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2 years ago

Quotes again!

"I'm going to shove a tube down you're penis and pour orange juice in it!"

"Sweetheart, you do know you're diabetic right? So you can't drink a whole bottle of caramel syrup."

*throws candy next to me* "Sexy~"

"The cake is trying to commit suicide and honestly, I can relate"

"Sorry, do I need to repeat myself? I said 'finally, we found something smaller than your tits'"

"Why the heck is one of our birds in the basement?"

"Ma'am, my life has more cracks in it than you're Apple phone"

"How did you get gay conversation from a pride parade?!"

"Why can't I vibe without you crying at me!!?"


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2 years ago

#96

The thing that angers me

About the submas fandom,

Is how a man breaks down

At the lost of another

His twin brother in black.

Because, of course two brothers

Equal one man and not

Two twins equal two men

I am angry at submas

For determining that a worth

Is dependant on another person

And not your own self.

"I am Emmet," he introduces

Not "I am a twin,"

Not "I am Ingo's half,"

Not "I am actually Emmingo,"

Just repeats "I am Emmet".

Loss is hard, he'll know

And grief clings to you

Like vines, and wither slowly

They will remain with sorrow,

But bring in fond memories

Of a past time of two

Whole brothers who loved the

Same things and loved the

Differences between their halves. But

Emmet is always Emmet. And

Ingo is always Ingo. Stop

Trying to diminish their worth.

Thank you.


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1 year ago
..... I've Been Arrested For Putting Pants On Him. Sorry !

..... I've been arrested for putting pants on him. sorry !

I got beaten up for this actually /j

(I should not be trusted with any software / app that has editing capabilities)

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Found This On Twitter, So I Thought, Why Not Posting It Here And Doing A Tag Game

Ok, I’ll go first

Found This On Twitter, So I Thought, Why Not Posting It Here And Doing A Tag Game

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!


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8 months ago

I put so much of my own alternate in there instead of actually drawing Gabriel hdhfdjdjsksk oh man this was so much fun though I loved it a lot :')

I Got To Draw In Magma Today With @pearl-the-artist

I got to draw in Magma today with @pearl-the-artist

It was really fun lmao I wish I had more time to draw 😭😭 would 100% do it again. Anyone wanna draw DM M-

lmao I have so much on my plate rn but I act like am free.


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