For Legal Purposes This Is A Joke - Tumblr Posts

10 months ago

brb guys, driving 22 hours to get a cup of Stewart's coffee


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Couldn't not reblog this. Dear My FBI Agent, ...I swear I'm normal

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 


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4 months ago

@evereverest2 hates me and wants me to die bc I keep sending this picture of a cute little fish and I think she is over reacting what do you think

@evereverest2 Hates Me And Wants Me To Die Bc I Keep Sending This Picture Of A Cute Little Fish And I

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2 months ago

i wish he would cut me. i want him to hold my wrist tenderly and slide the blade through my veins as he kisses my forehead and praises me for taking it so well. maybe he'd even wash and bandage them afterward and give me aftercare. i want to experience that intimacy of inflicting and receiving pain together. i want i want i want


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2 months ago

Tw: sh [no pics]

Guys I did something new and cvtt3d the side of my shoulder(I only cvt on my thighs) but now I gotta be really careful when I'm not wearing a Hoodie and only a t-shirt also now I have to wear t-shirts to swim but luckily it's cold where I live so hopefully the curse of my bl4de being dull will come in handy if the scars fade quickly.

But I like it on shoulders more and idk just do but I have to go back to my thighs or else I'm likely to get caught if I continue on my shoulders.


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