Describing Redacted Characters In One Sentence Or Less (brackets Don't Count) But It Gets Progressively

Describing Redacted characters in one sentence or less (brackets don't count) but it gets progressively less comprehensive:

David: Big werewolf alpha dude (not the cringe kind)

Milo: Smol werewolf dude (the big kind)

Damien: Hot tsundere (literally)

Morgan: Non-existent

Guy: A heart-shaped pizza with all your favorite toppings that you can top yourself if you want-

Nick: Cat boi (definitely the cringe kind)

Ollie: Comfort food

Blake: Cold soup

Gavin: The reason I cry myself to sleep once a week

James: Needs to go tf home.

Asher: The canonical energizer bunny

Lasko: Me

Huxley: Me on anxiety meds

Caelum: Cotton candy given human form.

Anton: A testament to Erik's voice acting and general acting skills.

Marcus: Very killable.

Kody: Looks like great cake but actually went bad five months ago.

Elliott: Had an edible for breakfast and hasn't eaten since.

Hudson: Trying to eat serotonin with chopsticks.

Brachium: An edible pretending to be a gummy worm.

Vincent: Talks like what perfume tastes like.

Ivan: Saltwater in your eyes but it might just be your tears and you honestly don't even care at this point.

Aaron: Sand in your mouth and between your teeth but you're enjoying it.

Sam: If blankets could talk, they'd sound and speak like him.

Eric: That feeling you get when looking at an empty closet.

Camelopardalis: Anxiety meds in the form of a flesh prison.

Avior: If you unhinged your jaw, you could eat him.

Vega: You can drink him with a straw (and only with a straw).

Hush: You can eat him.

I to am a lasko kinnie. Stay safe and happy fellow lasko lover👍

Hi!! Thank you, fellow Lasko kinnie, and I will do my best u-u I will throw your advice right back at you, though, and ask you to drink some water and go to bed at a reasonable hour.

Thank you, again, for the ask btw. It was lovely to wake up to ^-^

Vacation doodles vol.3: Vega Edition.

Just saw a post with a snippet from a fic featuring Regulus and James with Regulus sobbing ("No, I want to be better. I promise, I want to be better.") over a (I presume) dying or leaving James. And the comments were all real sad and crying and stuff and I was like "What is this bit? Why are we all taking a crack fic seriously?" And then I went to the profile, found the fic, and realized that this fic was, in fact, not some crack about Regulus and James from Redacted ASMR but a serious fic about Regulus and James from Harry Potter.

I will now go and bury myself in the backyard.

Vacation doodles vol.2:

[This post was inspired by @ / anotherboredfan's bio, go thank her.]

"Vinny, look! The Freelancer took an art course at D.A.M.N. and now they and all the people in that course are putting up the posters they made! Aren't they just the cutest?"