The Bi Who Lived - Tumblr Posts
Ron: What does a kid call his dad?
Harry: Daddy?
Draco: *coming into the room*
Draco: Yes baby?
Ron: *passes out*
Harry: Do you take constructive criticism?
Draco: Not without crying
Harry: If I ever have a daughter, I'm gonna name her Lizard. Then she'll get the nickname 'Liz' and everybody's gonna be like 'oh is that short for Elizabeth?' and she'll have to say 'no my name is Lizard.'
Draco:
Draco: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Harry: Idiot Malfoy
Draco, mocking Harry: Idiot Malfoy
Harry: Stop that!
Draco: Stop that!
Harry: Quit it!
Draco: Quit it!
Harry: I love you
Draco: Aww I love me too
Harry: What makes life so difficult?
Draco: People.
Draco: I believe you said your childhood was satisfactory
Harry: No, you misheard me, I said sadness factory
the bi who lived and all his crushes 😌✨ he has a thing for seekers . . this was originally posted on my ig on sept 23, 2020 for bi awareness day 💖💜💙 – i’m just moving all my old art to tumblr now!!
harry potter had a crush on cedric diggory reblog if you agree
Ron: So you’re gay?
Harry: Bi, Ron.
Ron: Wait, no, don’t go. Its none of my business, I'm sorry-
Harry being completely oblivious to the fact that his gay dogfathers are gay
takes after his dad, doesn’t he?
