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I wasn’t made to function perfectly in this society, I was made to watch movies & softly kiss my plushies on the forehead
I like you *writes devastating fanfiction about your favourite characters in your messages unprompted*
The 3 C’s of university life:
Coding homework
Crying
Cowboy Bebop
I don't know how to process my emotions.
I think I have to become a serial killer.
the eternal problem. i want long hair.
but also
short hair
Is this just me?
do you ever get a random pain somewhere in your body an think its cancer or something bc that's happened to me :\ an then you realized its just random pain for no reason .I'm going to talk to my mum about my chest pain when she gets home from work
@sarathrwizard @mabelstarlypinesworld @mikey-rottmnt @bella234567890 @averagetmntfan
Tell me if this is normal or if I need to go to the hospital 😅😥
i want to bathe with you. there's something raw and real that spills out of my every pore when i take baths and i want to have you bare witness. here, let me wash your hair. i always feel loved when you let me play with your hair. let the foamy water submerge us. maybe this is baptismal, the way my love for everything around me swims into the water and eats us whole. i want to have a home with you where i bake foods ive never made before. and we are always happy. the bed is big enough for both of us and our parents can't try and get in. a place where we always just throw our shoes off at the door and end up losing them. a place where my yellow gloves ive started wearing when i do the dishes are hung to dry in the window. a place where there's a tub that's big enough for both of us. in that tub, i want to bathe with you.
I just want him to cry in my arms tbh
when you remember an interaction you had hours after the event like ohhh so that’s what that meant :/ yeah no wonder they looked at me like that :| I see. okay.
Gotta love how growing up w an almond-mom makes coffee with semi-skimmed milk and genuine sugar feel like the height of luxury
I’m also clinically insane but that’s a different matter
Guess who's been on a shit writers block lately/ Guess who's been a shit writer lately
Santa is a marketing ploy
Do you guys ever think about how santa is a big marketing ploy, and how everything we know about him is from a marketing team, like we know he travels on a sleigh lead by reindeer because of a song. Because I do... a lot
or my personal favorite: clinically repulsed by the idea of using the words ‘underwear’ or ‘panties’ in fantasy i can only tolerate ✨smallclothes✨
asoiaf has ruined me for all other medieval fantasy because now ever world seems underdeveloped and unrealistic in comparison
Does anyone else get extreme uncomfortable with certain textures like there's this pillow at my grandpa's house and it just feels wrong y'know
Okay, so I'm not the only one that, when trying to write Merlins name, adds a g at the end of his name, right?
Because theres many words that end in ing and its just habbit by this point and its when im typing fast and then suddenly...
Merlin becomes Merling
Like a Merfolk thing? Maybe? Idk...does anyone else do this??
Is it bad that when I look at sandals, I rate them by how bad I think they would hurt if they were thrown at me?
Me, making a necklace:
My hands: welp, now's a great time to shake
This is the necklace btw
Me, making a necklace:
My hands: welp, now's a great time to shake
yall im pretty sure someone just human brake checked me in the hallway
i looked down at my phone for one second and the next thing i know someone’s throwing themselves in front of me and psych-ing out of the way at the last second
yall i swear i saw my whole life flash before my eyes and i just looked up and kept walking
like i was genuinely scared and i just tried to play it off afterwards and laugh but my eyes were like WIDE open after that
currently in ARTIST MODE!! (im tired, i got off school early, i have ramen and 3 concerts in the next week, dance the night has been hanting me, and im 5 seconds away from snapping)