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Omg I figured it out!!!
I think I always knew I was bisexual cuz my first gay crush was Lola Bunny in Space Jam!
And then I had a crush on Azula from A:TLA !
Well there not wrong
type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin
type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin
type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin
watched puss in boots in theatre with friends today :D
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and dude i was NOT expecting it but it was really heckin good???????? like a+ characterization, great arcs/resolution, the music slapped, the graphics and scene composition were gorgeous
a little bit predictable, cringed at the romance parts, but all in all great film, would watch again
Everyone needs a good dose of Gajevy every once and a while (it’s practically the only canon ship)
Gajeel: What are you doing? Levy: I’m hugging you dummy Gajeel: oh
Am I the only one who noticed that Misha checked out Jensen in the first gif? I am way too into Cockles it's not sane
Are you fucking kidding me?!
From my point of knowledge: Grandma or maybe Grangran? ....how do I not know what my grandmothers names are??? Wtf?!
tag game: what would your name be if your parents had named you like edward and bella named renesmee (renée + esme)
srmthfg OC fanficish thing idk what i’m doing¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Background of OC: Name Petra (to be changed at some point maybe) she’s evil and in all reality a real threat but she’s very confused and is confusing because of stuff. So her potential is kind of inhibited cuz of it. Oh and she’s a creature of some kind; a little shorter than the monkeys kind of creature.
Setting of fic: middle of un-dead war. Shugazoom is kind of a hell hole at this point and everyone has seen some shit. Chiro and his team are becoming numb to some things.
so any hoo it is FOREVER long so if you wanna read ya can but i understand if yeah don’t. It is choppy and not a true story just like the bones of one. Just wanted to put this somewhere ya know:
Team and army are fighting Petra, mandarin, and army. Petra/mandarin has a weapon/ power/ amulet? That erases minds like makes them mush. Anyway fight, fight, fight; someone "disposable" gets hit *they gone forever*. Fight, fight, fight some more. Chiro gets backed on a cliff by Petra but somehow someway they both get hit by a single blast of the *thing* they are both sent down the cliff and both sides are way too occupied with the battle to do anything about it or possibly even notice. The battle is over and the monkeys regroup and realize Chiro must be found.
They search and search and all along the way they are still very distracted by battles. As things get desperate they go to a part of the planet that the skeleton kings doesn’t care to burn yet. Yet still the Hyperforce is not welcome:
“The neutral undergrounds” *✧ a place where refugees of a crumbling society came together to make a makeshift settlement of the slum nature. ya know cuz apocalypse. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Many of the people there have become sour over the war.
The monkeys keep a low profile cuz some jaded shugazoomians live there and they “just can’t deal with those ass holes right now” and wander its shadows with the sliver of hope that Antauri can sense that Chiro’s still alive somehow but a foggy mind from the war keeps him from doing anymore that. They get a break when they see a guy fly thru a wall (not an uncommon site in the underground) the passively look at the source to see a familiar teenager half drunk and laughing profanities at who was obviously his victim. Shock from multiple sources cause the monkeys to stare unmoving at this person who looks like but does not act like their leader.
They eventually make contact when chiro is isolated enough from unwanted eyes for them to safe-ishly “inquire” about ya know... the weather. Chiro has no clue who they are and is kinda annoyed by them (something about them is unsettling) he tries to get out of the ever increasingly weird conversation but the monkeys keep pressing their case.
Chiro pulls some kind of douche-bag Houdini and loses them and they have to start looking all over again but with new vigor and information to go on: They find him semi easily a few hours later in another alley way. They confront him trying to ease his negativity directed at them and in all the tension. Petra shows up and it even takes a sec for all the everyone to realize it’s her (like Nova and Antauri are the ones to point it out). The evil features that distinguished her have softened and honestly she looks for lack of a better work “nice” but she is definitely a villain and the villain who largely caused this whole dang mess. They accuse her of this and of tricking chiro into trusting her. They semi fight but chiro intervenes to protect Petra and there is a stand still.
Somehow by the blast hitting both of them they both only got half its affects giving them amnesia. They were apparently the first thing each other saw when they awoke and they just sort of imprinted on each other. The bond they formed is strong.
The monkeys tell chiro who Petra is, they repeat who they are, and who he is. in the heat of their speech something they say strikes chiro at his core and it causes chiro to go into some kind of panic attack and curl up in a ball. Petra rushes to him and keeps away the also concerned hyperforce. Seeing that they are truly hurting chiro: Antauri tells chiro that they will leave him be if he is honestly being pained by their presence. The monkeys retreat, the last thing they see is Petra nuzzling chiro with her snout to comfort him.
Later it’s either sprx, otto, or both who set out on their own to do some “soul searching”, “exploring” maybe? They by chance come across chiro and Petra and it is either Otto’s innocent friendliness or Sprx’s... sprx-ness that peaks their interests and the group ends up forming an acquaintance. This new/old bond somehow transfers to the rest of the team and the hyperforce witnesses’ parts of chiro’s personality that they never thought they’d see and in some cases never wanted to see. Through all the shenanigans (and there are many shenanigans like I could go 5 more days talking about those) the hyperforce realizes how broken chiro was even before this amnesia. They realize that war is hell and that if someone suddenly forgets about hell then they who’d want to remember that bs?!
They also see how Petra and chiro’s relationship is not a scheme Petra put together. it is in fact a relationship that is VERY UNHEALTHY and VERY CO-DEPENDENT! Like its completely platonic but they can’t sleep unless they’re in the same bed and have a lot separation anxiety stuff. OH, and things get violent between them A LOT but nothing too serious but chiro throws Petra out the window like twice.
Anyway in the madness and misadventures the undead army ruins it all and shit goes down. The monkeys have built enough trust between the odd couple at this point and chiro gets his memories back cuz he does. Also during the battle Petra made an enemy of mandarin saying that she “does not want to remember a time where she sided with such a jerk!” So that bridge is eternally burned. More shit goes down and the good guys are victorious wooo! At the end of it all though: Petra is still without memories cuz she’s scared of what will happen but she means to much to chiro at this point even with his memories to just leave her like this. She tries to escape it but the memories do come back and they come back to her hard. She panics and attacks the hyperforce and runs off into the darkness.
Chiro final addresses his team and embarrassingly apologizes for all of his actions. They will raz him for a while with all the material he gave them during the amnesia. This adventure has brought something back to the hyperforce something that the war robbed them of. (Idk what it is but there’s a renewed something in there)
I think there would be extra in there about like where Petra ends up and stuff and how chiro deals with the still present separation anxiety he has for Petra. (She has it too) how they reconnect and Petra is running a shady business and making $$$!!!! And she is like not an anti-hero or anything but she serves as somekind of new protection in “the neutral underground” now.
Anyways that is about where the story would end. It is FOREVER long so... yeah... if ya got to this point and liked it awesome!!!!!! If ya got to this point and it was crap. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Either way thank you for reading my whatever this is.
“The Taste of Wine” - Vampire!Lian x Ying
Nighttime at Stone’s Keep
...
The battle was short lived. It didn’t take too long for the Scion to knock down the weak little elf girl. All it took was a swift kick to the gut and a blow from the butt of her gun to incapacitate her. Though she may have been at a slight disadvantage, since she towered over the hovering elf girl despite her hovering, but no matter. Now that her prey was laying helplessly before her, she could find a decent meal amongst this wretched group of heathens. Just the thought of it sent a devilish smirk to her plush, ruby lips as she sauntered over to her prize.
As Ying desperately struggled to reclaim her bearings, the faintest taste of iron hit her tongue and her heart began pounding a mile a minute. A sharp pain in her stomach and ribcage made her recoil in sudden pain. Upon the poor healers face was a look of pure terror. As she cringed in pain her pointed ears picked up on the regal footsteps that grew closer to her with each passing moment and once again tried to stagger up.
Out of pure fear the elf managed to pick herself up of the ground just as her attacker reached her. This brought an even larger grin to Lian’s devilish face. Ying attempted to run, only for it to be in vain as Lian quickly darted forwards and snatched her delicate hand. Ying was hesitant to meet the eyes of her soon-to-be killer and pointed her head to the ground, gritting her teeth, patiently awaiting her fate.
However, the Scion found this action amusing and let out a throaty chuckle.
“If... If y-you’re going to ki-kill me... j-just do it!” Ying demanded in fear as she tensed up her whole body.
“Tsk... try not to sound so eager to die, darling~” Lian cooed seductively, dropping her beloved weapon to her side and using her now free hand to embrace her catches lower half. Her grip firmly tight on her prey she released Ying’s delicate hand and cupped her chin sweetly, almost sensually caressing her. The Scion lifted the little Blossom’s head upwards with a rough and forceful motion.
Ying’s eyes burst wide open, only to meet the enchanting icy blue eyes of her captor. She was almost stunned by the incredible beauty before her. Her jaw even went a bit slack as she became entranced in Lian’s hypnotic eyes, letting a little drop of blood trickle down her lip, immediately capturing the Scion’s attention. The scent of Ying’s exotic elven blood sent shivers down the already excited woman’s spine.
Without wasting another second, the famished Lian forced her lips onto her meal’s with incredible gusto. Her tongue danced around the intricate inner workings of Ying’s delicate mouth, lapping up every drop of blood, no matter how scarce it was. The poor elf could only make muffled little whines and moans as she was trapped in this mind numbing kiss.
When their lips separated, Lian found herself licking her her plump, already ruby lips in desperate search of anymore of her prize’s intoxicating blood. Even the little drops she lapped up from Ying’s mouth, though mixed with saliva, were enough to send her senses into a frenzy. Her lips were soft and sweet as well.
As much as the already lust filled woman wished she could just keep kissing the little elf’s lips for all eternity, as if it would satiate her terrible hunger, the animalistic growling of her empty stomach violently disagreed. She hissed in response to these protests and set her mind back on her mission. Playtime could wait for when this girl was her slave. Reclaiming her sensual, seductive demeanor, Lian smirked and stared into her prey’s stunned eyes.
As desperately as Ying wanted to avoid the gaze of her captor, she found herself relaxing involuntarily. The more she stared into Lian’s entrancing blue eyes, the more she seemed to let go. Thoughts. Feelings. Everything. It was all slipping away faster than she could hold onto it. Eventually, nothing was in her mind except for the haunting image of Lian’s hypnotic eyes. Before long she went numb. Her eyes were glassy and devoid of light. She seemed almost dazed as she stumbled just to stand before her mistress.
A look of pure satisfaction swept over Lian’s face as she gave a toothy grin, revealing her sharp fangs. As amusing as it was to watch Ying sway and struggle to stand in her hypnotized state, the hungry Vampire knew she was wasting time simply admiring her catch. Licking her ruby lips once more she slowly creeped her hand up her prey’s spine, reaching the small of the elf’s back to keep her stable as she fed. With the tiny healer’s flawless neck completely exposed Lian let her savage hunger take over.
She sunk her fangs deep into Ying’s tender neck, eliciting a small groan from her lips. As soon as the first drop of blood landed on her sharp tongue, Lian found herself intoxicated once more. She began to slurp up the elf’s exquisite blood greedily, finding herself incapable of stopping. The finest wines in all the Realm tasted like mere tap water compared to the godly taste of this girl’s blood. With each slurp she felt her hunger grow a thousand fold, all of her senses screaming for her to keep drinking. Even though Lian regretted having to withdraw, she knew drinking anymore of her new pet’s blood would kill the girl, meaning there would be no chance of ever tasting it’s exquisite refinement again.
The vampiric Scion, her hunger satisfied at last, withdrew her fangs from Ying’s neck. Her delicate form crumpled in Lian’s powerful grip. Her skin was a sickly pale except for the fresh, bloody holes on the side were the woman had bitten her. As much as the woman wished she could have taken Ying with her, felt her heart skip a beat as the pounding of footsteps and faint voices approached them. It was time to leave.
With no care, Lian dropped her drained meal to the ground like she was rubbish and sauntered over to her weapon. Picking her rifle off the ground and taking a last glance at the crumpled form of the poor elf, the Scion made a very important mental note:
“Return soon to bring home my new slave.”
And with a final devilish grin, the vampire disappeared into the night.
Tony *invents Time travel*: Shit...
Morgan: shit!
Tony:
horrible dreams lying to me
The Crystal Cave
By Mary Stewart
“Who was Merlin? Was the famed magician of Camelot & King Arthur’s court really a sinister, all-powerful being from another world? Was he truly a Prince of Darkness? Or was he a man with the passions of other mortals? A man with unique intelligence & unusual gifts? Why was he so feared? How did he come by his occult powers? Why was the crystal cave so important to him? 5th century Britain is a country of chaos & division after the Roman withdrawal. Born the bastard son of a Welsh princess who will not reveal to her son his father’s true identity, Myridden Emrys–or as he would later be known, Merlin–leads a perilous childhood, haunted by portents & visions. But destiny has great plans for this no-man’s-son, taking him from prophesying before the High King Vortigern to the crowning of Uther Pendragon & the conception of Arthur–king for once & always.”
now hypothetically. it CAN be possible that i disappear. there are ways. SHIT I AM A MESS.
At this point in my life I just read new books/watch new series only because afterwards I can read more fanfics.
What is even my life?
I would like to take this moment as an opportunity to thank everyone and everything that has led to the creation of yoi, victuuri, and my existence at the same time as this ship canon
ugh this is so me.
When you can't draw,edit, or write but you still want to contribute to the fandom
