Peter: No Can Do Mr.Kidnapper, I've Got More Plans

Peter: No can do Mr.Kidnapper, I've got more plans

Kidnapper: SPARE ME!

Peter: So tonight I was thinking we could stay up late playing checkers and say all the things we like about each other

Kidnapper, crying: Stark paid the ransom 3 days ago, please go home

Honestly, same.

Tony : Are you having another depressive episode?

Peter: A depressive episode?

Peter: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

This is just me with my friends

c!tommy’s aroace listening to c!ranboo cry about c!tubbo not loving him and then listening to wilbur rant about quackity for the ten thousandth time:

I agree to this testament

School must be eradicated

school must be eradicated because it hinders my ability to make tntduo content

.

And then Natasha seeing all the shit that's going down in the Hawkeye series and don't even get me started on the events in nwh.

*Loki and Tony watching the FFH events from heaven*

Tony: *smiling proudly at Peter making his suit* see that? That's my son.

Peter: Oh I love Ledd Zeppelin!

Tony:

Loki:

Tony: He's adopted.

**

*Loki holding Tony with a exasperated expression on his face while Tony throws all kinds of swear words at mysterio*

**

Tony: Did that motherfcker just tell Peter that if he was good enough I would be still alive?

Loki:

Tony: THAT'S IT I AM GOING TO REVIVE MYSELF-

Loki: tONY THAT'S NOT HOW THAT-

Oh.My.Gosh. is this a pride and prejudice zutara au?

It totally is. Ugh, I'm fangirling so hard right now

"you, and you alone, are the keeper of the key to my heart."