Jokes - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

That feeling when you make the world's best joke but only people in the venn diagram of being in the Fandom and also enjoy classical literature will understand and everyone irl lies not in the middle.

call me a cartoon villain cause I’m foiled again :p

I could use a laugh today. Please share your favorite jokes. Here’s mine.

What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean.

I would rather die than inconvenience you with my existence.

I started applying this and now I'm worried if I'm half assing perfectly. Like it should be 50% exactly, not 49.5% not 50.5%. Exactly 50%.

~Nobody knows who I really am I've never felt this empty before~

People are like pie

You can take a chunk out of them and there will still be some left

Damn look at the buns on that person. 

Thought this was cute! Halloween is right around the corner and idk what I want to be!!!! (repost from Twitter from tumblr)

2 people reblogged my pride post bro I'm so famous /j

Rip Zim's electricity bill with that big ass underground lab of Irken tech. 💀🙏

this is my resume guys am I cooked?

my banner is a reference to blur. Who gets it? Any UK folks round here? Any britpop fans?

You call it cannibalism, I call it eating good in the neighborhood.

new game theory idea

add a new form of theory called "Tumblr Theory" where they literally just explain the weird fucking arg lore shit this site and its gimmick blogs have

And here's the best part

Matpat hosts this cus all you gotta do is just doomscroll to learn

The world needs more games where you can unironically wear a maid dress and fight beings beyond our understanding