Dad Tony Stark - Tumblr Posts
Someone's grounded
nearly forgot to post this onto my tumblr today (im so used to just posting to IG and then being done but i must now take care of my tumblr page too hehe)
Boy’s night in: cuddles, popcorn, and movies hehe
This drawings actually my Instagram 20k DTIYS celebration, so everyone’s welcome to redraw it and I can share it on my IG story highlights :3
If you guys wanna check out all of the redraws for this DTIYS, go to #WCIDDTIYS20K on IG!! :D
Let my boi cause chaos in peace
Tony, poking Peter with the end of a broomstick: Get off the ceiling!
Peter: Nuh uh!
Tony: Why not? What are you hiding?
Peter: I’m not hiding anything!
Tony; then get down!
Peter: no!
A call interrupts. Tony takes it: Hello? Yes, this is him. Ohhh did he now? Yes, I’ll talk to him about it.
Peter, horrified: I’m not coming down. Ever. I live up here now.
Tony: no, no. Peter, I would *love* to know why the principal of your school just called me AND TOLD ME YOU BLEW UP THE CHEM LAB AGAIN!
Peter: it wasn’t my fault!
Tony: FOURTH TIME THIS MONTH. FOURTH. TIME.
Peter: I’M SORRY! IT ISN’T MY FAULT!
(I see things like this a lot, so I decided to write my own 🤷)
Italian dad forehead kisses hehehehehe I love them
THIS IS NOT ST@RKER ‼️‼️‼️ ST@RKERS DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED WITHOUT HESITATION 🤮
Peter, after coming back after faking his death: Hi mr. Stark!!
Tony: kid?? you’re back? I can’t believe it! You were the devils problem fit a while!! Now you’re back!!!
Peter: you know I don’t have to be your problem
Tony, hugging Peter with death grip: you will always be my problem.
Tony: Who the hell turned off the wifi?
Peter:
Honestly, same.
Tony : Are you having another depressive episode?
Peter: A depressive episode?
Peter: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Wanda: That's just the summary of my life.
Peter: Same with my life, it's literally just a series of Ls.
Natasha: I would say that, but I haven't cried since I was a child.
Steve: You all concern me.
Sam: THIS is why we need to start group therapy sessions.
Bruce: I agree with Sam on this one, though one on one therapy with licensed therapists is also very beneficial.
Bucky: Bruce, you do know we're all superheroes right? More specifically, unpaid Superheroes.
Clint: I have a post battle head ache and if you all don't stop sending messages, I'm going to use some SHIELD tech to delete this groupchat.
Tony: You know that I'm a billionaire and can pay for literally everyone's therapy, right?
Tony: And we'll be talking about what you said later Pete.
Tony: Also, no need to get the SHIELD tech birdbrain. I'm going to delete this groupchat anyway.
[Peter in the Avengers group chat after they failed a mission]
Peter: The sun will rise and we'll cry again
Peter: try*
Peter: Oh forget it, cry is fine I guess
This is all I want
Stephen: Peter seems like a nice kid. I would really hate for something to happen to him.
Tony: Yeah well anything we face out here will be nothing compared to what he’s in for if we ever get back home.
Stephen: Spoken like a true dad.
Tony: I prefer the term “eccentric, wisened mentor and guide”…. (sees Peter doing something potentially dangerous)PETER GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF.
Stephen: And I prefer the term “dad”.