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Shit That Goes Through My Head Pt.5
shit that goes through my head pt.5
what happens when someone dies and they have no will of close people do we just get to descend on their bank account and house like a bunch of karens and janets at a vicious free for all garage sale?
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cliche movie tropes pt.1- save the president
all movie plots that revolve around "we have to rescue the president" have been ruined for me i mean it's just super unrealistic anyone will care
"SIR THEY HAVE THE PRESIDENT"
*everyone exchanges glances*
"ahh... well that's unfortunate"
*goes back to what they were doing*
so today in class
we were reviewing the age of exploration and the teacher told this kid to draw the triangular trade passage on the map on the board
and i know some of y'all won't even know that is but THIS BITCH REALLY JUST CIRCLED THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN NEED MORE THAN TWO BRAIN CELLS TO KNOW THAT A TRIANGULAR TRADE PASSAGE ISN'T THE AFRICAN CONTINENT JFC
shit that goes through my head pt. 6
aren't continents just super big islands
i am a festive piñata and god is a thirteen year old boy whose parents just announced their divorce