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Repulsion and longing.
Purging old paperwork as part of my ‘self care’ routine. Lots of documents to remind me of when I used to be a functioning adult with a mortgage and electric bills and such.
So much of it with both of our names on it.
I am organizing and shredding paperwork today. It's an insurmountable task and it makes me sick to my stomach. It's the only chore that gives me irrefutable proof of failures and horrible memories.
I have found so many things with both of our names on it still. Every time I think I've got it all, I find another stash.
Begone!
I don't know how it's possible but I'm still finding paperwork with both of our names on it. I'm cleaning out some stuff I've been putting off since moving in with my partner, and i just found one of our void cheques.
There's a story about those cheques that i don't think I've ever told, but for now just know I'm nauseous just looking at our names together.
We don’t talk enough about how fanfiction writers love to give character large amounts of non-specific paperwork they hate doing
Hey, I'm a technical writer in a highly specialized field! There's a lot of paperwork in science, so here's a rundown for scientists:
Incoming sample log
QC data report
Data analysis report
Grant writing
Batch records*
Standard Operating Procedures (SOPs)
Corrective and Preventative Actions (CAPA)
Manuals
Quality Systems Manuals
Deviations
Approval and Change Control Form
Training Modules
Lab Journal**
Email reports
Safety Data Sheets (SDS, previously called Material Safety Data Sheets - MSDS if you're writing slightly in the past)
*This is more for industry scientists than research scientists. Depending on where you work, a batch record typically needs to be done contemporaneously (while the batch of whatever you are making, like a drug, is being made by the person doing the actions required to make it) and will often have a whole ass second person to review the data to ensure it is accurate. This is especially relevant for facilities monitored by the FDA/EMA/etc. Manufacturing individuals will be filling batch records out, QC/engineering often review. There is also an investigations department for when things go awry.
**Also really should be kept contemporaneously like batch records. This is more for research scientists than industry scientists.
I worked in pharma in the investigations department for a little bit and pivoted to fixing a previous company's paperwork, so I know a thing or two. This is more geared toward industry than research because that's where my experience is.
On top of all this, the normal office paperwork also applies.
We don’t talk enough about how fanfiction writers love to give character large amounts of non-specific paperwork they hate doing
I’ve binged Paperwork and Not Qualified for This! BOTH AMAZING READS!!!!
Javier Peña Masterlist
Taglist Form!
Author Masterlist
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One Shots NOT connected to Paperwork or Not Qualified for This
Cared For (Javi P nursing home AU) NEW
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Paperwork: Javi x Reader One-Shot Series-ish Thing
These are presented in “order” but can be read as One-Shots. If you squint there’s overarching plot.
This is Not How We Say Hello in Indiana…. (One Shot) (Rating T)
I Am Not Your Mother (One Shot) (Rating T)
Not Saying It Doesn’t Make It Less True (One Shot) (Rating T)
If Mild Is All That’s On Offer (One Shot) (Rating T)
Secret Santa (one shot) (rating T) (link coming soon)
That’s Not Fucking Democracy And Don’t Let Anyone Tell You Different (One Shot) (Rating R)
Silence Doesn’t Solve Anything (One Shot) (Rating R)
Just Because It’s Not A Lie Doesn’t Mean It’s True (Rating R) NEW!
Nice (one shot) (Rating T)
Am I The Only One Doing The Homework? (One-shot) (Rating T)
You’re Doing It Wrong (One-Shot) (Rating R)
I’ll Be Real Fucking Clear (One-Shot, sort of, a logical continuation to “You’re Doing it Wrong”) (Rating R)
Sweet, Like a Bastard Apple (One-Shot, sort of a pay off for the last two in line) (Rating mature/explicit)
Translatable (Rated R) One Shot NEW!!
He Was Good At It (One Shot) (proposed “finale”) (Rating T) ^Main Story __________________________________________________
“Not Qualified For This”: Dad!Javi x established reader
DAD!JAVI ONE SHOT COLLECTION, in the theme of “Paperwork” with the events of that series sometimes existing as subtle influences……. These are presented in “order” but can be read as One-Shots. If you squint there’s overarching plot.
Home Town (One Shot) (Rating Mature)
Busy (One Shot) (Rating T)
Lullabies (One Shot) (Rating T)
Recovery (One Shot) (Rating Mature)
The Meeting (One-Shot) (Rating T)
Bad Example (One-Shot) (Rating Mature/Explicit)
Sick Days (one Shot) (rating T)
Surprises (one shot) (Rating Mature)
Thunderbird (one shot) (Rating R)
No Give Backs (one shot) (Rating T)
Monkey See Monkey Do (one shot) Rated R
Reach For the Sky (one shot) rated T
Come Out Wherever You Are (one shot) rated T, *halloween contest Winner* NEW
Vacation Mode (one shot) (rated T)
Open Doors (rated R)
Backbone (rated R)
Lucky (rated T)
Holding Close (rated T) (helps to read Lucky first!)
Bonus:Headcanon on Javi and Wife finding Pot in the Kid’s Room & Javier Pena loves Dinosaurs & Javier gets a NSFW lead while at the kid’s soccer game
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Narcos Season 4: New Laredo
This is NOT connected to Paperwork or Not Qualified For This. This is designed as a pure sequel to Narcos season 3. It will be dropped by “Episodes” and is in the style of the show with Voiceovers, etc.
Episode 1 “With Friends Like These”
Episode 2 “The Laredo-Laredo Gauntlet”
Episode 3 “Murky Waters”
Episode 4: Back in the Saddle
Episode 5: Tangled Webs NEW
Micro Fic: Javier and the Armadillo of Truth NEW
OKAY but why paperwork for students it's SO STRESSFUL? i'm literally a 19yo girl, no one tells me what to do and when i ask they treat me so bad like i'm stupid? i mean– sorry if i don't know what these damn acronyms means. can someone please make this easier or at least give me some damn instructions ??
Real footage of me after a long and exhausting school day..
Song of the day:
Day 5 - Stamp
LINK AT THE TOP TO BE DIFFERENT!
The one in which Aymeric really cannot focus on his job today.
No warnings, no real spoilers of note. Hint of Aymeric and named WoL but nebulous at best. Mostly just Aymeric lamenting.