...Hazel, You Innocent Looking Cinamon Roll...also...GRACE, VALDEZ. Y'ALL BE BROS NOT HOES

...Hazel, you innocent looking cinamon roll...also...GRACE, VALDEZ. Y'ALL BE BROS NOT HOES

Frank: Why are your tongues purple?

Jason: We had slushees, i had a red one

Leo: I had a blue one

Frank: oh

Frank:

Frank: OH

Hazel:

Hazel: So you drank each other’s slushees?

Bonus:

Jason: Hey guys have you seen Pip--

Piper: *being chased by honeybees along with the bear from before with Percy and Will *

Annabeth, Nico, Jason: *Facepalm * Idiots

Annabeth: it’s so beautiful out here!

Nico: and quiet

Annabeth: too quiet

Nico: did we lose someone?

[cut to Percy and Will being chased by a bear]

...Well this turned from 180 to 10

Will: I have a PHD

Will: A pretty huge d-

Nico: Don't say it, I'm leaving

Will, turning to his pet: Sorry, bud, guess he doesn't like donkeys

*brings out banners and confetti * YAS. FINALLY *Throws the confetti * FEEL THE RAINBOW AND HAPPINESS BITCHES

Jason: Leo my beloved, Piper and I are adopting a kid.

Leo: :) Aww congrats you guyss-

Piper: It's you

Jason: *sets down paper aggressively* sign here Leo

..... I really ship spideypool but... *Brings out twin daggers * Our smol bean is INNOCENT

Tony: Hey Steve I....is that Peter’s Phone?

Steve: yeah, he’s been really distracted by it lately. I just want to make sure our kid’s being responsible.

Tony: Cap, he’s an adult.....

Steve: He’s been texting Deadpool.

Tony: ok, I see your point, should we be worried about there texts?

Steve: naw, it’s just a bunch of eggplants and peaches.

Tony: *suiting up* I’m gonna kill Deadpool. I’m not sure how, but I will find a way.

...starring

Me as William Solace

My brother as The Cop

Nico *In the shadows watching the interaction between the cop and Will and facepalming * : My bestie

Cop: We got a call that said you had pot in your car

Will: *pulls out a flower pot* Oh you mean this?

Cop: *laughing* Oh, my mistake. What're you growing?

Will:

Will: Weed