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Ladies and gentlemen the next musical act is ME *starts screeching*

Gen Z in three panels or less

dog teeth #291

OMG, me with kids in my class

*kids muttering*

*kid suddenly jumps up, walks away, and then turns dramatically*

“HOW THE F U C K DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO KURT COBAIN IS?!?!”

We played kahoot in some of our lessons today and here are some of the names:

Hugh Jass

Barrymcockiner

Phil Mcrack

The Tsars

ih8artschool

Mo Lester

JFK

The CIA killed JFK

Jenna Tolls

Franz Ferdinand

Stalin

OUR money

Caecilius

Quintus

Modestus🤡

Mike oxlong

Lee Harvey Oswa

BJ vs JC

Break a leg

[to the tune of Final Countdown]

it's a mental breakdown

*off key kazoo*

shit that goes through my head pt.7

truth or dare more like perform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

a note to all the adults in my life:

saying "procrastination will get you nowhere" isn't gonna make me stop procrastinating

growing up? more like steadily figuring out how shit the world is and how powerless you are to change it, amirite?

if you pay me $50 i'll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret

oh I see how it is! when you give away money it's called "kind" and "charitable" but when I give away money it's called a "bribe" and "illegal"

periods suck, both school and well uterus.

Ig you can say they are both a waste of period of time

Laughs in unfunny

me oblivious but currently vibing cause billionaires are losing money.

We’re studying the Council of Trent in school and @wellhellotheremydude and I were thinking about a council of frat guys all named Trent and they just make decisions for every frat house and then Brian comes along and is like ‘fuck this Trentocracy in make a Council of Not-Trent’ then they just argue between the frat houses