I Don't Make The Rules - Tumblr Posts - Page 4

Eddie: Hey (with intention of forcing Steve to watch Lord of the Rings)

Steve: Hey (with the intention of falling asleep while watching Lord of the Rings)

you aren’t born gay. you watch the 2003 movie zero day and suddenly you like boys.

TFP Optimus is best Optimus, no i will not be taking any criticism

Optimus Prime + cinnamon roll

Based on this post. My personal favorite? TFA Optimus followed by Movie Optimus ♡

Something about that smugness of jing yuan tells me he is a painslut

Things I like about Gepard:

1. His sister.

(i apologize but i am in fact down bad for guitar lady)

Why didn’t i see this lmao???

Listen to me whats better than one landau?? TWO LANDAUS!!

On such a fine day, two dicks would be very much appreciated hehehhehe

If you want to come to my house you must announce this at least 3 days in advance so I can prepare mentally.

Warm👏🏼 Area👏🏼Is👏🏼The👏🏼Best👏🏼Album. If anyone disagrees, ur a fake fan

I sure do love warm area by queem

he modelled his way into SM

Yugyeom appreciation post, cause i love doing these and he’s the cutest thing alive 😍😍😍😍😍

yuuko ichihara is the inverse mattress mack i'll prove it

yuuko:

you don't really know exactly what you want when you walk in

very fashionable

business itself is vague. what is she selling. 

you wind up getting screwed over in ways you really didn't see coming

mattress mack:

you go into his shop knowing exactly what you want

bland af

mattresses on point

he winds up getting screwed over in ways he really should have seen coming

kohga & sooga are dating I don’t make the rules

Chai is babygirl

Macaron is malewife

Kale is poor little meow meow

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

skrunkly's

pov you catched them off guard or smth

no luocha cuz that bitch doesnt blush (and he refused to come home)

did not ask to be attacked like this

girls be like *he is my comfort character* and then bam its the most emotionally traumatised ficitonal man you’ve ever seen

How to show emotions

Part IV

How to show bitterness

tightness around their eyes

pinched mouth

sour expression on their face

crossed arms

snorting angrily

turning their eyes upward

shaking their head

How to show hysteria

fast breathing

chest heaving

trembling of their hands

weak knees, giving in

tears flowing down their face uncontrollably

laughing while crying

not being able to stand still

How to show awe

tension leaving their body

shoulders dropping

standing still

opening mouth

slack jaw

not being able to speak correctly

slowed down breathing

wide eyes open

softening their gaze

staring unabashingly

How to show shame

vacant stare

looking down

turning their head away

cannot look at another person

putting their head into their hands

shaking their head

How to show being flustered

blushing

looking down

nervous smile

sharp intake of breath

quickening of breath

blinking rapidly

breaking eye contact

trying to busy their hands

playing with their hair

fidgeting with their fingers

opening mouth without speaking

Part I + Part II + Part III

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Leni-chan how dare you. He is the title giving character! 🤣

Sailor Moon Musicals ~ Sera Myu [Dracul Arc] 2000-2001

hello welcome to clay's random and maybe silly leon kennedy headcanons at 12 am lets get started

-leon prefers rainy days, theres just something about the atmosphere that's just a little soothing to him (but very specifically those rainy days where it's not pouring but like a nice shower rain. no thunder or lightning either)

-after the events of re4r he hopes that the dog was okay. he secretly wishes he could have taken the dog home :(

-is autistic i dont make the rules (detailed post here)

-little more of an ashley thing but ties to leon she writes really bad crappy like fanfiction that you would find in the early 2000s and leon is her secret fan. no one knows its him

-either sleeps really deeply or really sporadically wakes up and random intervals. depends on his mood

-used to read a lot as a kid but stopped because he needed more time for school and then the police academy

-he would be really good at that one arcade game where it counts how many times you cam jump a light rope thing and he just shows off because hes very coordinated (he literally backflips for fun come on)

-hates horror films but watches them sometimes to be like "ive seen worse than this before"

-keeps little momentos of people he cared about that he lost. like for example luis' lab key is always on him

-awkward. cannot pull. sorry leon enjoyers i think somehow no matter how interested you were in him he would magically find some way that he just couldn't pull.

-used to be a hopeless romantic

-hated the smell of cigarettes, but after losing luis, he craves the smell because it reminds leon of him

-león the professional is one of his favorite movies because he named his gun and license plate after matilda

thats all for today folks tyyy :3