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Another example of why I love my mom…

So I was working on a test with my mom, who is great with nutrition and apparently drug studies as we’ve found. Eventually, we get to a question and my brain shut off completely for a good minute and a half. To quote her,

“What are anabolic steroids made from- Bull testicles.”

And the only thing I could reply with, after feeling all of my brain cells die within me for a moment, was “I really hope you’re not right.”

And guess what?

SHE. WAS. GODDAMN. RIGHT. ABOUT. IT.

Steroids are made from testicles apparently, being derived from testosterone found in- as my mom puts it- “the testies.”

So hey how are you guys doing?

Adding “Fucky Wucky Murderboard” to my list of things to call my brain. Thanks mom :>

I'm sick as hell (my own fault, I spent the weekend under the rain) but once I'm lucid and coherent enough I'm gonna put my favourite characters in Situations. Because if I have to suffer, so do they.

But.

Light in the middle of the fever, I texted my mom asking her to pick me up from school (as a joke) and she literally said, and I quote: "I'll be there in two hours, time to get off work and come to you."

I haven't lived with my parents for two years.

And she was totally serious! She was willing to drive over three hours round trip on a weekday evening to bring me home. I love my mom so much.

Advice from my mom part 1-

"Don't be a drag, be a queen(king/royalty)"

-My mom last night

This post reminded me of these gingerbreads my mom baked two years ago

My mom is a rockstar. Yesterday she texted me to ask how to make sushi. She said that she's planning a surprise dinner for father for their 33rd marriage anniversary and since it's their annual tradition and she always tries to cook something new, she decided to surprise him with sushi this year. I told her about the best ingredients that I like in my sushi and she said that she actually grows Japanese daikon in her garden so she will marinade it to make authentic sushi. Since I sent her matcha as a gift I proposed that it would be cool if she makes full japanese style dinner with some Japanese soup and dessert. She got very excited and asked me to give her ramen and kasuteru cake recipes. When I gave her my ramen recipe and translated an authentic recipe for ramen noodles (my mom makes her own pasta so i figured she'll manage to cook the ramen noodles from scratch), she replied saying "Thank you, Sensei". I swear to god if such exits, I love my family so much.

Very important update!

SHE DID IT!!! SHE MADE 'EM!!! THEIR JAPANESE STYLE ANNIVERSARY IS AMAZING!! JUST LOOK AT THAT

She took day off to cook this ramen (with marinated eggs and other cool toppings), roll those amazing sushi, fry the tempura and bake the kasuteru cake😩 you should have seen my father's face on the photo, he even texted to personally thank me for providing my mom with all these recipes

My father is literally the luckiest man on this planet!! He made the right decision 33 years ago

And dessert - kasuteru/castella cake with matcha!

So soft🥹

Humble reminder that my mom lives in Eastern Europe, so for her it was a life-changing experience, it's her first acquaintance with Japanese culture/cuisine EVER and she did so great, I can't overstress how proud i am of her

My mom is a rockstar. Yesterday she texted me to ask how to make sushi. She said that she's planning a surprise dinner for father for their 33rd marriage anniversary and since it's their annual tradition and she always tries to cook something new, she decided to surprise him with sushi this year. I told her about the best ingredients that I like in my sushi and she said that she actually grows Japanese daikon in her garden so she will marinade it to make authentic sushi. Since I sent her matcha as a gift I proposed that it would be cool if she makes full japanese style dinner with some Japanese soup and dessert. She got very excited and asked me to give her ramen and kasuteru cake recipes. When I gave her my ramen recipe and translated an authentic recipe for ramen noodles (my mom makes her own pasta so i figured she'll manage to cook the ramen noodles from scratch), she replied saying "Thank you, Sensei". I swear to god if such exits, I love my family so much.

"Don't be ashamed of your scars"

- my mom 🤍

My mom is an amazing cook I hope some day I can cook like her

This piece is dedicated to my Mom, who has been battling breast cancer for months and won the war. She’s the strongest woman I know and I hope I grow to be even half as badass as she is. Love you Mom 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

The factual fact-talker

Fran fact 3: She probably likes to listen to the rock band Genesis.

This theory is validated by the fact that I, the #2 Fran enjoyer, said so.

Her favorite song, apart from Supper’s Ready (nothing beats that song) is probably The Battle of Epping Forest

shoutout to my mom who I got on AO3 for this book series called Fourth Wing. She’s reading this fic with weekly updates and it skipped one so she IMMEDIATELY asked me to go on this hellsite and check for updates 😭😭 man I’m so proud what have I created

Woooaaahh it's my mom's drawing of the boi, Good art gamer.

"I know what you love. I know what you fear." - Gabriel, The Mandela Catalogue

Favored Tier August pick!

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SARRRIIIII, I love my funny hedgehog lady. Guys please like my mom's art she's so cool.

A birthday gift for my daughter, who is a great artist in her own right. She wanted me to give a try to her Sonic.Exe OC, Sari, who has some hot mom qualities.

We decided to go all the way to a glam mom look.;)

Cartoonish designs are always a challenge for me, but this one made me grin quite a bit while I struggled with it.