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Klaus Verstorbene (Highschool AU)
Drama Teacher (Don’t tell me otherwise)
German-Britsh
“Mr K”
Despises Shakespear Plays
Except for Midsummer Night’s Dream because it’s funny
He will quote mean girls on a daily basis.
Wears Pink every Wednesday.
Makes his students wear pink every Wednesday too, girls do it, guys take some convincing but they do it too.
Even the teachers do it.
He managed to turn into a school tradition. Except for the principle.
He’s the history teacher’s Boyfriend.
His door is open for the kids to talk.
Started the GSA in his school.
Thoroughly supports the LGBTQIA+ kids in his school.
He loves musicals.
“He HAd iT cOMinG, hE Had It COmiNg, HE onlY hAd hiMseLF tO BlaMe, iF yOu’D bEEn THere, If YoU’d HeARd iT, i BeT yOU, YOu WouLD’vE DoNe tHE sAMe,”
MCR is his Jam.
The number of times he’d be seen with the Music Teacher Jamming to MCR would be ridiculous.
Speaks in fluent German with the Mond siblings
Best friends with Ben.
They were roommates in college
Klaus pranks Ben all the time
Which sometimes gets the students in trouble as well.
The principle really doesn’t like him.
I be' like:
God really told Klaus he didn't like him and Klaus was just like "Yeah, same"
“should i watch Umbrella Academy or listen to music while i cook?”
“both. multitask.”
“ah yes. Robert Sheehan in one ear, Hozier in the other. the Irish duo.”
“gay culture”
Klaus, ☯
☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon
Likes:
Tea.
Cats
Snakes?? He has no fear of snakes. He is god
Campfires mmmm
Painting :) hes handy with a brush
Dave
Tarot cards
Queen
Beach Boys
Dave
Comics
Skin care routines. His skin is flawless hunny
Ukuleles and drums
Science and language arts
Dislikes:
Rude POS(pieces of shit)
Dogs?? Scare him?? Poor boi
People talking to him like hes stupid
Luther, sometimes
Diego, most of the time
Five, all the time
Coffee
Sweet things. Hes more of a salt lover
Loud noises
Bright lights
Being awake past 4 am, which he usually is
They say that once you hit rock bottom, the only place to go is up but I’ve got my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig
- Klaus at some point
I'm:literally crying
Say Something by A Great Big World (You still want playlist songs, right? Here's another to sit on)
I TOLD MYSELF I’D ANSWER THIS ASK ONCE I GOT ON DESKTOP AND THEN I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT AND NOW IT’S BEEN A MONTH SAJHFE IM SORRY
Anyway, yes. This… This is Even Numbers. I love it.
Playlist Links: || Luther || Diego || Allison || Klaus || Five || Ben || Vanya || Ben and Klaus || The Even Numbers || 5, 6, 7 || Klave || Diedora || TUA Energy Songs ||
Diego, waking Klaus up: Hey- you okay?
Klaus: I'm dead.
Diego: I know, you must feel like shit after that-
Klaus: No. I went into cardiac arrest eight minutes ago. I'm deceased.
Diego: Aw, come on- [checks his pulse] ...but... how are you talking?
Klaus: Superior training. Indomitable will.
Diego: You really don't have a pulse!
Klaus: Just adrenaline and rage keeping me going. Also, military grade Adderall.
THISTHISTHISTHIS-
TUA fic idea where a few years before Apocalypse Week, Vanya's meds either stop working and she doesn't realize her prescription needs to get stronger, or she stops taking them. But it happens gradually, unlike the cold-turkey disaster in canon, and she doesn't really notice much of a difference at first, except then she starts to realize that things in the room will shake when she gets angry or whatever, and one time someone knocks on her door and she jumps a foot in the air at the same time that three glass cups and an ugly porcelain vase shatter without being touched. So what does she do? Well, she obviously can't have powers, she's just ordinary number Seven, so it has to be someone or something else, and growing up with who she did, she can only think of one thing: she's being haunted.
So here comes Vanya, terrified and confused and firmly in unconscious Rumor-supported denial, with no other ideas, tracking down Klaus from wherever he's staying. Now the problem with asking Klaus for help isn't necessarily that he doesn't believe her, but more that he's nowhere near sober enough to even tell whether she's being haunted or not, let alone do anything about this hypothetical haunting. He tries to tell her no, but Ben (who at least in this is more heavily linked to Klaus and so he can't see other ghosts unless Klaus can, so he can't tell if Vanya's being haunted either but he wants to spend more time with her anyway) manages to talk him into saying yes, at least temporarily, and Klaus grudgingly agrees when Vanya offers to let him detox on her couch for as long as it takes. So they spend about a week awkwardly working around each other with Klaus attempting to sober up, and once he's several days sober and has confirmed he can see other ghosts again, he starts digging into the apartment. And there's nothing. No ghosts except for Ben, who's getting increasingly concerned about the implications here, and definitely no hauntings. Except when he tells Vanya this, she gets extremely frustrated (halfway on purpose to "try and lure the ghost out") and shouts something and every single vase and light in the room shatters. And when Vanya triumphantly points up at the broken lightbulbs in the ceiling and goes see?? Klaus just gapes at her and very slowly goes uh, Vanya, sis, unless I'm a lot higher than I thought, I'm pretty sure that wasn't a ghost--that was you. And Vanya denies it but the more hysterical she gets, the more the room shakes, and before long she's forced to realize that he's right, it's her doing it, because she has powers now.
Which, in the long run, results in this. Vanya forgets entirely about her pills in the chaos of "developing new powers" and starts working on training them and controlling them. Klaus grudgingly stays sober to try and help his sister because he realizes she's closer to going off the deep end than him (and that's my title alone to claim, he'll announce if asked, leaving unvoiced the actual worry for the one sibling that had never given him shit about his "lack of control" of his powers) and if he doesn't stay sober she might completely lose it and that would be very very bad. Ben eventually gets involved in the unexpected Unconventional Sibling Bonding when sober!Klaus accidentally manifests him for the first time, which leads to more breakdowns and explanations and apologies, and eventually a joint training attempt when Klaus realizes there's a lot more he can do than anyone else realized.
(Also all three of them are convinced that Vanya didn't have powers as a kid, only developed them as an adult, because that seems more likely than everyone just up and forgetting Vanya could do any of this stuff, right? And they don't tell anyone else, partly because they don't want to freak people out and partly because this is their secret, their thing to share, and they don't want to end up dragged back to the dismal Academy like everyone else will undoubtedly suggest.)
The point is, by the time Reginald Hargreeves is announced dead, we have a sober and snarky and alarmingly powerful (but still human disaster) Klaus, and a suppressant-free and snarky and also alarmingly powerful (but still disaster lesbian) Vanya. Also the Original Snark Master™️, Ben, who's sick and tired of watching his favorite two siblings take shit from their other siblings about their powers and/or status and/or life choices, and who plans to make the other three idiots regret everything.
In the end, three fairly well-adjusted siblings are the one thing that Reginald Hargreeves did not anticipate. And neither, as it turns out, did a certain group of time-traveling Apocalypse-supporting assassins.
And that's how Vanya, Klaus, and Ben end up saving the world.
If you hate Luther and brush off his trauma you're not just wrong, you're an idiot
Reginald: *Isolates Klaus in the mausoleum*
TUA fandom: That monster!
Reginald: *Isolates Vayna in the anechoic chamber*
TUA fandom: He's the devil incarnate!
Reginald: *Isolates Luther on the moon*
TUA fandom: LOL sucks to be you moon boy🤣🤣🤣
Viktor: Look, no news is good news because at least its not bad news
Klaus: Screw this goldilocks of news I want answers
The Umbrella Academy
Klaus Hargreeves
Umbrella Academy × tier chart
EDIT: I know that Luther went to the moon but I just hate him so I put him as a flat earther.😂
Vanya Hargreeves × Allison Hargreeves
But jealousy, jealousy (yeah)
All your friends are so cool, you go out every night
In your daddy's nice car, yeah, you're livin' the life
Got a pretty face, pretty boyfriend, too
I wanna be you so bad, and I don't even know you
All I see is what I should be
Happier,
prettier,
jealousy, jealousy
All I see is what I should be
I'm losin' it, all I get's, jealousy, jealousy
"Where'd all the time go?
It's starting to fly"
Not me "spoilering" myself for "The Umbrella Academy- season 3" because I needed to know if Klaus Hargreeves is dying or not. I cannot watch another one of my all time favorite comfort characters dying in front of my eyes! I am mentally not stable enough rn!!!
Sooo I saw this today and this "Umbrella Corporation" kinda reminded me of "The Umbrella Academy" which is why I took the picture in the first place. Then, I googled this corporation because I wanted to know whether it's giving a hint of my living location or not. Turns out it has a connection to a video game called "Resident Evil"? I personally never played this game, but I found out that this corporation officially doesn't existed. And now here I am wondering if I found a prove for their existence or if I got pranked
if tua s4 doesn’t end with klaus having his soldier boy with all of his memories back and them being alive and safe and in love and living peaceful lives then what is even the point
Ben: that’s a bad idea
Klaus: mhm
Ben: you already did it didn’t you
Klaus: yep
Klaus: truth or dare
Five: truth
Klaus: how many hours have you slept this week
Five: dare
Klaus: go to sleep
Five: I don’t like this game