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4th of redactober — Anton‼️‼️
i need more of him but anyways
- cooking is like therapeutic for this man, put him behind a grill and let him forget his problems for a while
- he’s pretty hairy. like arms, legs and a pretty full beard. oh and a happy trail
- his mother doesn’t speak any english
- he sends pictures of plants/flowers to “my love” that he sees and listens intently to the infodump about them that follows
bonus i think he’d be a girl dad
credits to @autisticempathydaemon as always 🫡
Hey redacted community I'm experiencing Anton in real time rn.
How the FUCK IS ERIK DOING THAT WITH HIS VOICE.
Took a Tylenol and I'm cured of everything have some memes
Huxley, Damien and Lasko to Kody
Guy (and asher)
Asher to Milo post inversion
Gavin
Anton
Christian + the entire pack
Ok goodBYE.
It has come to my attention that not all people believe that Anton and his partner are a early 50’s married couple
and I’m going to cry
They seem so cute and old wdymmmmmm!!!
Describing Redacted characters in one sentence or less (brackets don't count) but it gets progressively less comprehensive:
David: Big werewolf alpha dude (not the cringe kind)
Milo: Smol werewolf dude (the big kind)
Damien: Hot tsundere (literally)
Morgan: Non-existent
Guy: A heart-shaped pizza with all your favorite toppings that you can top yourself if you want-
Nick: Cat boi (definitely the cringe kind)
Ollie: Comfort food
Blake: Cold soup
Gavin: The reason I cry myself to sleep once a week
James: Needs to go tf home.
Asher: The canonical energizer bunny
Lasko: Me
Huxley: Me on anxiety meds
Caelum: Cotton candy given human form.
Anton: A testament to Erik's voice acting and general acting skills.
Marcus: Very killable.
Kody: Looks like great cake but actually went bad five months ago.
Elliott: Had an edible for breakfast and hasn't eaten since.
Hudson: Trying to eat serotonin with chopsticks.
Brachium: An edible pretending to be a gummy worm.
Vincent: Talks like what perfume tastes like.
Ivan: Saltwater in your eyes but it might just be your tears and you honestly don't even care at this point.
Aaron: Sand in your mouth and between your teeth but you're enjoying it.
Sam: If blankets could talk, they'd sound and speak like him.
Eric: That feeling you get when looking at an empty closet.
Camelopardalis: Anxiety meds in the form of a flesh prison.
Avior: If you unhinged your jaw, you could eat him.
Vega: You can drink him with a straw (and only with a straw).
Hush: You can eat him.
Describing Redacted characters in one sentence or less (brackets don't count) but it gets progressively less comprehensive part two: Fooliverse Edition [for the original post go here]
Guy: Anyone working minimum wage ever
Gavin: An overheating mee-cro-wah-vey
David: UwU but with less attitude
James: Head pats
Anton: Cure for acne
Milo: The reason I will be convicted for murder because oh my god I want to kill this man so badly it's not even healthy anymore (for legal reasons this is a joke) That one anthill in my garden that's been bothering the shit out of me
[Also, because he didn't exist in the first post:
Porter: Sticking the straw into the bottom of the Capri Sun because you're a little freak]
This was so fun to do
Also it was so hard to pick between Guy and Lasko you can't even imagine
Credit to @definitelynuwonhere
And here's the template for anyone who wants to try as well
