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shoutout to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
how it really goes
dentist: *stabs my gums*
dentist: oh would you look at that you're not flossing enough
new study shows the true cause of mental illness
after hours upon hours of extensive research, i have discovered and concluded that the source of my mental issues is my brain
i have lost all motivation to exist an i will permanently delete my software in precisely 48 hours
i made a meme pls show me love
the ultimate power move:
bring a shampoo bottle full of yogurt to the airport in your carry on. when the tsa agent tells you to throw it away, make direct eye contact with them as you uncap the bottle and chug the entire thing.
you will terrify them into submission
you are now manually breathing and blinking
concept:
a millennial figures out they somehow have superhuman abilities but decides to NOT go around and save people because hell man they're on a full-ride scholarship for college and they need to pass or else they sure as hell can't pay for tuition
doctor doom can fucking wait cuz this bitch has gotta finish a 10 page essay in 12 hours and they're only typed out the title
say ayo if pt. 1
you used to think cinnamon was super sweet as a kid because of snickerdoodle cookies but instead got betrayed when you chucked a tablespoon of cinnamon into the back of your throat and proceeded to cough for two minutes straight while your family looked on in resignation
haha, confront my emotional baggage?
what do i look like, a concierge?
i may be short but that doesn't mean you're not about to experience the wrath of a god
say ayo if pt.2
say ayo is you have an innate fear of the basement, not because there's actually anything scary down there, just because it seems pretty spooky
"cows"
everyone looks out the window silently
a note to all the adults in my life:
saying "procrastination will get you nowhere" isn't gonna make me stop procrastinating
stuck between kinda wanting to go vegetarian because when i think about it too hard those animals rly did die tragically but on the other hand i would kill someone for a chipotle bowl right now
"for the aesthetic," the french sob as they shove seven vowels into a word and only pronounce two of them.
just before i die, i'm gonna swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting
just stubbed my toe real fucking bad so i'm gonna rip my leg off hope it doesn't take to long to grow back