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bruce, a doctor: herpes are an organ
tony, technically a doctor but not that kind of doctor: i have lots of organs
bruce: including herpes?
tony:
bruce:
tony:
tony:...not that you can prove
Star Wars artists can you PLEASE draw Crosshair with cheese and vodka? I can explain.
Quotes again!
"I'm going to shove a tube down you're penis and pour orange juice in it!"
"Sweetheart, you do know you're diabetic right? So you can't drink a whole bottle of caramel syrup."
*throws candy next to me* "Sexy~"
"The cake is trying to commit suicide and honestly, I can relate"
"Sorry, do I need to repeat myself? I said 'finally, we found something smaller than your tits'"
"Why the heck is one of our birds in the basement?"
"Ma'am, my life has more cracks in it than you're Apple phone"
"How did you get gay conversation from a pride parade?!"
"Why can't I vibe without you crying at me!!?"
#96
The thing that angers me
About the submas fandom,
Is how a man breaks down
At the lost of another
His twin brother in black.
Because, of course two brothers
Equal one man and not
Two twins equal two men
I am angry at submas
For determining that a worth
Is dependant on another person
And not your own self.
"I am Emmet," he introduces
Not "I am a twin,"
Not "I am Ingo's half,"
Not "I am actually Emmingo,"
Just repeats "I am Emmet".
Loss is hard, he'll know
And grief clings to you
Like vines, and wither slowly
They will remain with sorrow,
But bring in fond memories
Of a past time of two
Whole brothers who loved the
Same things and loved the
Differences between their halves. But
Emmet is always Emmet. And
Ingo is always Ingo. Stop
Trying to diminish their worth.
Thank you.
..... I've been arrested for putting pants on him. sorry !
I got beaten up for this actually /j
(I should not be trusted with any software / app that has editing capabilities)
Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊
Ok, I’ll go first
If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️🔥
Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊
Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!
I put so much of my own alternate in there instead of actually drawing Gabriel hdhfdjdjsksk oh man this was so much fun though I loved it a lot :')
I got to draw in Magma today with @pearl-the-artist
It was really fun lmao I wish I had more time to draw 😭😭 would 100% do it again. Anyone wanna draw DM M-
lmao I have so much on my plate rn but I act like am free.