HIMBOS - Tumblr Posts
do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable
Bill cipher knows the word himbo, SOUND THE ALARM 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
BILL CIPHER knows about the best thing in the world HIMBOS
I’m so tired of LGBTQ+ discourse
What about morosexual and sapiosexual discourse? What about you folks who are both?
I wanna know what kind of morons/geniuses are the most attractive and why. Tell me your top ten from both categories. Do you prefer Kronk or Fred Jones? Bimbos, Herbos, Thembos, or Himbos? Spock or Moss? Geeks, nerds, academic all stars, or Einsteins? Tell me all your niches!!
honestly kinda fucked up how u guys think a guy has 2 b beefy and strong 2 b a himbo and if he's not beefy he doesn't exist 2 u, like its only 4 himbos also, i havent seen any1 say that u need 2 b a specific body type 2 b a thembo or herbo but as soon as it's some1 who uses he/him he only matters 2 b conventionally attractive 2 straight women like wtf, it's honestly just weirdly sexist and ableist,,,, like the whole point of himbos and the overall reclamation of being a kind dumbass in general is 2 make it so its not like how the old idea of it was when the word bimbo was used as an insult which is like the idea that "oh well she's dumb but at least she makes up 4 it by being conventionally attractive 2 straight men" it's literally just the same thing but u guys r acting like its ok 4 some reason bc instead of it being abt ppl who use she/her pronouns its abt ppl who use he/him pronouns but its not ok and especially w/ how some ppl talk abt it it just kinda furthers this idea that some ppl hav that men r all either women's oppressors or eye candy 4 straight women, also the way some of u straight women talk abt wanting a himbo boyfriend and y u want a himbo boyfriend,,,, i rly hope u never hav a boyfriend who has an intellectual disability bc it sounds like u just want 2 control men who have intellectual disabilities and it's rly weird and ableist and exploitative,,,, like ur literally talking abt wanting a guy w/ an intellectual disability who's also a beefcake that u can control and manipulate into doing whatever u want him 2 and it's honestly legit fucking scary, men should b able 2 hav intellectual disabilities or just b dumb w/out feeling like they owe straight women or any1 conventional attractiveness and w/out having 2 worry that some1 is gonna take advantage of them not being smart, dumbass men should get 2 call themselves himbos if they want w/out having an identity crisis abt it, w/out being sexualised and objectified and w/out having 2 worry that doing so is gonna put them at risk
--sincerely, a dumbass transfag who has a dissociative disorder, psychosis and is unsure if the fact that those things effect my ability to think counts as an intellectual disability or if that would be me using that term wrong, also if you're upset about me, a trans gay guy, calling myself a transfag then my blog probably isn't for you
Small Town Grocery Store Stories: LGBTQ+ friendly edition
Me: minding my own damn business in the grocery store
One of my students and a few of his teammates enter the dairy aisle.
My student is holding hands with one of his teammates.
My student: Oh hey, Professor X!
Me, who has both my student and his girlfriend in my class: …Hello
My student, looking at his hand-holding partner: Oh! Don’t worry. My girlfriend knows. Not that I’m cheating! I’m not cheating. I’m not gay.
Hand Holding boy: Not that being gay is a bad thing! It’s a good thing!
My student: Right! But no, listen. We aren’t together, we just hold hands in public sometimes.
Hand Holding Boy: Especially on Friday nights. And weekends. And at away games.
My student: Because sometimes people will say shit and then we can punch them! And if the fight started because someone was being homophobic, coach won’t get mad at us.
Hand Holding Boy: Always nice to punch a homophobe. And [gesturing to another boy in the group] maybe they’ll think twice about saying something to [other boy’s name] if he ever gets a boyfriend and wants to hold his hand for real. The Gay One, resigned but smiling: I’ve decided it’s sweet and not really fucking weird.
my guy friends found out i use a menstrual cup during periods and these are my favourite reactions from them so far:
wait so... wait- you-you put it in your ass?????
is this like a tampon but plastic because shanti cmon global warming ke baare me socho
*holding head in hands* w h a t t h e f u c k
*seeing a pic of it on google* ok so the cup goes in and you leave a little bit out so you can pull it out... wait... what do you mean pura andar jaata hai bc bahar kaise nikalti ho
oh so its like a plug or what
does it like. tickle or sumn. matlab. ajeeb nahi lagta???
*getting up and shaking his head* yeh ladkiyan kaise handle kar leti hai yaar yeh sab mai toh atmhatya kar leta
(my personal favourite) can't you just unsubscribe from periods or sumn yeh kitna jhamela hai yaar
Du Ponceau: oh mah GAWD I look so pwetty rn!!
Von Steuben: YEAH YOU DO. YEAH YOU DO.
Du Ponceau: :o I should go kiss the first girl I see because I just look that pwetty1!1!1!1
Von Steuben: I- I mean- I- okay man.. That's- okay man, calm down...
Lee: You look like someone who knows the zodiac signs
Von Steuben: Yeah, and you look like a fuckin Aquarius.
Lee: ?!?!?!?!?!?
Random: Is there a woman waiting for you back at home?
Von Steuben: HAH! Bold of you to assume I have a home in the first place.
welp
i guess its time for me to crawl out my crypt and write vore again.
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