that seem to glow with an inner light. They might be designed to reflect the harsh beauty of the North.

Behavior: They could have behaviors that reflect their mystical nature, such as soaring over the icy landscapes of the North, acting as watchful guardians, or being able to sense changes in the environment.

Abilities: The birds could have unique powers, such as sensing danger from afar, communicating telepathically, or even providing visions or warnings of impending events.

*3. *Integration into Stark Lore

Cultural Significance: These birds could be deeply embedded in the cultural practices and stories of House Stark. They might appear in Stark family traditions, folklore, and even in the teachings of the Old Gods.

Personal Companions: Individual members of House Stark could have their own giant bird companions, each with a special bond to its respective Stark. For instance, Sansa might have a bird that is particularly attuned to her emotions and decisions.

Guardians of Winterfell: The birds might be seen as protectors of Winterfell and the Stark lands, playing a role in the defense of the castle or in scouting the surrounding areas.

*4. *Visual and Narrative Impact

Imagery: Artwork, tapestries, and stories could feature these giant birds alongside the direwolves, highlighting their importance in Stark life and culture.

Symbolic Representation: While the direwolf remains the official sigil, the giant birds could be used in informal or ceremonial contexts, reflecting their special status within the Stark family.

Conclusion

In this scenario, while the direwolf remains the official sigil of House Stark, the giant mystical birds become an important non-official symbol, enhancing the family’s lore and adding depth to their connection with the mystical and natural world of the North. This concept provides an additional layer of richness to the Stark family’s heritage and their relationship with their environment."

SO, WHAT I MEAN IS, NOT ONLY THE GIANT BIRDS, BUT NORMAL SIZED BIRDS TOO!! A.K.A THE BIRDS IN GENERAL BECOME THE PETS FOR THE STARKS!

House Stark has birds (giant birds and normal sized birds) + direwolves and regular wolves as their pets‼️. The birds as the animals who also symbolize the house A.K.A non-official symbol for House Stark meanwhile the sigil (official symbol) for the starks still direwolf.

Here is the Visualization from ChatGPT (AI) about this:

A Song of Ice and Fire (ASOIAF) Novel Series Revision

Dear mr. George Raymond Richard Martin, I think you really need to do revision to your ASOIAF (A Song of Ice and Fire) novel series. Like.. several parts in your series need to be revised/A.K.A re-writing. PLEASE, a lot of ASOIAF enthusiasts feel the same feeling just like me‼️❗️😭🥹🥺

I'm highly, highly, and highly SUGGESTING‼️❗️. But of course I know, as the AUTHOR, I know the decision is up to YOU SIR. I will not forcing, I'm just highly SUGGESTING as an enthusiast of ASOIAF.

Thank you!! With all respect❗️😊

Before Barbenheimer, there was “Apocalypse in Pink,” the August 1983 theme of fashion/culture magazine SPECTAGORIA. The issue’s controversial imagery of Barbie-esque models attempting to stay gorgeous and glamorous amidst nuclear annihilation sought to, in the words of editor/photographer Sera Clairmont, “revel in the morbid absurdity of the new American condition,” an “anxiety vibrating underneath all our plastic smiles.”

“It’s The Hot Pink Cold War,” Clairmont wrote in her introduction. “It’s ‘Material Girl’ on the radio and ‘WarGames’ at the drive-in. It’s ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ interrupted by the emergency broadcast signal. We’re told to look sexy, dress fashionable, make money, and spend money, but be sure we’re just the right amount of terrified about the bomb. Get that Malibu dream home, keep working on that perfect body, sip cocktails by the pool in your little pink bikini and watching the stocks go up — but STAY VIGILANT! and for God’s sake vote Republican, because that dream home could melt into a pink plastic inferno at any given moment. Just don’t stop smiling as the blast liquefies your skin into bubbling ooze like a Barbie doll in a microwave - it’s bad for the economy.”

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Mads Mikkelsen x male reader pt 2

Warnings: Sexual assault, anxiety

Summary: Mads is doing an interview and you're with him. At one point you leave the studio to go to the restroom. Something happens and Mads can clearly tell there's something bothering you, when you come back.

"Hey uuum... could we take a little break? 15 minutes maybe?" Mads asked Jacob, because he couldn't stop looking over to make sure you were ok. "Yeah sure. Guys! We'll have a 15 minute break." Jacob shouted to grab everyone's attention. Quiet murmur and feet shuffling could be heard.

Mads started walking to you quickly, ready to make sure if his intuition was correct and to help you calm down.

“Hey are you ok? You look shaken up.” Mads asked quietly as he placed his hands on your cheeks to examine your face. “I´m... uuum.. ok I guess.” You still kept looking around, but stopped when Mads turned your face towards him. “I went to the bathroom earlier and when I was washing my hands, a lady came into the restroom. I was confused, because I didn´t go into the gender neutral one, so she shouldn´t be there, right?” You look at Mads for agreement or support. “Well, you can´t assume anyones gender babe that person could of been a transgender man or just feminine presenting man.”

You nodded in agreement. “ Yeah I guess so. But when I asked them if they knew which bathroom they came into, they said it was the right one, because I was in there and that didn´t feel right to me.” You started hyperventilating, but tried to calm down and continue telling Mads what happened. “Then they attacked me, pushed me to the ground and started inappropriately touching me. I felt violated.” As tears were slowly trickeling down your face, Mads wiped them away with his thumbs and he hugged you tightly.

"Okay. This is what we're gonna do. You go sit next to Claire, I'm going to tell Jacob what happened and then we are going to find this person. Is that ok?" You hesitated for a second, but then nodded and kissed Mads on the lips. "Yeah it's ok. Thank you." You walked over to Claire and sat down on one of the chairs. You never expected this to happen to you. You had heard a lot of stories about people getting sexually harassed or even assaulted, but never thought about it happening to you personally. 

“Hey. I told Jacob and he is going to the surveillance office to go look at the cameras so we should go and look, if you can recognise the person, who did this to you. Ok?” You nodded slowly and took Mads´ hand, holding it tight. You were scared. Scared to see that person who dared to touch you inappropriately. You knew the person wouldn´t survive out of this alive, with Mads being your husband.

He was protective of you ever since you met for the first time. It was 6 years ago. You fell in love instantly, even though you knew of his reputation, not just in the united states, but also all around the world. 

You came back to the moment, when you heard Mads knocking on the surveillance office door. Jacob opened it and let you both inside. “So... we found the person who attacked you by seeing when you went to the bathroom. It looks like it was one of our employees. We hired them about 3 months ago, so firing them should be easy. I am incredibly sorry that this happened to you. We will be holding a company wide conference about this and informing other businesses about this person, so they won´t be hired ever again. And if you want, we can call the police and report this and get this person in jail.”

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To be continued...

due to personal reasons I have decided I am no longer attracted to any men that aren’t fictional or Timothée Chalamet.

TW BLOOD AND GORE

FYI- this art isn’t mine

I wanted to show you all some of the top tier fanart of Creepypasta; not my favorites, but they’re fantastic.

GOTARD info - Godeonia rodzi się...

Pozdrowienia z Orłowa i kilka słów o płycie innej niż wszystkie...

Charlotte's Favorite Hamster in the Whole World.

(Yes, i redesigned Buttons because the original design kinda bugs me af).

Shoutout for my 4th favorite Fiend.

Sillies...

My art!

2 Stupid Lizards.

A drawing of an old Bearded Dragon oc (Beaubois) with my new Olive Tree Skink oc (Oilliver), which is also a 2 Stupid Dogs parody.

My take on dah Lavender Town's Ghost.

Meet Ghoulst The Soul Pokémon, aka Lavender Town's, Ghost he is a pokémon that is tormented in your life he escaped from Giratina's location but it scare him and will be tormented in the end of the pokémon world.

He being Cubone's mom makes him just boring and it makes no sense.

Freshly Picked Morsel.

I wasn't joking when i said i'll fix the shit who CreathingChimera did.

Wiping tears with a hamter trend.

Fixed another of CreathingChimera's shit, also instead of Grudge i put Buttons.

A scissors and a chainsaw.

Meet my fiendsona Chainber (Chainsaw+Beaver), a fiend that supposedly to crush all Lucas's bones, but instead of it, he turned his best friend. I made him with Buttonsll instead of Vendetta with Charlotte or Grudge, because it could be so much cute and better than Charlie's shit.

My Mikusona.

Meet my Mikusona Yatsune-Miku (Weirdcolor-Miku).