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Oooh heck
Oh dear, what's happening?? I hope it's nothing bad...Although Flippy sounds very serious and stressed out
Flaky: Though,you’re both right. He did seem very stressed,so I’m definitely gonna check the tv.
Flaky: >.......I-I think this is way worse than “bad”.
@ask-flippy-and-mantis
whelp. i zoned out in the shower and created a whole fucking dramatic origin story of the Rat Sons.
guess i will be making this au then.
Sim City News Station, Newcrest 5:00 pm
Good evening, I’m Irina Johnston, and this is SCN daily news.
Years ago, the local community gathered to mourn the untimely death of evangelical mega-pastor Geoffery Landgraab. Shortly afterwards, we were all shaken to our core by the mysterious disappearance of his wife, Nancy Landgraab. Now, another bombshell has dropped.
Mr. and Mrs. Landgraab were found alive in Sulani this morning and arrested by agents of the Sim City Bureau of Investigation. The pair have been charged with money laundering, fraud, assault of a police officer, and obstruction of justice. They are currently being held in Sim City Maximum Security Penintentiary, awaiting trial.
We caught up with their son and current pastor of the Megachurch of the Watcher, Malcolm Landgraab, outside of Landgraab Mansion. He had this to say:
“This is ridiculous. My mother and father are dead, may the Watcher bless their souls. So these people who were found in Sulani must be lookalikes. And if my parents aren’t dead, then they’re innocent. They’re good, Watcher-fearing people. And if they aren’t innocent, well, then, nobody’s perfect and we all make mistakes. I have no further comment at this time.”
The Megachurch of the Watcher is the largest church in the area, with over 5,000 members. Some have taken to social media in defense of the Landgraabs, causing the hashtag “Landgraabs did nothing wrong” to start trending. User TravisScott93 writes,
“An authority figure would NEVER do a bad thing!! I stand with Geoff and Nancy!! #fakenews #landgraabsdidnothingwrong #howdareyou #rip #viral #follow4follow”
As always, SCN news will report further updates as events warrant. Now, let’s take a look at tomorrow’s weather forecast.
Prisym. I know where Miarxe is.
"You do? 0)-"
"Tell me. Now. 0)-"
Asked so nicely, I can’t refuse…
beach volleyball, anyone?
Tech’s a lil sandy 🏐
I’m not sure where in the world I’ll be when this goes live, but I can guarantee I’ll have TBB on the brain!
Can’t wait to be home though 😬
Man, these butterflies that I get from you are getting out of control.
Some people on twi said i draw Miquella ugly, with square jaw and Godwyn-like. I decided to fix these issues and draw the most beautiful twink Miquella ever using byzantine design made by my enemy @buriedknight (please check the full design by them it's beautiful, i made it way simplier)
Oh you're a queer kid? what's your fav music artist? and don't say...
will wood
will wood and the tapeworms
Tally hall
Miracle musical
mitski
jackstuber
joe hawley
that handsome devil
chonny jash
tom leher
ghost and pals
maretu
6arelyhuman
odetari
penelope scott
rio romeo
cuarteto de nos
riki musso
santiago tavella
laufey
taylor swift
radiohead
marina
weezer
the beatles
tv girl
billie ellish
milk in the microwave
bo burnham
fish in a birdcage
toby fox
lemon demon
sarah and the safe word
asteria
artic monkeys
they might be giants
my chemical romance
green day
gorillaz
ado
melanie martinez
the strokes
evanecense
glass animals
soddiken
the scary jokes
whatever Your favorite martian was smoking
tyler, the creator
hazbin hotel soundtrack
paparrapa the rapper soundtrack
or the omori soundtrack
he just appeared in my house
wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat
got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed
Oh wow
Can't believe I'm starting college in a few days holy moly-
Describing Redacted characters in one sentence or less (brackets don't count) but it gets progressively less comprehensive:
David: Big werewolf alpha dude (not the cringe kind)
Milo: Smol werewolf dude (the big kind)
Damien: Hot tsundere (literally)
Morgan: Non-existent
Guy: A heart-shaped pizza with all your favorite toppings that you can top yourself if you want-
Nick: Cat boi (definitely the cringe kind)
Ollie: Comfort food
Blake: Cold soup
Gavin: The reason I cry myself to sleep once a week
James: Needs to go tf home.
Asher: The canonical energizer bunny
Lasko: Me
Huxley: Me on anxiety meds
Caelum: Cotton candy given human form.
Anton: A testament to Erik's voice acting and general acting skills.
Marcus: Very killable.
Kody: Looks like great cake but actually went bad five months ago.
Elliott: Had an edible for breakfast and hasn't eaten since.
Hudson: Trying to eat serotonin with chopsticks.
Brachium: An edible pretending to be a gummy worm.
Vincent: Talks like what perfume tastes like.
Ivan: Saltwater in your eyes but it might just be your tears and you honestly don't even care at this point.
Aaron: Sand in your mouth and between your teeth but you're enjoying it.
Sam: If blankets could talk, they'd sound and speak like him.
Eric: That feeling you get when looking at an empty closet.
Camelopardalis: Anxiety meds in the form of a flesh prison.
Avior: If you unhinged your jaw, you could eat him.
Vega: You can drink him with a straw (and only with a straw).
Hush: You can eat him.
Writers!! Describe your current WIP(s) in the most boring way possible. I want to see this skdjfkdfhk
In which a meeting failed
Sketchy lil comic <3
Put your music on shuffle, then reblog and put in the tags the first song that comes on! Let’s share music together.
it almost feels like the lines @forwardmoved gives are something either memorized and quoted time and time again or something that are said without second thought or hesitation. he says them just as ella used to recite passages in books back to her parents- the history of bogs hollow, tales from the unending desert, legends of the uncrossable sea, and far, far too much poetry, but the prince says these words with such practiced eloquence- she almost wants to accuse him of stealing them but shes never read them before, and hearing them… “You're exquisite. You're transcendent. And you are mine.”
in truth, ella almost envies the easiness of his tongue. her every word, every thought has been for the singular purpose of survival yet he has no worries. ella ashmore is trying her very best to play the part she is dressed as, but all the same, her thousands of fears cling to her with a cruel tightness. she feels she is out of her element, even this is everything she’s ever imagined. the only reason she’s gotten this far is relying on both the few lessons she learned from her parents, some of the… more tame things her stepmother has said, as well as well… things found in the limited romance books she’s read.
she is a star now. she is not herself- she is radiant and burning, transcendent, as he put it. she will burn so bright, she will be blinding. hopefully that light will be enough to cover her uncertainty.
" yours? " there's something so comical about the statement. she hasn't belonged to herself in so long. ella does not let herself linger on it, though. she smiles. she teases. " you are quite confident, my prince, aren't you? "
It has begun. I blame you entirely for any emotional damage I go through /j
how do i get the magnus, malevolent and silt verses enjoyers on speed dial about fathom/derelict. we have lesbian scientists. painful backstories. research stations in the ocean. we have good fathers. there’s corrupt businesses. and underwater vaults. and robots struggling with humanity. and spacecraft. and agent blayne first name agent last name blayne. and existential themes and—
WHAT?
AAAAAHHHH
