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According to Grian’s first Hermitcraft episode, he was still active and made videos on the Evo SMP. So let me present this:
The Watchers took Grian and made him into a Watcher but before they begun training him they realised that he was a hermit and gave up on him
(Simply because the hermits can be scary when they want to).
When he came back to the Hermitcraft server he didn’t trust anyone (except Mumbo) enough to tell them what happened (because why would a bunch of eldritch creatures be scared of a community full of redstoners and builders?).
Grian still kept in contact with everyone on Evo but didn’t come on the server in case the Watchers changed their minds.
I have no idea how to fit Third/Last Life into this but they could both just be a fun killing game that they decided to play. The voice that Martyn was hearing was actually just Grian pulling a really mean prank. I’d imagine that Grian would confess that it was just him and that they’d have a serious and angsty talk about the Watchers.
It’s a what if scenario but if I were to make a music video from my snippet tune y’all listened to, “Summoner”…here’s how it’ll go…
And since it’s dedicated to Silco, I’ll make my music video League of Legends themed…maybe I’ll insert some sort of a story lore too:
I imagine going to this shed, opening it up to find cases of Shimmer…but this Shimmer has to go to Silco, so I gather some in a bag, hauling it onto my shoulder as I make my way down to The Last Drop, the bar, and as I enter, I see lots of people and they’re partying.
*Scenes play of me being drenched in Shimmer. Shadows float and stalk all around me.*
I try to make my way through the crowds, but Slevika bumps into me and signals me to go upstairs where Silco is. She takes the Shimmer from me as I slowly make my way up.
*A scene plays but it’s dark and the only thing you can see is a glowing eye.*
I enter Silco’s office, and I see him standing by his window, smoking his cigar. But his henchmen come out of nowhere and grab me by my shoulders, forcing me to get down on my knees. I’m technically in an “at his mercy” position.
He comes over to me, kneels down to my level and smiles a faint smile. He leans into my ear to whisper something.
Tears fall down my cheeks as I hear his words, but Silco wipes them away. Silco sheds tears too.
*A scene flashes going through a graveyard looking place.*
Scene changes to me walking through a field of flowers as I pause to see city towers up ahead. Silco comes up next to me…but he’s transparent…a ghost…TWIST! PLOT TWIST! Something happened!
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Imma let y’all decide what had happened there…talk about it in the comments if you have to…but this is just a dream scenario…an idea for the future! Hoping to make this real and happen one day…if possible!
Me: so yeah, I flirt with myself through dms in an alt account because nobody flirts with me like I do, and knows exactly how to make me feel loved like I do. I do this as an odd way to demonstrate self love. I will make out with myself in dms because after all, who will love me but not myself the way I want to be?
The wendy's employee working a late shift high as hell:
hey punk blogs r following me. im glad my posts r reaching their intended audience lol (you WILL listen to woody guthrie and you WILL like it)
"This song is adapted from a traditional ballad"
WHICH ONE????? SO UNHELPFUL KILLING U WITH MY MIND
Currently rewatching Sonic Boom and I recently came to the conclusion that Knuckles isn't actually an idiot but is just trolling everyone. Don't know why it took me around 8 years to realize that, but the show is so much funnier when I think of it in that perspective.
TBH
They need to rename the series “Leo, Guang-Hong, and the livestream that will never work.”.
you know I’m sick and tired of people acting like plants are morally superior cause of the whole photosynthesis thing. They fucked up the climate first. Maybe it’s high time us animals get a chance at it, ever think of that?
the duality of tmbg fans are either
old men who danced to "birdhouse in your soul" at their teen discos ( my dad)
or
gay (me)
Theoretically the person in the government who’s in charge of who gets to talk and when should just be some random person who doesn’t give a flying fuck about politics, doesn’t know who any of the politicians are, only ever votes based on vibes and who has the best logo. They should also exclusively refer to the different politicians as if they’re a shitty substitute teacher filling in at a rough school. Like, [referring to Ebba Busch] “You there, the blonde lady, with the shitty makeup, who doesn’t seem to like Muslims very much? Yes you. What did you want to say?” Or like “Hey you, yeah you, the really short guy?”
i get off tumblr for a few days and suddenly my friend is dying
I'm annoyed so im slandering someone :)
heyy so im annoyed with stress cause yeah so im slandering someone today~
character: Akashi takeomi
now lets start with his hair first
Now listen I bet he thinks his hairstyle’s cool and all and I know I can’t disagree BUT he looks like a badger never mind a badger but you know if you go to a painter and you give them your car and go like
“ hey I just scratched my car the paint last time was shit can you re paint it and make it look cool?”
So the painter goes
“ yeah alright you can pay me after im done.”
Now you wait until tomorrow to go check on the car
The first thing you see on your car is black matte black
You go
“ oh that’s pretty neat”
Then you move your eyes slightly higher
“ oh ma shit it lookks like a badger !”
You turn a bit
“ holy shit! Mr. Painter slapped a supreme sticker on it! It's so cool!”
that's what his hairstyle looks like, he went to a painter, not a salon told the painter to make his hair look dope painter spray-painted it like a car and slapped a yellow supreme badge on it.
BUT I LOVE HIM SO IT'S COOL >:)
Was missing my Manberg boys and rewatched one of the videos and...I just got a fun idea. Totally not canon but like....imagine that Schlatt initially didn't plan tyranny but was actually for a civil rights movement and like against discrimination? If you ask me "what? Why would you think that?" Its actually because of one of the things that Quackity said. He said that as he joined the server, Tommy said to him that he can't join L'Manberg because he is Mexican. (Tommy didn't say that but Q said that he could "sense it in his voice") so yeah, JSchlatt is not a tyrant, he just wanted equality and was standing up against racism. (And I like the moment where Fundy was asking Q about his "yellow neck" and just both, Schlatt and Quackity where like "don't talk about my/his condition!". Haha, Schlatt seemed so protective of his husband, that was cute)
“Evil Xisuma is so evil oh my god” or “Evil Xisuma my meow meow” bitch that is a capitalist- your meow meow created cryptocurrency
“Why you so against kink at pride?”
Because kink shaming is my kink. 😈
@sanityshorror
so this is what happens when I see an old pin up ad and think
'yup, Julius would look good in that'
enjoy
Makin art is so fun :] i have the power to create absolutely anything i want. All this power at my fingertips to create monstrosities mankind has never known. I feel so.. powerful. [Not saying it will be good in quality]
The only thing that's holding me back is mercy, and I've lost all of it. [Other than skill, i dont have any of that, or money, but you dont always need that ^^] now off on my merry way to just draw some fellas! [maybe some spicy art il incinerate, though to be honest i have a sweet tooth and no spice tolerance]
I Like To Call Vox “The Video Demon”, Just Because I Want To, I Think It Has A Nice Ring To It, Don’t Ya Think? Just Look At HIM!
He’s A Walking, Talking, Television That Uses VIDEO Cameras To Spy On Other Demons. He Even Says It Himself In “Stayed Gone” And I Quote “While He Hid In Radio, We’ve Pivoted To Video!” And Alastor Calls Him In The Same Song; Again I Quote “A Cloud Chasing, Medicare, Video Podcast.”
It Also Fits With His Whole Dynamic With Alastor; Radio And Video Have Are Different Types Of Entertainment But They Share Things In Common.
